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GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...

 
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BP CEO Stuns Press Conference

May 15, 2010 2:55 PM
Wash D.C. AP

Dr. Anthony Hayward, the group chief executive of BP, shocked an afternoon press conference on the oil spill when he said everybody could just go fuck themselves. Swaying at the podium, Dr. Hayward went on to say they were going to change the name of BP to DBP (Dead Bird Petroleum). How do like those apples he loudly shouted at audience. You got a problem with us, try walking your asses to work you ungrateful bastards.
He ended the press conference by not taking any questions and saying he had to go play golf with the President.

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ROFLMFAO!!!

Thanx for the Perspective! ;)

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Re: GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...
Has ANYONE stopped to think that oil "polluted" the earth

AS IT WAS BEING FORMED???

It would have been in ALL of the drinking water in the areas that it was forming,

it would have permeated the soil,

it would have released fumes into the atmosphere,

etc.

EVERYTHING on earth didn't die over it, eh?

Oil IS a Naturally Occurring substance, right?

And, really, folks, THINK ~ who SAYS oil contaminates our ground water/aquifers?

For conspiracy theorists, y'all sure aren't rubbing those BRIAN cells together too well!

(Yes, I DID get the Brians/brains joke, fuktard.)

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Tell that to the millions of DEAD ANIMALS you fucking braindead fucktard!!!!!!!!!
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Re: GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...
Yeah, buddy! That dumbass Bush,

trying to stave off the inevitable DOUBLING of costs when a company is charged with overseeing itself, which it would NATURALLY just pass on to the consumers, without mentioning the fact that Aunt Betty was hired, at $500,000, to twiddle her thumbs during the entire fiasco, as well as all the other folks jumping on the bandwagon with their dumbass ideas of what to do.

Get real, pal. It wasn't Bush, nor Clinton, nor Obama, nor ANY president that fucked us over ~ all of 'em were just following the orders of THEIR Masters.

This place kind-of-ly SUX.
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Re: GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...
Soooo, no linky to an article or vid of the Africa guy making the comments on the oil situation 4 months ago ?
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Re: GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...
YOu have to remember BP only has to pay so much. THat bush or someone made a cap on if there was a huge accident that the oil people were only responsible for so mush damage.
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Yeah, 75 million tops on damages. The swine spend more than that on hookers in one day. Oh well, what ya gonna do.

Peon- pee on
Peasants- piss ants
Human resource- sort of like cattle
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Tell that to the millions of DEAD ANIMALS you fucking braindead fucktard!!!!!!!!!
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Do you NOT understand that LIFE is fucking HAZARDOUS to our health, yet???

If it's alive?

It's GOING TO DIE, and there isn't anything you can do about that.

Your time to make a difference, WAS. Past tense. You, me and thousands like us sat on our asses when we SHOULD have pushed for alternative fuels way back in the '80's.

The time, she comes, again, however.

WTF are you doing, NOW,

besides posting up your opinions,

about ANY of this?


Yeah. Me, either. Other than writing letters to everyone that (supposedly) matters, and reading the articles cited in these posts, I'm feeling like I always feel ~ impotent.

This place kind-of-ly SUX.
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Re: GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...
the guy in the video is genuinely curious and that is always good to see. I sense that he is living from his heart at least somewhat and his concern reflects a compassion for the Earth and her inhabitants.

My sense is that this is THE wake up call which will get us to reevaluate other relationships we have with other materials including coal and nuclear. Worst case senarios DO HAPPEN.

this spill, katrina, 911, 2004 tsunami etc. etc.

may we all wake up and begin living from our hearts first
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if the gulf dies will it alter weather around the world?

damned
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if the gulf dies will it alter weather around the world?

damned
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the Gulf is connected to every body of water on the Planet. if it dies then we all die. ELE TEOTWAWKI TSHTF SHTF TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
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Re: GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...
{Imagine all of this, said in a Dr. Monroe-type of voice:}

Yes.

Something most folks don't know is that the fish in the oceans, by their very movement, create waves and currents,

so if a major amount of 'em die?

We're fucked.


the above post is total and complete bsflag
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Oil disaster would seem to be appropriate Karma payback to the US for its evil wars that have killed millions of innocent people around the world in order to steal their oil resources. Just sayin.
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The ocean is one. We will all suffer. Get rope ready for oil tycoons.
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This guy is the worst psy-op operative I have ever seen in my entire life.

If people fall for this crap, then I give up in humanity. ;)
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Please don't give up on yourself. LOL
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Damn NWO people, not only have corrupted almost every nation's government, and brainwashed the religious idiots into wanting Armageddon, it appears they have found something of leverage on this shaman to get him to preach their death doom.
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Re: GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...
I BLame this on the MEXICANS!!!! slaphim

Its THIER Gulf!!!!! Bastards!
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Re: GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...
Fer Chrissake people, not ONE of you answered the guys question! I suppose none of us are qualified. The question was:

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE IF THE LEAK CANNOT BE FIXED??

We really need to focus on that.
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if the gulf dies will it alter weather around the world?

damned

the Gulf is connected to every body of water on the Planet. if it dies then we all die. ELE TEOTWAWKI TSHTF SHTF TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 965692

Enjoy this summer, it may be our last. If they can't get a handle on this thing and it doesn't look like they are, it's real doom. Not the posting at 2 am on GLP scary movie fun doom, real doom.
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Fer Chrissake people, not ONE of you answered the guys question! I suppose none of us are qualified. The question was:

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE IF THE LEAK CANNOT BE FIXED??

We really need to focus on that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 937339


Exactly???!!!
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GLP is the best forum in the world !
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I do suspect so.
What I knew as tangible and real was nothing more than a flimsy, thin sheet of a reality.
I come to know that the real "me" is a supersoul that is my true reality that resides in the spirit world.
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Nobody will ever buy BP gas again. banana2
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Can we have a normal worldcup football 2010 first..??

Peace
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I have been wondering about that for some time now.
There is a lot of money to be made from beeting on the World Cup games.
Take Slovakia - New Zealand for instance :)
What I knew as tangible and real was nothing more than a flimsy, thin sheet of a reality.
I come to know that the real "me" is a supersoul that is my true reality that resides in the spirit world.
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Re: GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...
Fer Chrissake people, not ONE of you answered the guys question! I suppose none of us are qualified. The question was:

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE IF THE LEAK CANNOT BE FIXED??

We really need to focus on that.


Exactly???!!!
 Quoting: kobratelefon

Use of disspersants to emulsify the oil....make it water soluble...

This will make ALL ocean food unsafe for consumption in a year, and all the oceans a dead zone in 5 years.

In 7 years the entire food chain (ocean and terra) will be layed waste.

I don't like it...but that's the answer
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Re: GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...
Fer Chrissake people, not ONE of you answered the guys question! I suppose none of us are qualified. The question was:

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE IF THE LEAK CANNOT BE FIXED??

We really need to focus on that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 937339

ummm no actually we need to NOT focus on that

focus on solutions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nobody will ever buy BP gas again. banana2
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your a moran.
A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
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Nobody will ever buy BP gas again. banana2



your a moran.
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So says the silly man flexing his muscles while wearing a silly "Ed Norton" coon skin cap and who can't even spell "you're" or "moron" correctly.

But, OK.
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And please, don't forget to comment on my video so that we can hardcore data mine you and profile your answers.

Thank you and have a good day!

Yours,

Freedom Fighter!

bsflag

What do you have against the guy who made the video? You've posted like 5 time on this thread now every time attacking him in some way


This guy is a CIA operative, and his name is...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 970616

exactly what i tought at first glance.Eyes too blue (lenses?)
and ...apparently...HE HAD some alcohol in him...


whatever:
time has come to YELL and to show the tptb that WE are the people and MORE.

It's a chance for HUMANITY to take ACTION for this spill:
RESTRICT FURTHER USE OF Hydrocarbons.

It's a federal offence to do that to the PLANET,our HOME!!!
Was this the 'bigger 911' they been talking about?

Bis Gleich,dan!Aber du bist im service...Jawohl...
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HEY!

Don't you be disrespecting my main man, now!

I LURVE it!!!

morAn!!!

Now, STFU and let's wait and see how long it takes for ALL of the "morAns" to think THAT's how it's spelled!


***

I gave y'all too much credit, at first, and actually thought this was a referral back to another hilarious post, wherein someone posted about someone named Moran, who was a moron! OMG! This fucking herb is going to KILL me!


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And please, don't forget to comment on my video so that we can hardcore data mine you and profile your answers.

Thank you and have a good day!

Yours,

Freedom Fighter!

bsflag

What do you have against the guy who made the video? You've posted like 5 time on this thread now every time attacking him in some way


This guy is a CIA operative, and his name is...

exactly what i tought at first glance.Eyes too blue (lenses?)
and ...apparently...HE HAD some alcohol in him...


whatever:
time has come to YELL and to show the tptb that WE are the people and MORE.

It's a chance for HUMANITY to take ACTION for this spill:
RESTRICT FURTHER USE OF Hydrocarbons.

It's a federal offence to do that to the PLANET,our HOME!!!
Was this the 'bigger 911' they been talking about?

Bis Gleich,dan!Aber du bist im service...Jawohl...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 971777


WAIT A MINUTE!!!

PRINCE...
YES...

HALLIBURTON/Xenon...
MAYBE a retaliation/CHANTAGE of some kind...

Those guys were used to do HOLD-UPS in BAD-GAG...

HOHO!!!

Now WE see...
SOMEONE DID NOT PAY and...BOOM!!!

dirty beasts!reptiles!

wait and see.
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Oil disaster would seem to be appropriate Karma payback to the US for its evil wars that have killed millions of innocent people around the world in order to steal their oil resources. Just sayin.
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Absolutely ! We American people were too busy stuffing our faces with Big Macks and playing video games letting Cheney, Bush and clan easily pull the fear tactic on us.

Most Americans are frickin idiots and at the time were the laughing stock of the planet.

We deserve everything we get and more !
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Re: GLP Oil Doom Prediction: African Official - "Half The Worlds Population Won't Make it to 2011" Thread on Youtube...
Ok, so hurrican season is approaching and the Gulf gets its fair share - any ideas of the consquences?

I have heard of it raining fish due to twisters etc - oil is lighter than fish! Raining oil?

What potential damage would that create - crops and waterways polluted, livestock unable to eat and drink, land becomes unusable - sounds like real potential doom to me!
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he may sound a bit odd but he's the only one that can fix this

brian leonard golightly marshal





 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 938403