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How Do You Levitate?

 
I want walk with no feet
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How Do You Levitate?
Anybody know how to levitate? If so give me the basics, I plan on learning in ten minutes
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
Throw yourself at the ground with all the force you can muster, but miss.
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Anybody know how to levitate? If so give me the basics, I plan on learning in ten minutes
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Meditate on the relationship between your body and the Akasha, while also imagining your self to be as light as a cotton fiber. Read Patanjali's Yoga Sutras for more info...
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Throw yourself at the ground with all the force you can muster, but miss.
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right
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
Anybody know how to levitate? If so give me the basics, I plan on learning in ten minutes

Meditate on the relationship between your body and the Akasha, while also imagining your self to be as light as a cotton fiber. Read Patanjali's Yoga Sutras for more info...
 Quoting: OmarEastwind





Naughty naughty naughty...The TM movement is not going to be happy with you.....I'm a former yogic sidha.....
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
in simple words,

you have to generate enough energy that will counterbalance gravitational effects. and I imagine that would be a huge amount of energy.
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Years and years of meditation. 10 minutes won't do it.
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Re: How Do You Levitate?
You need TEPP for your bunghole.

What did you think Jason really wanted?

Fly vimana fly.


Little problem, dwellers on earth don't do well on a staple diet of TEPP
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Throw yourself at the ground with all the force you can muster, but miss.
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rofl
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
and don't forget your towel.

also, you could try farting really really hard.
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05/15/2010 10:47 PM
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
Indian Levitation

like this

[link to www.youtube.com]
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How do I levitate?? ...let me count the ways ...

Hey!. Who stole my Fucking 10 page List?. Sonuva!!...
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
I also do it sometimes in my dreams where I kina just Skim around like when Obi-wan fights Young Darth over the Lava at the end of movie III.
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
Lose a lot of weight. A real lot!
We are but eternal spiritual beings living a temporary human experience.
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
Tin foil
Comb
Tesla Coil

You figure out the rest.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Re: How Do You Levitate?
The only way to levitate is forgetting that you can't. There is no other way, you have to know, with no misgiving that you can. If you manage this peace let us know.
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
The only way to levitate is forgetting that you can't. There is no other way, you have to know, with no misgiving that you can. If you manage this peace let us know.
 Quoting: daughter





Nice sentiment, but no. Learned how to levitate at Maharishi International University in the 80's. It's a natural act and a function of the brain. We are all made to fly. The neuro passage ways have been encrusted and dormant for millennia.
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
leave 'I' state.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Ok, OP here is how you lick-the-taint...oh, you said what?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
Mel Winfield suggests you need to induce a electrostatic field which will counteract the Magnus effect inside the nucleon which breaks the gravitation force. Then you can do stuff like John Hutchison did. You will need a pair of Tesla coils and a Vandegraff generator at minimum. Then you also have to account for the location of the Moon-Earth lunar orbit - favorable times for the experiment occur during perigee periods which result in increased force in the opposite gravitational direction from earth. Solar perigee also can help you out but to a lesser degree.
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
You need to have an OBE (Out of body experience) in order to levitate.
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05/15/2010 11:23 PM
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
in simple words,

you have to generate enough energy that will counterbalance gravitational effects. and I imagine that would be a huge amount of energy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 971673


Nope.
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05/15/2010 11:27 PM
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
it's ok...everyone just keep debating...how many of you can levitate? besides moi???



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05/15/2010 11:28 PM
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
Omni magazine once proposed the idea that the secret to anti gravity might be solved based on the following scenario:

Given that a cat always lands on it's feet and buttered toast always lands buttered side down then what you would want to do is somehow affix the toast to the cats back, buttered side up of course and toss the cat into the air. It should hover indefinitely in place. Of course the cat will not be happy.
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
May I suggest that you would likely have more success by taking the escalator or elevator. Just call it a 'levitator'.
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
float
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Damn...you ARE talented...

OP if Brief can do it...you should be able to no problem...

But seriously, I have yet to see anyone in REAL life actually achieve levitation on video or really IRL...anyone here who claims to be able to do it...I say riiiiiiight...sure ya can...would love to see THAT.
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
The only way to levitate is forgetting that you can't. There is no other way, you have to know, with no misgiving that you can. If you manage this peace let us know.





Nice sentiment, but no. Learned how to levitate at Maharishi International University in the 80's. It's a natural act and a function of the brain. We are all made to fly. The neuro passage ways have been encrusted and dormant for millennia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917033


whoa, a friend of mine said the same damn thing, but she did not tell me how

HOW?

Boy, that would be fun!
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05/16/2010 12:01 AM
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
with murcury and electricity.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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05/16/2010 12:03 AM
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float


Damn...you ARE talented...

OP if Brief can do it...you should be able to no problem...

But seriously, I have yet to see anyone in REAL life actually achieve levitation on video or really IRL...anyone here who claims to be able to do it...I say riiiiiiight...sure ya can...would love to see THAT.
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Now you're just trying to start a fight because you like the make up sex...mmmKay then...puts away the breakables...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: How Do You Levitate?
1 Put a towel on your head
2 Sit on a rug

I'll tell you more tomorrow

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