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Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??

 
ImNotACanuckster
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05/17/2010 02:31 PM
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Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
We all know that Canadians are a little off! Something isnt just right about them.

And, can anybody verify that Canada actually exists?? Has anybody physically gone north of the border? And if you did......why did you do that?


I have a theory that Canadians arent real human beings. Ohh sure they look like human beings, but they are really some kind of synthetic creation of the NWO or maybe even an alien creation.

What I cant figure out is the purpose?? Why are these reptialians, non-human, synthetic, creatures here???? No one really pays any attention to them???
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05/17/2010 02:31 PM
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Re: Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
Um...excuse me???
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05/17/2010 02:38 PM

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Canadians? REAL?

rofl
Embrace absolution.
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05/17/2010 02:39 PM
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bsflag

One day mankind will look beyond the differences and see himself.
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05/17/2010 02:39 PM
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There is one right, identifying herself as smolderingGal.....

dont engage it.......
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05/17/2010 02:40 PM
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There is one right, identifying herself as smolderingGal.....

dont engage it.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10151


oops, there is one right NOW.
Anonymous Coward
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05/17/2010 02:40 PM
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Re: Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
There is no such place called Canada. Hence, there is no such thing as Canadians.

Nothing to see here, move along. eh?
Anonymous Coward
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05/17/2010 02:40 PM
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Re: Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
Yea, they are a strange group that has an inferiority complex which makes them act like asses towards Americans. The sooner they realize that their whole country is a parasite that feeds off of the US the better. Canada is cold, shitty, and most of the women are fugly there which is why we dont visit there yet they constantly come down here and clog up our roads and carry on needless conversation that ends with an "Eh" after every sentence.
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05/17/2010 02:41 PM
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There is one right, identifying herself as smolderingGal.....

dont engage it.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10151

Um.. okayyy, whatevah!
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05/17/2010 02:41 PM
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bsflag

One day mankind will look beyond the differences and see himself.
 Quoting: miodmind



Yeah, I agree and Im all for it!!! peace and love = good.

But thats for mankind!!!! Im not sure what to classify Canadians as....
EnemyofMan

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05/17/2010 02:42 PM

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bsflag

One day mankind will look beyond the differences and see himself.



Yeah, I agree and Im all for it!!! peace and love = good.

But thats for mankind!!!! Im not sure what to classify Canadians as....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60595


Automatons
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Anonymous Coward
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05/17/2010 02:43 PM
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bsflag

One day mankind will look beyond the differences and see himself.



Yeah, I agree and Im all for it!!! peace and love = good.

But thats for mankind!!!! Im not sure what to classify Canadians as....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60595

No need to classify them. They don't exist.
Anonymous Coward
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05/17/2010 02:44 PM
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Re: Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
I dated a woman once (yeah, imagine that) who said, "There are only two places in the world. New England and that which is not New England."

Canada is not New England.
miodmind

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05/17/2010 02:44 PM
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Re: Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
Hey!! I'm canadian too! Be nice or I'll start throwing my snowshoes at ya, eh!
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05/17/2010 02:46 PM
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Hey!! I'm canadian too! Be nice or I'll start throwing my snowshoes at ya, eh!
 Quoting: miodmind

If we existed, I would suggest that we use ski poles on em, eh?
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05/17/2010 02:47 PM
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Hey!! I'm canadian too! Be nice or I'll start throwing my snowshoes at ya, eh!
 Quoting: miodmind



MY GOD!!! They seem to be spreading across the globe!!!
miodmind

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Often wondered, as a canadian, who I REALLY was.....

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Hey!! I'm canadian too! Be nice or I'll start throwing my snowshoes at ya, eh!



MY GOD!!! They seem to be spreading across the globe!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76144


LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE!!

ahhh
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Anonymous Coward
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05/17/2010 02:47 PM
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why is it that some Americans are ignorant and arrogant? Really.. to every nation in the world
sailormon
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05/17/2010 02:48 PM
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Re: Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
I live near the border to Canada, and nope they don't exist. When you enter, you go through this smoky area and you become in a dreamy state and you are held in stasis and the dreaming starts. The last time I was there, I dreamed I met some of the most wonderful people on earth, had some of the best white fish and chips that could be. I even viewed some wonderful clean water found anywhere in the north channel. Then I woke and was going back into the states. Nothing up there, believe me, but those fish and chips, yum!
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Hey!! I'm canadian too! Be nice or I'll start throwing my snowshoes at ya, eh!



MY GOD!!! They seem to be spreading across the globe!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76144



A dane I know often makes jokes, asking others if the canadian goose procreates in denmark... always a sly finger pointed in my direction.. ahhhh
Anonymous Coward
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05/17/2010 02:49 PM
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Re: Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
I live near the border to Canada, and nope they don't exist. When you enter, you go through this smoky area and you become in a dreamy state and you are held in stasis and the dreaming starts. The last time I was there, I dreamed I met some of the most wonderful people on earth, had some of the best white fish and chips that could be. I even viewed some wonderful clean water found anywhere in the north channel. Then I woke and was going back into the states. Nothing up there, believe me, but those fish and chips, yum!
 Quoting: sailormon 935215

sshhhhhh! Don't talk about the fish and chips!
Jebediah Lipschitz

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05/17/2010 02:52 PM
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Re: Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
lived in Canada. they are all fucked but have the best senses of humor in the world.

don't think they are real though.

blame Canada, they will bomb the Baldwins soon.

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05/17/2010 02:54 PM
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Re: Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
lived in Canada. they are all fucked but have the best senses of humor in the world.

don't think they are real though.

blame Canada, they will bomb the Baldwins soon.

altcdnflag
 Quoting: Jebediah Lipschitz

Correct!
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LMAO, funny OP.
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05/17/2010 02:56 PM
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Re: Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
I had sexual intercourse plenty of times with a hot Canadian chick when I was in my twenties. She seemed real enough to me.

sideways
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05/17/2010 02:57 PM
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I had sexual intercourse plenty of times with a hot Canadian chick when I was in my twenties. She seemed real enough to me.

sideways
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With a Canadian? Poor thing! This means that you are pregnant.
Anonymous Coward
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05/17/2010 03:00 PM
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Canada does not exist. Don't worry about it.
Anonymous Coward
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05/17/2010 03:06 PM
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Thanks for my best laugh of the day !!!!
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05/17/2010 03:08 PM

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There is one right, identifying herself as smolderingGal.....

dont engage it.......

Um.. okayyy, whatevah!
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal



Well you have to admit, he did get the reptilian part correct.
If you can justify killing one man, you can justify killing every man.

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05/17/2010 03:08 PM
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Re: Canadians -- Are they real or just part of the NWOs master plan??
Ive done some research and some undercover work. And I have discovered that these things will be celebrating something called Victoria Day and May 24th(as is they keep the same calender as we do).

I suspect this is just a front; a way to seem more human. A way to fit in.

Im not sure what Victoria day is, information regarding this event is scarce. Im not sure if they even do any "celebrating"......

something isnt right with these so-called human beings.

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