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FREEZE FAT AWAY

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/20/2010 05:05 AM
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Try a pedometer in conjunction with the 10,000 Steps program. It's working for me, takes the focus off negative emotional aspects of losing, can turn it into a competition with oneself to go just another 100 steps, let's just do the next block for 500, like that. The two high-end Omrons are the best, cheaper on the Warrior Momma site. At least one of them tracks "moderate" walking, which is cardio and come to find out doesn't have to be all at one time, but can be cumulative over the day. Muscles that get burning calories in the morning will keep on all day long, even without more pumping.

High cortisol levels cause the body to deposit fat around the middle, why the fuck I don't know, maybe stress takes people to the "I want to be fat and ugly so people will leave me alone" place. Got to be happy. I made myself happyt, after being miserable for five years, that's how long it took to put everything in place, by losing 160 lbs. overnight and the rest of the weight is starting to come off -- my belly is shrnking! Before, when the stress would amp up, I could literally feel my middle grow.
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05/20/2010 05:18 AM
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As I cry myself to sleep I'll be thinking of denying food to all those who spoke of ill of curves.
When they starve I'll take great pleasure.
There's another scenario you didn't consider. They will be the LAST to starve. So maybe they will live longer than you?
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That shrimp was there when I got dressed this morning -- A BP Employee to TSA
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05/21/2010 02:13 AM
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I DO WONDER IF I CAN DO IT AT HOME
LIKE PUT ICE ON MY BELLY FOR AN HOUR A COUPLE TIMES A DAY
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05/21/2010 09:58 AM
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WOULD THAT WORK
Etheric Ray

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05/21/2010 10:08 AM
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Should not be a problem.

A few half situps and a slimming tea are able to do more than the freezing theory I think.hf
I DO WONDER IF I CAN DO IT AT HOME
LIKE PUT ICE ON MY BELLY FOR AN HOUR A COUPLE TIMES A DAY
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Last Edited by Emerald Isle on 05/21/2010 10:11 AM
That shrimp was there when I got dressed this morning -- A BP Employee to TSA
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05/21/2010 10:19 AM
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1rof1 Freeze that FAT away! Anything but controlling your eating habits! 1rof1 1rof1
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05/21/2010 10:44 AM
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I DO WONDER IF I CAN DO IT AT HOME
LIKE PUT ICE ON MY BELLY FOR AN HOUR A COUPLE TIMES A DAY
 Quoting: ttownrussiangirl

I got an ice pack on my head right now. Will post results after 3 weeks.
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05/21/2010 10:51 AM
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Should not be a problem.

A few half situps and a slimming tea are able to do more than the freezing theory I think.hf

I DO WONDER IF I CAN DO IT AT HOME
LIKE PUT ICE ON MY BELLY FOR AN HOUR A COUPLE TIMES A DAY

 Quoting: Etheric Ray

i actually bought this slimming tea the other day it says it has senna in it , and to ask a doc before taking
i take hbp pills and want to know if i can drink this
i dont know if senna and hydrochlorithizide mix or not
and my doc is hard to get a hold of he is only open in this town once a week
Only Me
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05/21/2010 11:30 AM

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I DO WONDER IF I CAN DO IT AT HOME
LIKE PUT ICE ON MY BELLY FOR AN HOUR A COUPLE TIMES A DAY

I got an ice pack on my head right now. Will post results after 3 weeks.
 Quoting: Hawk0


Holy shit I lol'd so hard!
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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05/21/2010 11:32 AM
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Do sit ups and crunchies, that will tone up your stomach
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05/21/2010 11:34 AM

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Do sit ups and crunchies, that will tone up your stomach
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Do Pilates


ohyeah
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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05/21/2010 11:37 AM
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run run run like SHTF ahhh ahhh

i run 5 miles each day and i fell great
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05/21/2010 11:49 AM
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Oh come on, let the fat people eat all the skinny ppl first after the SHTF. It will be better in the long run. Just think of all the animals we can save instead of eating them first. lol! Money will be used as toilet paper, so we will have plenty of that.
After the grocery stores get looted tot he max, and all the food is gone everywhere, then all the fat ppl can march up and down the street killing and eating the skinny ppl.
I can see it now, "Would you like fries with that, sir?"
I hope to God I'm dead by then. ROFL!
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05/21/2010 11:53 AM

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OK, where does that fat go when you freeze it? It still has to go somewhere. I don't get it. Do you have a link about this?
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05/21/2010 02:22 PM
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OK, where does that fat go when you freeze it? It still has to go somewhere. I don't get it. Do you have a link about this?
 Quoting: Earth Daughter

[link to wcco.com]
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05/21/2010 02:25 PM
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Should not be a problem.

A few half situps and a slimming tea are able to do more than the freezing theory I think.hf

I DO WONDER IF I CAN DO IT AT HOME
LIKE PUT ICE ON MY BELLY FOR AN HOUR A COUPLE TIMES A DAY

 Quoting: Etheric Ray

situps do NOTHING for belly fat
yak34
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08/07/2010 09:05 PM
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your white cells , come and take the dead fat cells and send them to your liver to dispose of
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08/09/2010 12:40 AM
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The only effective way I've seen of someone losing a HUGE amount of fat quickly is stomach stapling.
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ttown alot of guys go for the more cushion for pushin'

as for yourself love your zaftig self eh?

a belly is not a bad thing..


frozen fat is like shave ice baconsicles
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Another way to lose fat quickly is to go into hospital for routine surgery, esp on or in our mouth.. so that when you wake up sore & sick.. you puke up all the blood you swallowed in surgery, then not eat for up to 3 weeks while recovering. Works wonders for me! I'd puke up all day, night, next morning & still be be puking up blood well into the next afternoon.. before the bile came up. Then have a nice refreshing cuppa tea & watch Thomas The Tank Engine.. while the cleaner changed your bedside water & hoovered under your bed. On some occasions, I've had my tougne stitched into the roof of my mouth & even my lips stitched together for 2 weeks or so.. so skin-graphs could grow into each other. I'd sound like Kenny out of South Park..'mmmmm.mmmm uhhh mmmmuuh..mmm!'
But guess wot? I'd be as skinny as an concentration camp jew on a diet..seeing every bone in my body. I've a beer belly now.. & wondering how to get rid of it without giving up beer. Mmmm? tough one .. that one that is!?
NO FAT ON ME!
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I have done the at home fat freezing procedure. works like a dream, I got the fat off and have kepted it off for a year. Now, I'm starting weight training, work those muscles.
Best at home kit is Asrai's Touch, cheapest, too.

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