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Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?

 
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Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I'd bring a friend but I don't have any close ones........

Tips on how to be the man?
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I'd bring a friend but I don't have any close ones........

Tips on how to be the man?
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Get changed, dive and and have fun.
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I'd bring a friend but I don't have any close ones........

Tips on how to be the man?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976177


Zinc oxide over your whole body, and Speedos. Works every time. Oh, and carry a six pack of wine coolers. Chicks dig wine coolers.

Last Edited by Revbo™ on 05/20/2010 05:05 PM
Rev. 21:4 He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Bring a Baby Ruth bar?
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Ahh, appreciate the tips. I have really bad hand eye coordination, but I can still kinda swim. My sister is twice as fast as me going to the ends of the pool as me...

They are having a "pool party" this weekend. What usually happens is I try to put myself out there, and then shrivel up and seclude myself...
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
WTF IS THIS?

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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I'm only 20 (not that I seriously considered that LOL)
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I'd bring a friend but I don't have any close ones........

Tips on how to be the man?


Zinc oxide over your whole body, and Speedos. Works every time. Oh, and carry a six pack of wine coolers. Chicks dig wine coolers.
 Quoting: Rev-bo


I have some wine at home, I thunk the other day, maybe I should drink up before hand, but I don't want to swim drunk, crash, and die.
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Ahh, appreciate the tips. I have really bad hand eye coordination, but I can still kinda swim. My sister is twice as fast as me going to the ends of the pool as me...

They are having a "pool party" this weekend. What usually happens is I try to put myself out there, and then shrivel up and seclude myself...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976177

shrivel up? what a sight that must be.
If you don't have control of your mind.....someone else will!
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Chlorine is carcenogenic. I'd suggest sea water, but BP has put an end to that. Just fill up your bath and pretend.
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
wear a thong and sport some chartreuse arm floaties and flippers and wear swim goggles..

hang out by the kiddie pool

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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I'd bring a friend but I don't have any close ones........

Tips on how to be the man?


Zinc oxide over your whole body, and Speedos. Works every time. Oh, and carry a six pack of wine coolers. Chicks dig wine coolers.


I have some wine at home, I thunk the other day, maybe I should drink up before hand, but I don't want to swim drunk, crash, and die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976177


The wine coolers are not for you. They're for the ladies.

And you haven't swum until you've swum drunk. And naked.
Rev. 21:4 He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Just don't act vain. Don't be constantly combing your hair etc. Women hate vanity in men. Just relax and have fun.
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I'd bring a friend but I don't have any close ones........

Tips on how to be the man?


Zinc oxide over your whole body, and Speedos. Works every time. Oh, and carry a six pack of wine coolers. Chicks dig wine coolers.


I have some wine at home, I thunk the other day, maybe I should drink up before hand, but I don't want to swim drunk, crash, and die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976177

right on.........do not drink and swim! please! Don't take all the tips you get too seriously.
If you don't have control of your mind.....someone else will!
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Ahh, appreciate the tips. I have really bad hand eye coordination, but I can still kinda swim. My sister is twice as fast as me going to the ends of the pool as me...

They are having a "pool party" this weekend. What usually happens is I try to put myself out there, and then shrivel up and seclude myself...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976177


Be elusive. Girls love a challenge. Look as if you are having fun, even if you are swimming or sitting by the pool reading a book or listening to the music. Look your best, look happy/content and you will be fine. You are only 20 so these are your years to enjoy yourself. Good luck.
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I'm only 20 (not that I seriously considered that LOL)
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Your still young enough to get away with cannon balling the party guests.
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Just don't act vain. Don't be constantly combing your hair etc. Women hate vanity in men. Just relax and have fun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 938295

yes skip the vanity.............. be kinda aloof yet friendly and be yourself
If you don't have control of your mind.....someone else will!
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
We are well aware you look at our asses underwater.
I could hold you down with my ass so keep at bay.
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Ahh, appreciate the tips. I have really bad hand eye coordination, but I can still kinda swim. My sister is twice as fast as me going to the ends of the pool as me...

They are having a "pool party" this weekend. What usually happens is I try to put myself out there, and then shrivel up and seclude myself...


Be elusive. Girls love a challenge. Look as if you are having fun, even if you are swimming or sitting by the pool reading a book or listening to the music. Look your best, look happy/content and you will be fine. You are only 20 so these are your years to enjoy yourself. Good luck.
 Quoting: *Jentle*

Jentle is right be elusive!
If you don't have control of your mind.....someone else will!
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
it's this sat, ill let yall know ho w it goes. feel free to keep the tips rolling

How would you approach people? They are in my neighborhood but i dont get the chance to meet them, but here is a function conducive to doing so.

I can say, hey, I go to "x", u? blah blah, n then i run out and get flustered
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
cram a bunch of celery in your pants.
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Of all vegetables
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I'd bring a friend but I don't have any close ones........

Tips on how to be the man?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976177

Keep a tight grip on that bar of soap and you should be finechuckle
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
it's this sat, ill let yall know ho w it goes. feel free to keep the tips rolling

How would you approach people? They are in my neighborhood but i dont get the chance to meet them, but here is a function conducive to doing so.

I can say, hey, I go to "x", u? blah blah, n then i run out and get flustered
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976177


Op, let them come over to you. As I wrote above, sit by the pool or swim. If you haven't the confidence to approach people, wait till they come to you. If conversation worries you, ask the person questions about themselves and simply listen to what they say. Above all, don't worry.
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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05/20/2010 05:19 PM
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I'd bring a friend but I don't have any close ones........

Tips on how to be the man?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976177


Bring eight ball of cocaine and rent a Porsche. Then hit on the hottest Hispanic chick you can find and ask her if she wants to party.

THEN RIDE THAT ASS ALL NIGHT!
REPEAT...
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I need help getting abs, I need a workout partner, dont want to creep out dudes, but need help...... What should I do?
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
walk by the pool with your 'junk' hangin out
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Ahh, appreciate the tips. I have really bad hand eye coordination, but I can still kinda swim. My sister is twice as fast as me going to the ends of the pool as me...

They are having a "pool party" this weekend. What usually happens is I try to put myself out there, and then shrivel up and seclude myself...


Be elusive. Girls love a challenge. Look as if you are having fun, even if you are swimming or sitting by the pool reading a book or listening to the music. Look your best, look happy/content and you will be fine. You are only 20 so these are your years to enjoy yourself. Good luck.
 Quoting: *Jentle*


Be phony?
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Wear a white speedo and stick a snickers bar in the back.
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05/20/2010 05:23 PM
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
I will try this let people come to me thing. It's a pool party so maybe it will be packed.. i wonder if ill be noticed
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Re: Going to the pool alone this weekend, tips?
Find the hottest blond in the place that you wanna bang, then slip a roofie in her drink!

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