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HOLY SHIT...LOOK AT WHAT THEY SELL IN CHINA WALMART!~!!!!

 
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That is bizarre, I wonder if Chinese visitors go to walmart expecting those items.

[Ching Chong] Um, excuse me, where are your antibiotic underpants?

[US Wal Mart Employee] What?

[Ching Chong] Where are your antibiotic underpants?

[US Wal Mart Employee] I don't get paid enough for this crap

[Ching Chong] Huh, I not pay you here, only cashier

[US Wal Mart Employee] I wasn't asking for money

[Ching Chong] You mean they are free?

[US Wal Mart Employee] What is free?

[Ching Chong] Antibiotic underpants

[US Wal Mart Employee] Is this some kind of joke cause it ain't funny

[Ching Chong] No, no joke. Please tell me where antibiotic underpants are.

[US Wal Mart Employee] Ughh, ok, hang on.

[Wal Mart Intercom] Can I get assistance please Isle 5, assistance please Isle 5

[Ching Chong] I DON'T NEED HELP, ONLY ANTIBIOTIC UNDERPANTS. I HAVE RAGING CHEESE AND NEED CLEAN!

[US Wal Mart Employee] Dude

[Ching Chong] Yes?

[US Wal Mart Employee] This is fucked up here!

[Ching Chong] Fuck you you american pig fucker
 Quoting: ºCRAPº



AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaahah!!!!!!! Ahahahahahaha!!!! I just pissed myself!! Hahahahaha.

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I bet the fecal content of chinese meats is so high they list it on the label
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What fucking label?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Well, since China owns the USA, this could very well be the American Walmart of the future. Yeehaw!
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Most animals are edible.
Don't waste them.
EAT THEM!
EAT THEM NOW!!!

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So Piggly Wiggly is real! damned chuckle


They were the first modern grocery stores - began right here
in Memphis by Clarence Saunders:
[link to www.memphispigglywiggly.com]
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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I be learned! ohyeah
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Antibacterial underwear... they are worried about germs on their butt... but everyone in line handles the unwrapped meat with their bare hands???

LOL.
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Looks like the pigs should have been wearing those undies from the condition of the meat....
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I bet the fecal content of chinese meats is so high they list it on the label


What fucking label?
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don't be a hater, because I have a sense of humore that is REAL and you're just a pretender
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Well, since China owns the USA, this could very well be the American Walmart of the future. Yeehaw!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 580069

huffy
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I bet the fecal content of chinese meats is so high they list it on the label


What fucking label?


don't be a hater, because I have a sense of humore that is REAL and you're just a pretender
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 580069


scratching
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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ive been to a chinese walmart (it's funny to see the guys with their stands selling pirated DVDs right outside the store!)

it was very nice, even has 2 levels and escalators! definitely cleaner than any you'd see in the US and no obese people clogging up the isles
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Ebay has more variety

25,669 results found for crocodile

95,788 results found for frog

No Liquor though

hf
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I remember being delayed at an airport in Nanning, so had plenty of time to look around and shop. I visited the shop to find dried and bagged ants, ants in sweet packets with different flavours. There were selections of beetles and bugs in big jars, some kind of snakes too.
I must say though that the McDonalds in Hong Kong has lovely seaweed bags in your fries instead of salt. Rather nice actually.

It is also a misconception the idea that Chinese eat lots of rice in China. They eat more noodles than anything, Rice is generally exported.
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Whoever put those bullfrogs in with the turtles just earned themselves a promotion
 Quoting: Celtic (woad-man)

Yeah, mixed grill!

But seriously, there is one thing to be learned from them; zero waste on some of those products;)

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Some of those were like, a 10 on the WTF-O-Meter.


i think i burned my crotch again chuckle
(inside joke folks)
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ive been to a chinese walmart (it's funny to see the guys with their stands selling pirated DVDs right outside the store!)

it was very nice, even has 2 levels and escalators! definitely cleaner than any you'd see in the US and no obese people clogging up the isles
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 831737


Because everyone over there is so skinny from their tape worm..... Look at the shit they eat.... Tape worm, I tell ya....
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Whoever put those bullfrogs in with the turtles just earned themselves a promotion

Yeah, mixed grill!

But seriously, there is one thing to be learned from them; zero waste on some of those products;)
 Quoting: AWhereness

We don't waste either. It is just grinded into sausage and hot dogs, lol.
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Whoever put those bullfrogs in with the turtles just earned themselves a promotion

Yeah, mixed grill!

But seriously, there is one thing to be learned from them; zero waste on some of those products;)

We don't waste either. It is just grinded into sausage and hot dogs, lol.
 Quoting: ºCRAPº


Exactly...chicken lips and assholes included...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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jeez how dirty are these people that they need antibacterial underpants? Here's a thought, take a shower!
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bit difficult when there's no running water
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I remember being delayed at an airport in Nanning, so had plenty of time to look around and shop. I visited the shop to find dried and bagged ants, ants in sweet packets with different flavours. There were selections of beetles and bugs in big jars, some kind of snakes too.

China hasn't had the livestock culture that most other
countries have had. In a protein poor country you have to
find other source. I've eaten roasted crickets before and
liked them. Never had snake but I've heard it's good. I
think it's good for them to eat bugs instead of the tons
of red meat most Westerners consume.
 Quoting: DrPostman

Tastes like chicken :)
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'16. Antibacterial Bikini Underwear For Men'

^really handy when.. wait a minute, what?

spock
 Quoting: Celtic (woad-man)


In some countries it's very humid and lots of bacteria and weird stuff that can affect your skin. I can imagine working out all day in some rice patty.... sweat and bacteria from the water... so it does make sense.
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 Quoting: Bithead


Dong Zhu Bikini Underware for Men! ROTFLMAO!
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Whoever put those bullfrogs in with the turtles just earned themselves a promotion

Yeah, mixed grill!

But seriously, there is one thing to be learned from them; zero waste on some of those products;)

We don't waste either. It is just grinded into sausage and hot dogs, lol.
 Quoting: ºCRAPº


Difference being, the Chinese openly acknowledge what's in the food they produce and eat; in the West, it's more like a dirty secret we all just accept and either eat or don't
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Americans are so ignorant...


as you all stuff your faces with cow/chicken/pig/buffalo meat burgers and have the nerve to think it's so weird that other countries eat other kinds of animals?

Grow up..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976157


That is true. And I have eaten snake and almost got to eat Alligator one time, and that's in America Also eaten Frogs a few times and we actually have big boxes of frozen frogs in some of our local stores here.

Now about #6 ?

Seriously, it looks like the dead alien in MIB 2, the one the dog hides in....

Anyone read Chinese and can tell us what that is?
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The most disgusting thing I've seen. The meat they sell is totally exposed to air bacteria and germs and people touch it with hands. WTF??? All meat is sold in open boxes!! I bet it's dog meat, 'cause Chinese people eat dogs.
Pig face??? WTF?? A display where the article can't identify, looks like a pile of smoked intestines of some animal. WTF?? Smoked ducks in boxes and hooks??? What about that orange juice??? I'm wondering how many toxic substances are within that bottle...
Until see that pictures I though the most disgusting place to eat in the world, was the Paraguay, but now I guess the award winner is China.

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Whoever put those bullfrogs in with the turtles just earned themselves a promotion

Yeah, mixed grill!

But seriously, there is one thing to be learned from them; zero waste on some of those products;)

We don't waste either. It is just grinded into sausage and hot dogs, lol.


Difference being, the Chinese openly acknowledge what's in the food they produce and eat; in the West, it's more like a dirty secret we all just accept and either eat or don't
 Quoting: Celtic (woad-man)


Um, yeah I hope they continue to lie to me...I always laugh when I read a label that says: mechanically separated chicken...Oh the torture that fuck'n chicken must have gone through!!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Most animals are edible.
Don't waste them.
EAT THEM!
EAT THEM NOW!!!

:BBQvegan:


special tonight : muslims eat free ha ha ha



So Piggly Wiggly is real! damned chuckle


They were the first modern grocery stores - began right here
in Memphis by Clarence Saunders:
[link to www.memphispigglywiggly.com]
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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I don't get it, Brief, what's that got to do with anything? spock

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In some countries it's very humid and lots of bacteria and weird stuff that can affect your skin. I can imagine working out all day in some rice patty.... sweat and bacteria from the water... so it does make sense.
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Yeah, I was just being a smart arse
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i just cant get over the crocdiles with oranges in their mouth

just keep picturing myself with a cart full of them, and some pig faces, and dont forget the antibacterial undies

get up to check out, put my stick down on the conveor, and plop some crocdiles down, by the tail.
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DONG zhu underwear???

Dongs you?

ROFLMFAO!!!

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No more A-1 sauce smell
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Im forced to shop at wally mart from time to time, and I fail to see what the commotion is here.

Sure, the frogs/turtles are a bit offensive, and not all the meat is sold like it is depicted. If you took 98% of the product in Chinese wal-marts, it is the exact same 98% of product sold in the US.

That meat, BTW, hasn't been injected with preservatives which alot of the supermarkets use to make the meat appear redder, and juicier. WTF is wrong with handling meat? You don't think the butcher handles the meat before it's packed in a nice little container? People wash meat, like you should, before cooking.

Never seen crocodiles on sale, but geez, many countries eat crocodile meat.
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It is just not something we see in the US, even on rare occasions.

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