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MY MOTHER IN LAW WANTS TO TEACH ME SEX

 
FATIMA
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I am engaged to be married to an indian boy from a wealthy family and my future mother in law looks down on me and criticises my looks, She says the gap between my front teeth is too big and i should have dental work done, but my boyfriend loves my teeth.
Now she says that I should undergo sexual training to make sure I am up to giving my future husband sexual pleasures.
She says thare is a Kama Sutra teacher in Delhi and she wants to send me there to learn the techniques. I live in Australia now and here we don't do those kind of things.
This is upsetting me, because I love my boyfriend and don't know if I should go to Dehli to learn sex.
dereistic

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05/22/2010 10:26 PM
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Don't do it if you aren't comfortable with it. If his mom doesn't like it, tell her to fuck off.
"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
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05/22/2010 10:27 PM
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If you don't want to, then don't. If you let her push you around once, it won't ever stop. Kindly but firmly put her in her place.
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05/22/2010 10:28 PM
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Somehow that is disturbing to me, I mean the fact the your fiance's mother wants you to be good in bed for her son.

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You can always politely tell her no :)
FATIMA (OP)
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05/22/2010 10:32 PM
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Somehow that is disturbing to me, I mean the fact the your fiance's mother wants you to be good in bed for her son.

blink

You can always politely tell her no :)
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in our culture sex is very important and we spend most of our spare time in bed. If us girls are not very good at it then we can lose our husband who will go astray to others more better at it. That is why my mother in law wants me to be expert, otherwise our marriage will break up.
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05/22/2010 10:32 PM
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Assuming this post is legit, OP why don't you talk to your fiance about this? Get him to intervene with his mother on your behalf. Have him say that he will teach you all about it. :) But really your (fiance's and yours) sex life is none of her business.
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05/22/2010 10:32 PM
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Only do the sexual training if it's you and your mother in law scissoring.
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05/22/2010 10:33 PM
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Somehow that is disturbing to me, I mean the fact the your fiance's mother wants you to be good in bed for her son.

blink

You can always politely tell her no :)

in our culture sex is very important and we spend most of our spare time in bed. If us girls are not very good at it then we can lose our husband who will go astray to others more better at it. That is why my mother in law wants me to be expert, otherwise our marriage will break up.
 Quoting: FATIMA 978697

OK I rarely do this, but I call
bsflag

This post does not seem legit AT ALL.
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05/22/2010 10:35 PM

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They are using you as a mind control slave.


Their end means is undoubtedly to sacrifice you.


Turn back now, and forget what you have done.


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05/22/2010 10:44 PM
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Tell her she will be arrested dirty old woman
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05/22/2010 10:45 PM
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LOL
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05/22/2010 10:45 PM
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It's ironic that this thread would be on the same board as other threads accusing women of being slutty when they want to have sex.

You can't win no matter what you do.
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05/22/2010 10:47 PM

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Wouldn't your future husband enjoy 'teaching' you sex?

Most men wouldn't want someone else doing that.
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I am engaged to be married to an indian boy from a wealthy family and my future mother in law looks down on me and criticises my looks, She says the gap between my front teeth is too big and i should have dental work done, but my boyfriend loves my teeth.
Now she says that I should undergo sexual training to make sure I am up to giving my future husband sexual pleasures.
She says thare is a Kama Sutra teacher in Delhi and she wants to send me there to learn the techniques. I live in Australia now and here we don't do those kind of things.
This is upsetting me, because I love my boyfriend and don't know if I should go to Dehli to learn sex.
 Quoting: FATIMA 978697



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05/22/2010 10:49 PM
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Learn how to be a fuck expert. Please your mother-in-law.
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05/22/2010 10:50 PM
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Wouldn't your future husband enjoy 'teaching' you sex?

Most men wouldn't want someone else doing that.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


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Somehow that is disturbing to me, I mean the fact the your fiance's mother wants you to be good in bed for her son.

blink

You can always politely tell her no :)

in our culture sex is very important and we spend most of our spare time in bed. If us girls are not very good at it then we can lose our husband who will go astray to others more better at it. That is why my mother in law wants me to be expert, otherwise our marriage will break up.
 Quoting: FATIMA 978697

Sorry to offend.

Also, the part about husbands going astray if you are not good in bed, well, I think that covers about the whole world. Of course, they go astray for other reasons as well.
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05/22/2010 10:54 PM

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You could just watch porn and study, don't know if that will help you but its better than being told how to do it.
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05/22/2010 10:54 PM
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man I really thought this thread had potential too..

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05/22/2010 10:56 PM
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I am engaged to be married to an indian boy from a wealthy family and my future mother in law looks down on me and criticises my looks, She says the gap between my front teeth is too big and i should have dental work done, but my boyfriend loves my teeth.
Now she says that I should undergo sexual training to make sure I am up to giving my future husband sexual pleasures.
She says thare is a Kama Sutra teacher in Delhi and she wants to send me there to learn the techniques. I live in Australia now and here we don't do those kind of things.
This is upsetting me, because I love my boyfriend and don't know if I should go to Dehli to learn sex.
 Quoting: FATIMA 978697


I'll teach ya.
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2010 11:08 PM
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dump the boyfriend, tell him that he comes with too much baggage.

Seriously I'm talking about the rest of your bloody life, this woman will be nothing but a nightmare, and you won't be able to get away from her. She will live with you, and be always at the ready with a critical eye over every single aspect of your life.

If she is complaining about the gap in your front teeth now, what is she going to do when you have kids? NOTHING you do will ever please her.

Heaven forbid that you have a child of the wrong gender - she will probably beat you for that, or poison your food or someting like that. Perhaps your dowry is insufficient (hey you could bring a kings ransom to the marriage and she will still moan) In your culture women are worthless - and that is how she will treat you. She redeemed herself by having a son (your boyfriend) that puts her up a rung from your mother - who afterall - produced a worthless girl (major downgrade on the social ladder).

It doesn't matter if you are the most gorgeous girl in the world, the best cook, the girl with the best figure, or the most intelligent - and you would NEVER be enough.

Sadly there seems to be alot of "one-up-manship", and "small people trying to push other people down" in the Indian culture. I have an indian friend and she is lovely and has so many wonderful qualities, but there is even a touch of "gotta top your experience' about her.

So my advice is love your boyfriend and leave him - while you can, no man is worth a lifetime of all that trouble.
FATIMA (OP)
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Don't do it if you aren't comfortable with it. If his mom doesn't like it, tell her to fuck off.
 Quoting: dereistic

confortable is the issue.
I love and enjoy the sensual part of the sex but the problem I have is with the Kama Sutra.
Have any of you western girls ever tried it??
it is so hard to master the techniques and so physically painful.
It is far worse that stage 6 yoga.
because i am a bit plump the contortions would kill me.
that's why i am torn about this issue.
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05/22/2010 11:10 PM
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HOW does your M.in.L know you're lame in the sack????
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I am engaged to be married to an indian boy from a wealthy family and my future mother in law looks down on me and criticises my looks, She says the gap between my front teeth is too big and i should have dental work done, but my boyfriend loves my teeth.

Now she says that I should undergo sexual training to make sure I am up to giving my future husband sexual pleasures.
She says thare is a Kama Sutra teacher in Delhi and she wants to send me there to learn the techniques. I live in Australia now and here we don't do those kind of things.

This is upsetting me, because I love my boyfriend and don't know if I should go to Dehli to learn sex.
 Quoting: FATIMA 978697





You are a moslem and moslem are not supposed to have sex.
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confortable is the issue.
I love and enjoy the sensual part of the sex but the problem I have is with the Kama Sutra.
Have any of you western girls ever tried it??
it is so hard to master the techniques and so physically painful.
It is far worse that stage 6 yoga.
because i am a bit plump the contortions would kill me.
that's why i am torn about this issue.
 Quoting: FATIMA 978697


Is your boyfriend into the twisty pretzel? Maybe he isn't, and just wants things normal.

The mother in law should mind her own sex business and let her son mind his.

Sounds like the family might have an incest issue...
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05/22/2010 11:13 PM
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Just watch porn, and you'll learn what to do. This is a very personal and kinky MIL imo blink
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05/22/2010 11:15 PM
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I sho love america. Look how fucked up all these other groups stay. Lmao. Heathens!
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05/22/2010 11:16 PM

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Don't do it if you aren't comfortable with it. If his mom doesn't like it, tell her to fuck off.

confortable is the issue.
I love and enjoy the sensual part of the sex but the problem I have is with the Kama Sutra.
Have any of you western girls ever tried it??
it is so hard to master the techniques and so physically painful.
It is far worse that stage 6 yoga.
because i am a bit plump the contortions would kill me.
that's why i am torn about this issue.


a bit plump?

lmao
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05/22/2010 11:20 PM
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Re: MY MOTHER IN LAW WANTS TO TEACH ME SEX
confortable is the issue.
I love and enjoy the sensual part of the sex but the problem I have is with the Kama Sutra.
Have any of you western girls ever tried it??
it is so hard to master the techniques and so physically painful.
It is far worse that stage 6 yoga.
because i am a bit plump the contortions would kill me.
that's why i am torn about this issue.
 Quoting: FATIMA 978697

Ask your MIL to demonstrate for you. It's only fair.
Bugeater

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05/22/2010 11:20 PM
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It really comes down to this, you're either hot and men are happy just to be with you or you do things the hot girls won't so men are happy to be with you.

Sure some hot girls do the nasty things too, but most just do what they like and nothing more.
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man I really thought this thread had potential too..

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well that was obvious.

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