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GLP screwed me

 
Stealth521

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05/23/2010 01:59 AM

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GLP screwed me
Fuck this shit. Was at the bar, hit it off with a gorgeous young lady we were talkin, and the oil spill subject came up (yeah I brought it up) nothing doomy just sayin crazy right? She gets up and just walks off without a word! WTF? We were talkin for a half hour before that.
Mujahid

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05/23/2010 02:00 AM
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She gets up and just walks off without a word! WTF? We were talkin for a half hour before that.
 Quoting: Stealth521


maybe she directly thought of it as a sexual connotation...
Anonymous Coward
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05/23/2010 02:01 AM
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Re: GLP screwed me
you farted
Anonymous Coward
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05/23/2010 02:02 AM
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the sheep can't handle the truth l, you for got this.

if your out people want to think about bullshit not truth.

i don't talk to anyone anymore,
why should i , most people have no idea what going on let alone want to know.
Anonymous Coward
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05/23/2010 02:02 AM
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Fuck this shit. Was at the bar, hit it off with a gorgeous young lady we were talkin, and the oil spill subject came up (yeah I brought it up) nothing doomy just sayin crazy right? She gets up and just walks off without a word! WTF? We were talkin for a half hour before that.
 Quoting: Stealth521


She saw your fear.
Wes Hardin

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05/23/2010 02:03 AM
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you want to talk politics or suck on some chicks tongue? pick one and anything besides how hot she looks is now politics
The Way of the Warrior is Death.
This means if their is a choice between life and death choose death.
treat yourself as already dead and you will come through many battles unscathed.
where you would die if you acted as if you want to live.
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/23/2010 02:04 AM

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She gets up and just walks off without a word! WTF? We were talkin for a half hour before that.


maybe she directly thought of it as a sexual connotation...
 Quoting: Mujahid


Nah she's thinkin who's this loony who gives a shit about things that don't directly affect themselves. Lol oh well
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/23/2010 02:07 AM

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you want to talk politics or suck on some chicks tongue? pick one and anything besides how hot she looks is now politics
 Quoting: Wes Hardin


I'll take the chick's tongue. lol wasn't thinkin. Damn you Crown Royal!
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05/23/2010 02:09 AM
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Nah she's thinkin who's this loony who gives a shit about things that don't directly affect themselves. Lol oh well
 Quoting: Stealth521


Fuck her, her loss. When the shit hits the fan she'll have to whore that ass for another's day worth of life.

Or not.
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05/23/2010 02:09 AM
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People don't want to think about that kind of shit and even when it's pretty damned obvious it's not your fault the world is a shit hole and we are all gonna die.... she doesn't want to hear that and will actually BLAME YOU for the doom event to be...
Anthony77373

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05/23/2010 02:10 AM

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Nah she's thinkin who's this loony who gives a shit about things that don't directly affect themselves. Lol oh well


Fuck her, her loss. When the shit hits the fan she'll have to whore that ass for another's day worth of life.

Or not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972534

ROLMAO! Yeah most likely
Anonymous Coward
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05/23/2010 02:10 AM
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Re: GLP screwed me
Next time show her your dick.
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/23/2010 02:12 AM

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Next time show her your dick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 903601


LMFAO When in doubt, whip it out?
Anonymous Coward
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05/23/2010 02:14 AM
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Next time show her your dick.


LMFAO When in doubt, whip it out?
 Quoting: Stealth521


or not...
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05/23/2010 02:15 AM
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Re: GLP screwed me
Did you cum?
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05/23/2010 02:16 AM
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Re: GLP screwed me
Fuck this shit. Was at the bar, hit it off with a gorgeous young lady we were talkin, and the oil spill subject came up (yeah I brought it up) nothing doomy just sayin crazy right? She gets up and just walks off without a word! WTF? We were talkin for a half hour before that.
 Quoting: Stealth521







Stop blaming GLP.

You screwed yerself !!!!!!!!!!!!
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/23/2010 02:19 AM

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Re: GLP screwed me
Fuck this shit. Was at the bar, hit it off with a gorgeous young lady we were talkin, and the oil spill subject came up (yeah I brought it up) nothing doomy just sayin crazy right? She gets up and just walks off without a word! WTF? We were talkin for a half hour before that.






Stop blaming GLP.

You screwed yerself !!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 978707


Yeah, hard to argue with that. It's easier to place the blame elswhere
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05/23/2010 02:23 AM
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Re: GLP screwed me
Fuck this shit. Was at the bar, hit it off with a gorgeous young lady we were talkin, and the oil spill subject came up (yeah I brought it up) nothing doomy just sayin crazy right? She gets up and just walks off without a word! WTF? We were talkin for a half hour before that.


She saw your fear.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 903601


This.
Anonymous Coward
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05/23/2010 02:24 AM
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awww you hurt her feelings, DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK?!

I mean seriously dude...

the whole "oil is bad mkay" conversation admittedly is a real topic right now, but you should have atleast asked before conversation weather she suffered from dry vaginal syndrome and perhaps she wouldnt have taken offense to your insulting comments about how bad oil is, the very product she has to use for a easy and fruitful sexlife

afro
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05/23/2010 02:26 AM
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If you're concerned about world issues, she should at least want to entertain what you're saying.

If not, it makes for a frustrating existence with that person.

She did you a favor.
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/23/2010 02:28 AM

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awww you hurt her feelings, DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK?!

I mean seriously dude...

the whole "oil is bad mkay" conversation admittedly is a real topic right now, but you should have atleast asked before conversation weather she suffered from dry vaginal syndrome and perhaps she wouldnt have taken offense to your insulting comments about how bad oil is, the very product she has to use for a easy and fruitful sexlife

afro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 978816


1rof1
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/23/2010 02:29 AM

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If you're concerned about world issues, she should at least want to entertain what you're saying.

If not, it makes for a frustrating existence with that person.

She did you a favor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 970373


That's kinda how I'm seeing it now.
TCS
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05/23/2010 02:31 AM
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Chicks don't want to her doom-shit like that dude!

You should have asked her what her favorite 'Lost' episode was and if she's looking forward to Sunday night's 'Lost' finale.

Keep the doom between yourself, few of your homeies and your friends here on glp.


cheers
TCS
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05/23/2010 02:38 AM
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Re: GLP screwed me
THE RULES OF GLP DOOM:

#1 - The first rule of GLP DOOM is, you do not talk about GLP DOOM.

#2 - The second rule of GLP DOOM is, you DO NOT talk about GLP DOOM.


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Stealth521 (OP)

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05/23/2010 02:38 AM

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Chicks don't want to her doom-shit like that dude!

You should have asked her what her favorite 'Lost' episode was and if she's looking forward to Sunday night's 'Lost' finale.

Keep the doom between yourself, few of your homeies and your friends here on glp.


cheers
 Quoting: TCS 977652


Yeah, usually I know better. Had a few crown n cokes (strong ones) by then. The conversation kinda died down and I stupidly brought it up. This girl was friggin smokin! Wish there was a kickin self in the ass smiley lol
Only Me
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05/23/2010 02:39 AM

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Stealth, it isn't GLP.


About a year ago, MANY of us took some quiz -- what was that, some personality or emotional IQ quiz?

Anyway, out of those of us who took that quiz (which was a lot of us), the majority of us had the exact same result...that result also happens to be the most rare according to that quiz.

So what that tells us is that it takes a certain personality type to enjoy GLP. We are different from most people.

Celebrate it or condemn it within your life as you choose, but remember, when it comes down to it, and at the end of the day, had you just changed the subject to something down to her little level, wouldn't you just feel cheap?

Love ya, Stealth....you are in excellent company here. I think most of us have that same problem.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Gradient

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05/23/2010 02:42 AM

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NON CLOSER!!
:coexistt:


glptrainer(at)yahoo.com
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/23/2010 02:47 AM

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Re: GLP screwed me
Stealth, it isn't GLP.


About a year ago, MANY of us took some quiz -- what was that, some personality or emotional IQ quiz?

Anyway, out of those of us who took that quiz (which was a lot of us), the majority of us had the exact same result...that result also happens to be the most rare according to that quiz.

So what that tells us is that it takes a certain personality type to enjoy GLP. We are different from most people.

Celebrate it or condemn it within your life as you choose, but remember, when it comes down to it, and at the end of the day, had you just changed the subject to something down to her little level, wouldn't you just feel cheap?

Love ya, Stealth....you are in excellent company here. I think most of us have that same problem.
 Quoting: Only Me



Yeah I said earlier it's easy to place the blame anywhere but at yourself. Love ya too OM! hf
gotbeer

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05/23/2010 02:47 AM

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remember with them girls you gotta talk about Lindsey lohan and paris you gotta dumb yourself down ignorance is bliss but stupid is stupid
Wes Hardin

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05/23/2010 02:48 AM
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when the convo lags kiss her you wuss. this is a chick in a bar not some checker at wal mart.
The Way of the Warrior is Death.
This means if their is a choice between life and death choose death.
treat yourself as already dead and you will come through many battles unscathed.
where you would die if you acted as if you want to live.
Only Me
...there is no you

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05/23/2010 02:49 AM

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remember with them girls you gotta talk about Lindsey lohan and paris you gotta dumb yourself down ignorance is bliss but stupid is stupid
 Quoting: gotbeer



Well, I guess if you're just looking for a roll in the hay, that type of girl is exactly the one to go to.

if you want more than that, it's time to be pickyu.


all depends.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.


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