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religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?

 
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religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
you dumb ass religitard fools.

the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print the fuckings things how retarded are you fools ?

the whole 'jesus' thing was a fucking illuminati psyop just like 911

god i can't believe how dumb you millions up millions of braindead brainwashed fucks are
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
66 books, or letters

40 authors

handwritten

dumbass
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
one word, SHEEP. just look at them trying to reason something about a god or the tooth fairy. both just as real for them.
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
the bible was written thousands of years before the printing press was invented. Tell Satan he sent his soldier in unarmed this time. LOL
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
the bible was written thousands of years before the printing press was invented. Tell Satan he sent his soldier in unarmed this time. LOL
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chuckle
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
all the authors worked for the illuminati bloodline families. the only reason it's the most printed book on the planet is because the illuminati invented the printing presses for the sole purpose to give out the mind control documents to everyone on the planet.

the piso illuminati family wrote the fucking book of revelations fer fuck sakes

the only reason it's coming true, is because it's their fucking playbook!

the whole jesus thing, was a staged event, an ancient inside job, just like 911, smoke and mirrors for the masses

god how dumb are yall ?
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
the bible was written thousands of years before the printing press was invented. Tell Satan he sent his soldier in unarmed this time. LOL
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and you've never read what was actually written.

give my regards to Constantine.
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
the illuminati invented the printing presses for the sole purpose to give out the mind control documents to everyone on the planet.

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Now OP says that, the printing press was invented ONLY to print Bibles?

Yes, this makes perfect sense. Definitely.

Oh brother. afro
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
so what if the printing press was invented thousands of years after? it took them a few years to get the mind control out to the masses, so and ?

the illuminati owns and control all technology, they owned and invented all the printing presses that printed the bibles.

tell satan when i see him ?

rofl you actually think 'satan' is some dude?

you're delusional
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
all the authors worked for the illuminati bloodline families. the only reason it's the most printed book on the planet is because the illuminati invented the printing presses for the sole purpose to give out the mind control documents to everyone on the planet.

the piso illuminati family wrote the fucking book of revelations fer fuck sakes

the only reason it's coming true, is because it's their fucking playbook!

the whole jesus thing, was a staged event, an ancient inside job, just like 911, smoke and mirrors for the masses

god how dumb are yall ?
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very dumb.. they can't see beyond their generational programming. they assimilate history based on their programming and only live 80 some odd years.

they can't comprehend a multiple generational plan and order over thousands of years.

they'll be okay tho..jesus is coming, in their lifetimes, to save them. yucka yucka!
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
Remember, in everything ask "Who benefits?"

And here's who benefitted from Christianity:

[link to www.angelfire.com]
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
The illuminati is the Vatican and the military Masonic knights and they hate the bible. You fail.

See the inquisition where the bible was burned.
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
you dumb ass religitard fools.

the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print the fuckings things how retarded are you fools ?

the whole 'jesus' thing was a fucking illuminati psyop just like 911

god i can't believe how dumb you millions up millions of braindead brainwashed fucks are
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MY DADDY WROTE THE BIBLE. AND HIM AND I ARE GOING TO KICK YOUR A**


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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
EITHER THE ILLUMINATI ARE ATHEIST POLITICAL SEX SWINGERS,

OR THEY WROTE THE BIBLE, AND ARE MILITANT TYPE OF CHRISTIAN.

MAKE UP YOUR MINDS EVERYONE. LOL...

I FOR ONE, THINK THEYRE ALIENS. LOL...
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
Consatantine created Christianity as a way to unify a disparate multi-cultural empire, from the best they had available at the time - how real any jesus figure was can only be guessed at.

The hitheto powers behind the thones, the Babylonian mystery religions soon took Christianity over and began remaking it to serve thier puposes as the Church of Rome - they specifically did not want the ordinary masses from reading the bible as the religion they practised was so different from the bible, Popes decreed that any non-priest reading the bible was to be stoned to death, readings were strictly in latin.

When the masses finally realised what was in the bible thanks to the printing press and common language translations - Protestantism took off like wildfire - RC lost Northern Europe and England - hence the creation of the Jesuits to win back all of the protestant lands under the Popes control, they were given power to depose Kings, start wars, lie dissemble cheat and murder.

Many times they were banned from nations only to re-appear, finally the Pope was forced to announce the dissolution of the Jesuit order by threats and demands from European Kings.

The jesuits simply went underground and founded the illuminati, who then infiltrated and took over the top degrees of Freemasonry - there has been no stopping them since, they are the NWO!
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
that was quite a noble effort they put forth. I don't think they 'wrote' the bible however.

I think someone stole a whole bunch of different books and put them together...like the Time Life music library. Those books contain to much info that cannot possibly have been known to any group of men.

I once read in a book that didn't get into the bible that wicked people often do things that lead to unintended, positive outcomes. Perhaps the Bible will backfire on them.

Stay optimistic...its no big deal.
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
"rofl you actually think 'satan' is some dude?"

ROFLMAO! Satan is a Cherebum. That makes him a supernatural entity. God is a SuperNatural entity. Christ is a supernatural entity. A supernatural entity can "appear" to be anyone or anything they so choose at anytime. Hence the definition of Super Natural. (more than natural)

LOLOLOLOL

by the by: Lucifer is only ALLOWED to engage in whatever capacity God so chooses at any given time in any given age, period. He works for the Lord our God whether he much likes it, or not! He is useful in determining the direction that those of us granted Free Will choose to take with our lives on earth and hence with our souls in regard to the eternity.

gird yer loin kiddo, you ain't seen nuthing yet.
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the bible was written thousands of years before the printing press was invented. Tell Satan he sent his soldier in unarmed this time. LOL
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lol

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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
so what if the printing press was invented thousands of years after? it took them a few years to get the mind control out to the masses, so and ?

the illuminati owns and control all technology, they owned and invented all the printing presses that printed the bibles.

tell satan when i see him ?

rofl you actually think 'satan' is some dude?

you're delusional
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Its impossible to make them understand they have been lied to for so long and their lives stolen because of a word Satan.
It simply means the accuser to accuse to be nasty but they will never believe it.
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
you dumb ass religitard fools.

the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print the fuckings things how retarded are you fools ?

the whole 'jesus' thing was a fucking illuminati psyop just like 911

god i can't believe how dumb you millions up millions of braindead brainwashed fucks are
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The fool here would be you...

How can you not see that the 'Illuminati' created an entire mythical history for the specific agenda of discrediting the scriptures. Ultimately, the lies are superficial and transparent; anyone who wants to know the Truth can find it. The lies against the Word of God are extremely weak and anyone can clearly see that if they want to.

Unfortunately, there are many people like you that do not want to. You have more love for your ego and more love for your lusts than you do for the Truth; you will easily and happily accept the lies because it means there is no ultimate responsibility or accountability for your actions.

"Do as thy wilt" is the mentality.

You have drank the deception 'Kool-Aid' and greedily asked for more. The Truth is obvious and the evidence overwhelming, but you have to actually want to know the Truth before you can see it.

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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
Remember, in everything ask "Who benefits?"

And here's who benefitted from Christianity:

[link to www.angelfire.com]
 Quoting: Zazzummin

Yes, the church in Rome has benefited very well on the name of Christianity. Especially by preying on those who did not know the scriptures and trusted it for truth.

"You will know a tree by its fruit"

Just because a some church in Rome claims to be Christian, does not mean it actually is Christian. This is where the Devil has been, unfortunately, very successful in his deception; he has deceived millions into believing that the church in Rome is Christianity, and thus the evil and lies of the church prove the evil and lies of Christianity.

Pretty obvious set-up and frame-job... if you want to see it.
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
scared 1dpanic ouncsamand the illuminati made the world and man....hahahahaha....r.i.p at club fema.....
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
EXACTLY THE POINT I'M TALKING ABOUT
THANKS OP
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
all the authors worked for the illuminati bloodline families. the only reason it's the most printed book on the planet is because the illuminati invented the printing presses for the sole purpose to give out the mind control documents to everyone on the planet.

the piso illuminati family wrote the fucking book of revelations fer fuck sakes

the only reason it's coming true, is because it's their fucking playbook!

the whole jesus thing, was a staged event, an ancient inside job, just like 911, smoke and mirrors for the masses

god how dumb are yall ?
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keep talking man you're awesome.

hf
Don't believe anything I say... I lie all the time.
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
Remember, in everything ask "Who benefits?"

And here's who benefitted from Christianity:

[link to www.angelfire.com]

Yes, the church in Rome has benefited very well on the name of Christianity. Especially by preying on those who did not know the scriptures and trusted it for truth.

"You will know a tree by its fruit"

Just because a some church in Rome claims to be Christian, does not mean it actually is Christian. This is where the Devil has been, unfortunately, very successful in his deception; he has deceived millions into believing that the church in Rome is Christianity, and thus the evil and lies of the church prove the evil and lies of Christianity.

Pretty obvious set-up and frame-job... if you want to see it.
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Except it isn't completely true.
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
To be honest, let me tell u that the only pure religion Ull ever find on earth is Islam. It's the religion illuminati are most scared of...which is evident as they killed MJ becAuse he was goingto enter into the fold of Islam and was going on a tour to warn people about their filthy shitty ideas. Secondly princess of wales, Diana, was infact without a doubt killed by the illuminTu because she was going to marry dodi who was a muslim. All these fucking singers like that gaga lady nd kanye are jst weapons of the illuminati! These ******* made the bible nd fit things into it and afterwards when they put it into ptactise, they were like look look thats in the bible, that number is from the bible this date is from the bible >_< shut the fuck up already you god damned desperate psycho people :@ illuminati is controlling u me nd eveyone! If anyone absolutely ANYONE tries to speak against them, they will be killed. Like Michael Jackson, Princess Diana, Martin Luther and 2pac!

I suggest u all open ur eyes nd just once just once read any surH from the Quran nd if u don't feel relaxed after reading it, then u may wrong me but I assure you, you will never find a religion as true, pure, and perfect as Islam.
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Re: religitards, dont you understand that the illuminati wrote the fucking bible and invented the fucking printing presses to print them en masse ?
The Bible was written over a very long period of time, by different individuals, in different cultures, and in different locations.

This link explains the process of God's revelation to us:

[link to www.hubpages.com]
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66 books, or letters

40 authors

handwritten
Signed,
dumbass
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AND WENT NO WHERE UNTIL THE INVENTION OF PRINTING PRESS.
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I like how people believe everything they hear until they don't like what they hear.

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