Going to spend my last moments making things right with my wife by confessing about me and her sister and those two girls at work. Also I really don't like the way she wears her hair and those pants really do make her butt look big. Want to die with a clean conscience.
God Bless you crap for making this possible!

LOL, get outta here!

Oh forgot her cooking tastes like shit, she snores and farts in her sleep, I lied when I said I liked her mother (nasty old bitch), keeps a messy house and I would really like it if she would get off her lazy ass, get a job and help out a little around here. I'm sure we will die happily together!