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If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?

 
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
Kraft Mac N' Cheese. Gotta be Kraft though
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Beef jerky
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06/26/2010 09:47 PM
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Red ot pepper sauce - if they get to close I,ll singe the hair off em !
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
Banquet fried chicken (the big box from the freezer section)
all bones, skin and gristle. Makes for a hearty artery clogging snack.
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06/26/2010 10:01 PM
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
Mustard in a squeeze bottle. If the monkeys get too close I would squirt them with it. They would think it's shit, same color as their shit.
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06/26/2010 10:02 PM
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
cheesy corn chips
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
Skittles.can of coka cola.
for trade purposes .
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06/26/2010 10:05 PM
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Spaghetti O's with meatballs
Kellog Fruit Loops
Kellog Apple Jacks
Capri Sun Drink
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
My vote goes to Cheeze Whiz, as I think it could double as a weapon.
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06/26/2010 10:06 PM
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
Velveeta is better than Cheez Whiz!
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06/26/2010 10:07 PM
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06/26/2010 10:09 PM
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
Cheezits. I love Cheezits. I think I could use them to befriend some of the chimps.
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06/26/2010 10:11 PM
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
Banana pudding so I could bribe the apes to be nice to me.
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snocones
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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06/26/2010 10:12 PM
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tons of banana pudding

here little monkey
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06/26/2010 10:13 PM
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cool whip
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06/26/2010 10:15 PM
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
Frozen white castle cheeseburgers.
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06/26/2010 10:23 PM
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
Dr. Pepper!!!!
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
Banana Daiquris with triple shots of rum
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06/27/2010 03:48 PM
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bump
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06/27/2010 03:53 PM
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Last Edited by Rod on 06/27/2010 03:54 PM
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Re: If you were trapped on the Planet of the Apes what one processed food or drink would you want with you?
i am confused about planet of the apes. When the guy is on the beach and sees the remnants of the statue of liberty why does he say "Damn you! You blew it up!" Does this mean there was a nuclear war or something and then after human extinction apes evolved to take the place of humankind?

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