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Oil FAIL: Major Bad Changes Deep Below...

 
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You'll notice that when the MSM reports on this potential global-disaster what they are all AVOIDING are those slick CGI graphics that illustrate what the global oceans may be like in 2-3 years. Assuming we make it THAT far and avoid some form of solar, volcanic or nuclear holocaust, that is...

We've all seen them: those little :20 clips that show how quickly a virus can spread around the globe? They used them extensively during the entire H1N1 hoax. The trouble is... this is NO hoax!

What they are terrified of showing is a world where this oil quickly spreads across not only the American NE seaboard, but then across the Atlantic to poison the waterways of Gibraltar and English Channel; then on into the Mediterranean to attack Europe's coastlines. And: that's still only the BEGINNING!

As our graphic would undoubtably show, when the oil chokes off the vast surfaces of an ocean and major seas, the global weather patterns would soon react to the lack of Oxygen generated through the once-natural processes. Think there are violent storms now? Just watch some more of our graphic...

The smooth animation depicts countless tonnes of decaying sealife, miles of rotting coastal vegetation littered with the derelict hulls of rusting cargo ships, splintered fishing boats and empty piers and booms. Then -inland- entire towns/cities abandoned due to the toxic fumes generated by the foul surface atmosphere. And: of course, this toxic atmosphere will slowly permeate further and further inland like the Biblical plagues of Moses until all living creatures are affected. It will also further poison the Earth's upper atmosphere hastening our planet's demise.

Our animation abruptly ends when finally, the earth's entire atmosphere is completely destroyed. But, long before that, our narrator reassures us... we will already be long gone.


You want doom? We may be watching it unfold right before our eyes and there's not a single human thing we can do to stop it.
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That was very good...well, er, not very good
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from the blog:


I've been watching the live Spillcam, and discussing it with folks, here all day long. About 5pm last night, we all started taking note of gas bubbling out of the seabed floor. It started earlier than that, actually-- see pic a few posts down. About 1am this morning, the eruptions began to increase in spew volume. At about 8am, CDT, as I watched, things started changing rapidly. Where the water around the two major gush points used to be very clear, it is now super turbid, and detritus is flying everywhere in a chaotic manner. seabed venting is obvious to see when ROV cameras pan around.

Yet-to-be-confirmed rumors are that the casing wall has finally worn through, about 300 feet below seabed, at an annulus (coupling), and the gas and oil are now finding a new way out to the seabed.

Not good news, as it will make the Top-Kill/Junk Shot nearly ineffectual... At the least, it means that more pressure and mud/cement is going to be required.

We'll see.

See for yourself, here: via BP Live Spillcam: [link to www.bp.com]


Screengrab of the early Morning Chaos Event:
[link to i134.photobucket.com]

Update: Here's a screen grab showing the new hole in the seabed. That's not the riser end from a new angle. This was grabbed while the ROV on the riser end was panning around. The BOP is over 600 feet away, so it is not that, either.
click here: [link to 2.bp.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 936261

Could it be possible that incoming replacement rovers are churning up the sediment upon approach...causing the apparent "chaos events"...just hoping>
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I truly hope and pray this destroys the world's oceanic ecosystems and in turn destroys humanity completely.

It is time for God to destroy us as an unworthy incompetent bumbling foolish species. Kill us all and start over again. We do not deserve to exist because all we do is harm the Earth. We are a parasite that is killing its host, and we're too arrogant and egocentric to notice or even care.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980211

I can only disagree with the statement about the ecosystem. The poor animals didn't deserve this.
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yes, this is what I keep telling all you freaks who keep saying "oh my God why doesn't Obama do something! He is so horrible!"

Truth is the situation is worse than you have imagined, and nobody, absolutely NOBODY, knows what to do about it

This is totally unprecedented, totally unforeseen, and we are all pretty much clueless as how to solve this problem

Yes, many BP executives and workers should go to jail for the multitude of criminally negligent acts surrounding this gusher

However, none of that will solve the actual problem we are facing right now.
 Quoting: lapis lazuli 925845


It can be solved quickly by nuking it shut.
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How much oil is down there? it has to run out eventually right? right?




The Tiber Oil field.

Note that the article at the very end states that new technologies still need to be developed to deal with this find.

[link to www.statesman.com]
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Yes, but BP threatened to leave the US and move their drilling to Russia. I imagine the US politicians were bribed into allowing BP to drill in this field without proper studies as to the geology and safety of doing so.

And here we are.
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Did you people know they have cars that run on water now?

The water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico though.
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finally i see the humor in this situation.
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rev 11:18

New Living Translation (©2007)
The nations were filled with wrath, but now the time of your wrath has come. It is time to judge the dead and reward your servants the prophets, as well as your holy people, and all who fear your name, from the least to the greatest. It is time to destroy all who have caused destruction on the earth."



ut oh
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Trust a Christian to contribute something completely WORTHLESS!

Keep your book of fairy stories to yourself.
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Does anyone remember the weird poster a few weeks ago who kept saying, "After May 23rd, nothing will matter?"
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I truly hope and pray this destroys the world's oceanic ecosystems and in turn destroys humanity completely.

It is time for God to destroy us as an unworthy incompetent bumbling foolish species. Kill us all and start over again. We do not deserve to exist because all we do is harm the Earth. We are a parasite that is killing its host, and we're too arrogant and egocentric to notice or even care.


WTF man

mocking and degrading yourself isn't healthy.


Agreed^^^^^^^^


I DID NOT CHOOSE TO CREATE THIS; but those that did deserve to reap the consequences.

There are spiritual forces at work here and this is all part of their plan.

Time to pray to THE ONE TRUE ALMIGHTY GOD and ask for HELP.

I am certain those who created this are praying to their "god" and asking for more destruction. That's how this happened in the first place.

Ever heard of "Eugenics"? Those behind that idea don't really care how it happens, as long as it does.
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hf The force is strong in you. You will live longer then most.

I am aware of the eugenics movement and it realy makes me sick when I hear it's gospel raise its ugly head on EVERY disaster.
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I truly hope and pray this destroys the world's oceanic ecosystems and in turn destroys humanity completely.

It is time for God to destroy us as an unworthy incompetent bumbling foolish species. Kill us all and start over again. We do not deserve to exist because all we do is harm the Earth. We are a parasite that is killing its host, and we're too arrogant and egocentric to notice or even care.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980211


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Everytime I look at the cam I see BP specialists working like crazy to stopp the spill.

Looks to me they are really taking this seriously. It is good know that this catastrophy is being taken care of by a competant and caring company like BP.

I can't wait my car is running empty to fill her up at the next BB station.
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You'll notice that when the MSM reports on this potential global-disaster what they are all AVOIDING are those slick CGI graphics that illustrate what the global oceans may be like in 2-3 years. Assuming we make it THAT far and avoid some form of solar, volcanic or nuclear holocaust, that is...

We've all seen them: those little :20 clips that show how quickly a virus can spread around the globe? They used them extensively during the entire H1N1 hoax. The trouble is... this is NO hoax!

What they are terrified of showing is a world where this oil quickly spreads across not only the American NE seaboard, but then across the Atlantic to poison the waterways of Gibraltar and English Channel; then on into the Mediterranean to attack Europe's coastlines. And: that's still only the BEGINNING!

As our graphic would undoubtably show, when the oil chokes off the vast surfaces of an ocean and major seas, the global weather patterns would soon react to the lack of Oxygen generated through the once-natural processes. Think there are violent storms now? Just watch some more of our graphic...

The smooth animation depicts countless tonnes of decaying sealife, miles of rotting coastal vegetation littered with the derelict hulls of rusting cargo ships, splintered fishing boats and empty piers and booms. Then -inland- entire towns/cities abandoned due to the toxic fumes generated by the foul surface atmosphere. And: of course, this toxic atmosphere will slowly permeate further and further inland like the Biblical plagues of Moses until all living creatures are affected. It will also further poison the Earth's upper atmosphere hastening our planet's demise.

Our animation abruptly ends when finally, the earth's entire atmosphere is completely destroyed. But, long before that, our narrator reassures us... we will already be long gone.


You want doom? We may be watching it unfold right before our eyes and there's not a single human thing we can do to stop it.


That was very good...well, er, not very good
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Rush Limbaugh said this stuff happens alot in nature and the oil will be absorbed by the ocean 1-2 years tops it will be back to normal. Nothing to see here move on.
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Working live cams (from same feed):

[link to www.cnn.com]

[link to www.livestream.com]
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Rush Limbaugh said this stuff happens alot in nature and the oil will be absorbed by the ocean 1-2 years tops it will be back to normal. Nothing to see here move on.
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Yeah, in nature pipes drill down into the depths of the earth to pull out oil and then break all the time. It's totally natural.
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This situation is crazy. And to think it will get much worse if not already.

Just wait until the larger, more permanent consequences become clear. The US population just may wake up as the Sleeping Giant they are.
Do your absolute best and the rest is fate.
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The smooth animation depicts countless tonnes of decaying sealife, miles of rotting coastal vegetation littered with the derelict hulls of rusting cargo ships, splintered fishing boats and empty piers and booms.
 Quoting: gsbltd


so...there goes China's export-driven economic model, along w/everyone else's

means our jobs are finally coming home! 5a

except for that little issue of natural resource limitations

careful what you wish for

hiding:
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Forgive us, Father, we know not what we've done!
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Who is "we"? I don't know about you but I didn't do any of this. They (The Government/BP) did. "We" did not do anything, "They" did. So there is nothing your "Father" can forgive you for in this instance.

Just save whoever you can but BP and The Government surely won't. Tell whoever you know that lives near any coast to move because this thing is going to go Global.

Peace and Love :)
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Major Change Down Below... Live Blogging...

view sources:

[link to www.correntewire.com]

[link to monkeyfister.blogspot.com]


One poster writes:

If the riser has failed and oil and gas are short-circuiting around the annulus of the borehole, this already bad situation will get a thousand-fold worse in a very short period of time. What will happen is the rushing fluids will erode the borehole, transporting the soft sea-floor sediments away, creating a giant 300-foot deep crater down to the point of failure. This will further decrease the back-pressure (restriction on the pressure) and as that eases the flow-rate will increase, further eroding what is left of the borehole casing. It is a very vicious circle.

This isn't uneducated conjecture, it is based on my experience with flowing wells.

I think very few people have any idea how bad this will get. The damage that is imminent is actually worse than in your worst imaginings. It's quite possible that the entire eco-system of the Gulf of Mexico may collapse.



Is there any other news about a new MAJOR eruption?

That`s not the worst i imagined and certainly not worse than it.
I was hoping for a global doom.
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Cheer up. You just might get it.
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Major explosions that may have collapsed the sea floor around the leaking oil are being reported on another GLP thread:

Thread: Breaking News: Huge Explosions Have Collapsed Seafloor Beneath BOP Well Head......
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What the OP post is saying is this...

The well sleeve is breached...and it's sucking in the sand and mostly loose sea floor around the well...this is bad for two reasons....the sand is abrasive and will wear out the beat up bop-riser even faster than it's being worn out now. It will also suck down more sand loose sea bed like a funnel sort of...around the top of the well bore...esposing it...looking a deep tapered cave in around a bigass pipe. This would be bad as in VERY BAD....because the BOP weighs about 450 tons...the well pipe cannot support it...it'll break off, crush and generally be exploded into pieces under the bop...then there is no hope for anything to plug up the hole from the top....it doesn't need to get to a point where it looks like a "Bop on a stick"...it would train wreck way before that...the well casing would fail and oil and gas would gush out in a monster geyser and more or less swallow that gear in a crashing giant train wreck and keep on blasting out from all around it. The crew there would be feverishly pouring in "Fill" to keep that from happening, but it would still be way too loose to do much good so that epic end would be about inevitable..then it's wide open oil hole gushing like....a wide open oil hole....I doubt that is happening as the back pressure from the beat up bop and riser remains are keeping that from happening as long as they last....

We had better hope the casing is not breached and the well is finding squirt out points or sucking up sand like the OP thinks with a venturi effect....which I doubt as I said because of the back pressure from the restrictions, but if it blows out the riser pipe?...there won't be enough restriction and that could very well happen if the casing is breached,...and it's pretty much worse than the worst thing you can think of then...and if it is breached?...it'll probably explode apart when they try to top kill it and the pressure increases greatly...then it erodes everything with positive pressure flow and the whole thing crashes anyway...again...that is about the worst thing you can think of scenerio...

Sooo...what we want is NOT to have holes and leaks in the well casings or the connections, because that would be incredibly BAD....
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[link to www.global-adventures.us]

"Thanks to Kevin Costner, 6 units will be deployed in a first test to help with the Deep-Water Horizon cleanup in the Gulf of Mexico.

While the machines cannot close the leak on the ocean floor, the can help to clean up the polluted water. Like a giant vacuum cleaner, polluted water is sucked into the units. After centrifuging the mix, clean water and oily suds remain. The largest machines can clean up to 200 gallons per minute, some reports say. This would enable a single centrifuge to extract up to 2,000 barrels of oil per day."
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Does anyone remember the weird poster a few weeks ago who kept saying, "After May 23rd, nothing will matter?"
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they were talking about the end of "Lost"...
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I truly hope and pray this destroys the world's oceanic ecosystems and in turn destroys humanity completely.

It is time for God to destroy us as an unworthy incompetent bumbling foolish species. Kill us all and start over again. We do not deserve to exist because all we do is harm the Earth. We are a parasite that is killing its host, and we're too arrogant and egocentric to notice or even care.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980211


Again, who is this mysterious "We" that I keep hearing about?

Speak for yourself. I, personally, am guilty of NONE of the things you mentioned, but evidently you are. Maybe its right that you and your "we" go extinct but I haven't done anything to deserve such a fate; in fact its quote the opposite.

So if you think you and your "We" deserve to die, why don't you jump start your kinds extinction by eliminating yourself immediately? Hey, and if you get creative might even win a Darwin Award.
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yes, this is what I keep telling all you freaks who keep saying "oh my God why doesn't Obama do something! He is so horrible!"

Truth is the situation is worse than you have imagined, and nobody, absolutely NOBODY, knows what to do about it

This is totally unprecedented, totally unforeseen, and we are all pretty much clueless as how to solve this problem

Yes, many BP executives and workers should go to jail for the multitude of criminally negligent acts surrounding this gusher

However, none of that will solve the actual problem we are facing right now.


It can be solved quickly by nuking it shut.
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from link

"However, hopes for a quick relief may remain science fiction. BP now says that it could take until August to finally plug the leak."
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yes, this is what I keep telling all you freaks who keep saying "oh my God why doesn't Obama do something! He is so horrible!"

Truth is the situation is worse than you have imagined, and nobody, absolutely NOBODY, knows what to do about it

This is totally unprecedented, totally unforeseen, and we are all pretty much clueless as how to solve this problem

Yes, many BP executives and workers should go to jail for the multitude of criminally negligent acts surrounding this gusher

However, none of that will solve the actual problem we are facing right now.


It can be solved quickly by nuking it shut.

+1000000
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they're gonna make it dramatic
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[link to www.global-adventures.us]

"Thanks to Kevin Costner, 6 units will be deployed in a first test to help with the Deep-Water Horizon cleanup in the Gulf of Mexico.

While the machines cannot close the leak on the ocean floor, the can help to clean up the polluted water. Like a giant vacuum cleaner, polluted water is sucked into the units. After centrifuging the mix, clean water and oily suds remain. The largest machines can clean up to 200 gallons per minute, some reports say. This would enable a single centrifuge to extract up to 2,000 barrels of oil per day."
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They'll use a hundred times more fuel cleaning up the oil released.

Win win for oil companies.
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Major explosions that may have collapsed the sea floor around the leaking oil are being reported on another GLP thread:

Thread: Breaking News: Huge Explosions Have Collapsed Seafloor Beneath BOP Well Head......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 919411

Everytime the current changes and oil crud blows into the camera it's exploding and collapsing the seabed....prolly the 20th time THAT has happened already...

There is ZERO reason to flip out over silly shit...ZOMFG it's INTO A VOLCANO!!!! AHHHH!!!!! ORBS floating, frikkin sea monsters, commander Krylon the alien controlling the shit from his star cruiser parked above it and it's all in a NASA pool because the light looks funny when I have never seen and work lit area of a a sea floor in my life...or whateva. ......there is enough real danger staring us all in the face for a change....so keep your shit together....
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