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HAVE TO LIVE OFF OF 40 DOLLARS FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS!

 
CaptainZero

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you can steal bags of tea and packages of ketchup from Mobil gas stations to make soup
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Like the title says, my husband and I have to live off of 40 bucks for the next two weeks, he has a job and I work from home but his pay check was really small this week and my job isn't paying very well right now either (both commission jobs)

It freaking sucks and I just needed to vent.


You can make a lot of awesome good food that we easily last two weeks for two for $40.. How bout smoking two 10lb pork shoulders? Eat that pulled pork with bread and beans, good stuff, 20lbs of food with money to spare!



Like I said it's not a food issue, it's a gasoline issue.
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You don't need gasoline to live off of.
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A list of CHEAP food that can fit in your budget and last weeks:

1. Cup O Noodles
All you do is add water then put in the microwave and it is done and that fills me up most the time and they come in a 8 pack for 4 dollars!



Don't microwave the Styrofoam! Add Already boiling water to the cup!
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I don't use the microwave ever.
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05/24/2010 10:15 PM
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you can steal bags of tea and packages of ketchup from Mobil gas stations to make soup
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blink rockon
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Re: HAVE TO LIVE OFF OF 40 DOLLARS FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS!
Like the title says, my husband and I have to live off of 40 bucks for the next two weeks, he has a job and I work from home but his pay check was really small this week and my job isn't paying very well right now either (both commission jobs)

It freaking sucks and I just needed to vent.


You can make a lot of awesome good food that we easily last two weeks for two for $40.. How bout smoking two 10lb pork shoulders? Eat that pulled pork with bread and beans, good stuff, 20lbs of food with money to spare!



Like I said it's not a food issue, it's a gasoline issue.


You don't need gasoline to live off of.
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BS how can he drive to work to make money without it? He can't very well bike 45 miles to work, (see first page for housing situation)
CaptainZero

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05/24/2010 10:16 PM
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if you have to steal gas, leave an anonymous note with a smiley on it stating you will pay the people back
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What are your surroundings like...there could be a WHOLE lot to gather....


There are a lot of black berry bushes I know that much, I've been secretly planting seeds around the neighborhood for a year now trying to get some food to grow in the wild (just in case) but so far no luck.

Dandylion? Ladies mantle? Seriously get an edible field guide..it will only increase in value in the coming times.

...seriously.
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Got one already ;)
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05/24/2010 10:17 PM
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You're going to have to strip or become an escort.
Anonymous Coward
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05/24/2010 10:18 PM
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Is anyone else in this situation right now?
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Yes, we had 40.00 left for food for a week, with 4 kids, and my husband and I.

What is it going to be like when they raise gas prices?
Anonymous Coward
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05/24/2010 10:19 PM
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Many churches have gas vouchers - most have the best supply at the beginning of the month - so I would go on June 2nd since June 1 is a holiday and see if they can help.
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Pretty much in the same situation...

Welcome to the, "I can't get a job to save my life and even if I had a job it would pay nowhere near what I used to make to keep afloat" Club.
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my husband had to take a cut on his pay from 11.50 down to 9.25 an hour or lose his job.
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05/24/2010 10:22 PM
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you can steal toilet paper from gas stations and hotels if you need it
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Rex Khristos

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05/24/2010 10:25 PM
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you can steal bags of tea and packages of ketchup from Mobil gas stations to make soup

blink rockon
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laugh
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1 Ten Pound bag of Rice.

1 Ten Pound bag of Beans.

10 Links of Cajun Sausage

1 Case Gas-X
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05/24/2010 10:26 PM
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Give blood! Not Blowjobs!
 Quoting: CaptainZero

Not true give bj's make some cash
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you can steal bags of tea and packages of ketchup from Mobil gas stations to make soup

blink rockon

laugh
 Quoting: Rex Khristos

lol hf
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join the rest of america, get on wellfare.


No way! Welfare is a last ditch effort, I'll move back in with family before I do that.
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Get a loan from your family... why try to live off $40 for 2 weeks yawn
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join the rest of america, get on wellfare.


No way! Welfare is a last ditch effort, I'll move back in with family before I do that.



Get a loan from your family... why try to live off $40 for 2 weeks yawn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980729



I felt sorry for ya a little till you said you have family... oh yeah you also have a husband who has a job so whatever... no pitty party for you tomato
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05/24/2010 10:29 PM
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join the rest of america, get on wellfare.


No way! Welfare is a last ditch effort, I'll move back in with family before I do that.



Get a loan from your family... why try to live off $40 for 2 weeks yawn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980729


Because I wouldn't be able to afford to pay them back
Anonymous Coward
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Give blood! Not Blowjobs!

Not true give bj's make some cash
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980735

ewww, not unless you want to catch something. I'm guessing most men would refuse to wear a condom. Very risky, don't do it.
FatalWishes

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05/24/2010 10:32 PM
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Get food stamps, They are the latest craze.
They should take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity sort itself out.
CaptainZero

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05/24/2010 10:33 PM
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You can spend $2 for a magic marker and piece of poster board and write "will give head for car pool" if you really need to get around

Last Edited by CaptainZero on 05/24/2010 10:34 PM
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05/24/2010 10:36 PM
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Give blood! Not Blowjobs!

Not true give bj's make some cash

ewww, not unless you want to catch something. I'm guessing most men would refuse to wear a condom. Very risky, don't do it.
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal

At least she will be eating some meat and make a quick buck
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join the rest of america, get on wellfare.


No way! Welfare is a last ditch effort, I'll move back in with family before I do that.



Get a loan from your family... why try to live off $40 for 2 weeks yawn



I felt sorry for ya a little till you said you have family... oh yeah you also have a husband who has a job so whatever... no pitty party for you tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980729


Well my family lives 600+ miles away and his lives 60+ miles away so it's not like they're close.
I'm not gonna lie it's hard going from making 25k-30k a year to making 10k a year in one years time. It's no fun at all making the adjustments.
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Get food stamps, They are the latest craze.
 Quoting: FatalWishes


What about no don't you people understand? Geesh. No welfare. Period!
Rex Khristos

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Give blood! Not Blowjobs!

Not true give bj's make some cash

ewww, not unless you want to catch something. I'm guessing most men would refuse to wear a condom. Very risky, don't do it.
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal

Bah, a little scope would suffice...bonus on the tingle, proly get a tip chuckle
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CaptainZero

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get a job where they give you a uniform so you get free clothes
Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
CaptainZero

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get a job where they give you a uniform so you get free clothes
Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
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Re: HAVE TO LIVE OFF OF 40 DOLLARS FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS!
Give blood! Not Blowjobs!

Not true give bj's make some cash

ewww, not unless you want to catch something. I'm guessing most men would refuse to wear a condom. Very risky, don't do it.

At least she will be eating some meat and make a quick buck
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980735


I'm not the promiscuous type. My husband's meat is the only meat I'll be "eating"
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