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I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?

 
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I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
May as well go back to eating Fast Food.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
what kind of salad dressing?
creamy stuff? no good...
olive oil and vinegar is best for diets and health
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
What's on the salad?
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A pound of bacon and a quart of Ranch dressing with two lettuce leaves is not a salad...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
What is on your salad?


BTW - lettuce makes me ill. So, once a week I pickle a bunch of fresh veggies to munch on instead of eating salad.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A pound of bacon and a quart of Ranch dressing with two lettuce leaves is not a salad...
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laugh
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
What is on your salad?


BTW - lettuce makes me ill. So, once a week I pickle a bunch of fresh veggies to munch on instead of eating salad.
 Quoting: Enaid


i use cabbage instead of lettuce, gives it a nice crunch
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A pound of bacon and a quart of Ranch dressing with two lettuce leaves is not a salad...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

I order a taco salad. The Shell is a nice treat when I am done eating whats in the bowl.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
Some salads (Caesar for example) are horrible. The Caesar is worse than a dove bar if you can believe that.

Maybe it is not so much the food though as you could be stressed and thus having cortisol issues?
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
Quit eating twinkies for dessert.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
So what are you eating for breakfast and dinner?
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A pound of bacon and a quart of Ranch dressing with two lettuce leaves is not a salad...

I order a taco salad. The Shell is a nice treat when I am done eating whats in the bowl.
 Quoting: Hawk0

taco salad? go figure.
are you being serious?
that's not healthy.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
What is on your salad?


BTW - lettuce makes me ill. So, once a week I pickle a bunch of fresh veggies to munch on instead of eating salad.
 Quoting: Enaid


Why? Do you have Gallbladder issues? I serve salad before almost every dinner...Last night was the first salad from the garden this year...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A pound of bacon and a quart of Ranch dressing with two lettuce leaves is not a salad...

I order a taco salad. The Shell is a nice treat when I am done eating whats in the bowl.
 Quoting: Hawk0


LOL! *The* mjost fattening 'salad' known to man! Deepfried bowl filled with cheese and greasy meat with a side of chips!!
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A pound of bacon and a quart of Ranch dressing with two lettuce leaves is not a salad...

I order a taco salad. The Shell is a nice treat when I am done eating whats in the bowl.
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I love them too.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
How many sugary beverages do you consume per day?
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A pound of bacon and a quart of Ranch dressing with two lettuce leaves is not a salad...

I order a taco salad. The Shell is a nice treat when I am done eating whats in the bowl.
 Quoting: Hawk0


Well, there ya go... carbs are the enemy.

And try to cut out that large fizzy drink with the taco salad.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A pound of bacon and a quart of Ranch dressing with two lettuce leaves is not a salad...

I order a taco salad. The Shell is a nice treat when I am done eating whats in the bowl.
 Quoting: Hawk0



Lulz, that is hardly a salad. Even though it has what they call lettuce in it.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A typical taco salad can have 900 plus calories.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
The shell is very fattening.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A pound of bacon and a quart of Ranch dressing with two lettuce leaves is not a salad...

I order a taco salad. The Shell is a nice treat when I am done eating whats in the bowl.
 Quoting: Hawk0


Yup, that's it: half pound of seasoned hamburger,sour cream, dressing,and all the trimmings...and remember alcohol has about 100 calories per serving...15 drinks per day= 1,500 calories!!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
The highest fat content of all foods sold by McDonalds is in it's Caesar salad. The dressing is a killer.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
What is on your salad?


BTW - lettuce makes me ill. So, once a week I pickle a bunch of fresh veggies to munch on instead of eating salad.


Why? Do you have Gallbladder issues? I serve salad before almost every dinner...Last night was the first salad from the garden this year...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT



Nope. No gallbladder issues. Took me yrs to figure out. (Drs - no help.) I serve the guys organic salads alot.

BTW - the cabbage idea sounds great. Love cabbage.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
HAwk -10
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I thought you were coooool, I was wrong!

Pick your own salad outdoors fool, it's free food. You call that a salad THIS is a salad!

Thats how it goes. Don't pretend you don't know.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
lol yeah
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A pound of bacon and a quart of Ranch dressing with two lettuce leaves is not a salad...
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Good one Brief !! HAHAHA
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
Try the new Wendy's Apple Pecan Chicken salad...it is yum and around 500 calories.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
A pound of bacon and a quart of Ranch dressing with two lettuce leaves is not a salad...

I order a taco salad. The Shell is a nice treat when I am done eating whats in the bowl.

taco salad? go figure.
are you being serious?
that's not healthy.
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Chicken Ranch Taco Salad (Taco Bell)
Serving Size (g)420
Calories: 910
Calories from FAT: 490
Saturated Fat (g)10
Total Fat (g)54
Trans Fat 0.5
Cholesterol (mg)70
Sodium (mg)1660
Carbohydrates (g) 71
Dietary Fiber (g)9
Sugar (g) 6
Protein (g)35
Enaid

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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
Don't eat iceburg lettuce. Hardly any nutrition in it.

The more color the leaves have - the more nutrition is in it.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
your metabolism changed. back in highschool i ate fast food and chinese almost every day and never gained a pound but i had high blood pressure from all the sodium. So I went on an all healthy diet, lost 5 pounds, after a while on the healthy diet i gained 10 pounds.

Sure salads are low in calories and high in vitamins, but they are also low in protien and essential fats. Your body recognises this lack of essential nutrients and it starts adding on the pounds for reserves.

Think of back when humans were nomadic, when the herds they were following became stationary, they had bountiful amounts of protiens to fuel their bodys, but when the animals were on the move the nomads had to survive on mostly berrys, nuts and vegitables while keeping up with the traveling animals.

Of course we can look at the people who eat mc'ds and bk everyday and they are complete slobs and fat as a baby whale. Thats from the highfructose corn syrup, sugars, carbs and other artificial ingredients in the the buns and half quart of soda they drink per sitting.

Lets say the meat on their patty weighs 5oz of a total of 2 lbs of food/drink combined they get(fair estimate with a large soda and large fries, american large ofc). of that 32 oz meal, only 5oz is meat. the other 27 oz is sugars, sweeteners, preservatives, man made chemicals as and other things that the human body cannot digest. so even though that you are full, your body is in starvation/conserve mode because it doesnt recognise most of the compunds in that meal.
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Re: I eat salad EVERY day for lunch and I have been GAINING wieght. WTF?
May as well go back to eating Fast Food.
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the problem is probably that big ass breakfast and dinner you wolf down. try excercise that doesn't include your below the waist, wrist jerks.

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