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wait... you are NOT trying to steal my girlfriend?

Blood may be thicker than water but your Soul is Deeper than any body of liquid!

So who gives a fuck about your bloodline, let's talk Soul Baby!

Ribbit

Last Edited by Butt Ugly Toad on 05/26/2010 09:35 AM

I love it when I share facts and reveal everything about my so-called life in an attempt to mend things that seem to be irreparable. And then government agents, politicians, and their posses of possums come on GLP just to post little avatars in a poor attempt to offend me and make me give up.

It makes me wonder what else I can dig up to share with everyone on GLP in order to get more insults.

Please rate me one star or post a B.S. flag. It will make me chuckle like this

Last Edited by _Anon_ on 05/26/2010 09:54 AM

are you an attention whore or what? why post this?

If it has anything to do with your handle/alias...this:
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

And it would benefit you to benefit me, so that we can progress past the whole "Who is cheating who, and who is being true" game" that we see on everyday soap operas and the melodramatic stuff, then I'm not going to lie. I would like to steal your girlfriend. But I would prefer that it be a mutual understanding although that has not been the case in my life thus far.

I'm a sick individual and everyone knows it..I just want to share how beneficial my sickness can be if everyone helps to partake in it and not act like they are innocent angels out to save everyone.

I don't care about anyone but me, and even everything I have not done has benefited everyone. I'm a cold and wretched, angry, sarcastic animal progeny. And I even laugh at myself, spinning in my grave, waiting to see the choices everyone makes next. Because I'm perfectly insane.

Last Edited by _Anon_ on 05/26/2010 10:08 AM

It seems it doesn't take all that much some days- the name alone elicits all kinds of reactions/ responses :).

btw- What prompted you to research your lineage/ roots?

For most of my life I had in the back of my mind.."Oh shit, I hate going to church, and I'm pretty sure I'm the devil." And to make a long story short, I severed all ties with whatever friends I had, quit sports, quit lifting weights, and eventually isolated myself completely. Then I just waited and used all my senses and lack thereof until coincidence after coincidence after coincidence in media, music, and reading made me realize that everything was about me.

Every day we read about blood being spilled somewhere because everyone loves reading about it and watching news about death on TV. But I've always noticed that I got extremely exagerrated reactions from people when I so much as mentioned a bad word or any negative news. Many times, even good things I said were shunned.

The view of blood as the essence for life predates the Bible. And I knew I had this 'royal blood' that there is so much myth and allegory about. But I just figured if I used coincidental locations, lyrics in music, etymology, and common sense to make a little compilation about where all this derives and where it is going that I may just have a shot at becoming a real living entity. Instead of some ghost that is something that is not supposed to even exist.

So this is my way of spilling the blood so to speak or type. Everyone's out for blood to this very day, and everyone spills their own blood, sweat, and tears on a daily basis in some way, shape, or form. Sweat and tears are pretty much salt, but still vital. Recombinant blood with DNA and RNA, etc. that has nuclear properties can use fission and fusion to bring this monotonous, dull, and overrated life some added spark. And make something from nothing. Because I've got nothing and I'm left with nothing but life to give, I thought I'd try to make my own reality and become what I'm supposed to have been all this time anyway.

I'm conceited and selfish, and I'll brag about it. But everyone's got a little devil's blood in them now. It all works out in the end, but I can't and won't guarantee life to everyone because I'm no savior and I'd be lying if I said everyone's going to live forever.

Nothing's guaranteed as is though. But I'd say anything is better than the status quo right now. I don't even care if I go down in the process.

I just want to turn what's inside of me out so I can experience real life and not a poor imitation of it.

Last Edited by _Anon_ on 05/26/2010 11:12 AM

What's the matter, Brother?

Don't you want to play with me anymore?

Dew I bother you or are you worried I'll make you look like a toad and cause you to wet yourself?

Ribbit

Too late, Toad. My foundation is of piss and vinegar. I wet my bed long ago and still do. *sigh*

Somebody stop me! Is all I'm sayin!
It's better to be pissed off than to piss on myself! But I still manage both simultaneously. Teh angers makes me piss everywhere. I just need a diaper! I'm just a kid, you know, Toad?

And Toad, you know about my drinking problem. I throw up when I try to drink because I'm already drunk as a mofo. I guess I need something to stop me from puking everywhere, too.

It's rude to puke on people's stuff and have all my germanys all over the place because it causes global fascism. But again, I'm just a kid. People call me Billy the Kid in this neck of the woods.

They stay away from me lest they be pissed or puked on. And when I don't get my way, I throw a tantrum that causes a chain piss/puke reaction.

And the vinegar makes my attitude sour.. and I make things more bitter with words that are inspired by adhd meds and words I take from others, and spit back at them to instill feelings of hopelessness and inferiority. But the result is contrary to what I say more often than not these days... they all laugh at me! Hurts my feelings and I feel like a clown.
And perhaps this is why:
By 1910, most glacial acetic acid was obtained from the "pyroligneous liquor" from distillation of wood. The acetic acid was isolated from this by treatment with milk of lime, and the resultant calcium acetate was then acidified with sulfuric acid to recover acetic acid. At that time, Germany was producing 10,000 tons of glacial acetic acid, around 30% of which was used for the manufacture of indigo dye.

With indigo, it's always go, go, go with me. And I can't even think about dying! Because then everything turns into a circus act and I'm scared of circuses because I'm just a little kid!

Toad, stop me from turning this world into a scary circus!

Last Edited by _Anon_ on 05/26/2010 11:51 AM

It's already a scary circus, all you can do is organize it better.

As to the drinking problem, look to Airplane (movie) for your solution.

As to the wetting problem, don't wear clothes!

As to the puking problem, eat more jalapeno peppers! You only puke once after eating jalapenos!

It's too bad We can't be friends for real. We have so much in common.

Ribbit

toads are am-phi-bi-ous
Day (A.M.) or amplitude modulation, golden ratio, and duality of consciousness.
That's partly why we have so much in common.

We're both pretty damn bright!

Saturn's at 11h 55m bleeding because it's on its period, and it needs a tampon or filter.. maybe.. OR it's just a lens flare, causing eyesight problems, and it needs cooler contacts like you. Because we aren't so different after all! Do you have any particular favorite brand of shades? Like Ray Ban or Oakley? Or am I already shady and need to stop wearing my sunglasses at night?

And Uranus and Jupiter comprise the full day. Uranus is at 0 hour and Jupiter is at 23rd hour. They are practically in each others laps as shown: [link to www.fourmilab.ch]

Last Edited by _Anon_ on 05/26/2010 12:35 PM

Thank you- and most sincerely- for your response.

The exploration, experience and expression of natural state...
The power/ potential of authenticity.
These present vehicles will collapse, as they have before, as they may again- another (or others) called to form - to reform- to exact/ fulfill that which we cannot express without form.
We always exist- now and again we choose to experience (live).