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lol

now that's embarassing for the U.S. navy...


Subs are there but not detected. Spotted a sub? lol
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They are spotted because they are on the surface. Just like every US attack sub that goes through there.

The straits are too shallow to transit at pd safely.
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Gay!
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the sooner Iran demonstrates a nuke or two, the sooner the US will whine and back off like the pussy bully it is, and go pick on yet another usually darker-skinned nation instead.
The only defense against the US is to be nuclear armed. That stops its 'terrorism for democracy.'
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lol

now that's embarassing for the U.S. navy...

Now that's embarassing for you.
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it amazes me how little credit we give this country and their military. Just because you arm chair generals think you understand what is going on, trust me you do not. Neither do I for that matter.

Sometime the best way to defeat people is to let them think they are smarter. *Cough* *Cough*, the chinese sub incident few years back *cough* *cough*

and of course there is always the fact they might have wanted been seen.
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lol

now that's embarassing for the U.S. navy...


Subs are there but not detected. Spotted a sub? lol



They are spotted because they are on the surface. Just like every US attack sub that goes through there.

The straits are too shallow to transit at pd safely.
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at least one person is smart enough to figure it out. The subs cannot get through the strait under water. period.

Now there was a rumour that Israel has a sub that can get in there undetected by resting inside a specially made oil tanker .
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I once "detected" a large military jet land at an airport where it had been scheduled to come in, in broad daylight. Yes, I did detect it!
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Wow Iran detected a US nuke sub floating on the surface.
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What happened is that Ahmydinnerjacket prayed real hard then hit his thick head on top his praying mat which is on top of a rock and then Allah moved the straight on top of the submarine and thus they detected it.

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we have subs in every strategic gulf in the world - it's called maintaining your nuclear deterrent. no one fucks with us because we will bring hellfire to earth.

8 ICBM's per sub, 6 warheads per ICBM

= 48 nuclear warheads per sub

71 submarines (wikipedia) - lets just say 40 of those are nuclear deterrent force....

40 subs x 48 warheads per = 1,920 nukes ready to go off from our subs alone.... this is not to mention our ground based launching facilities.

Revelations 13:13 (Speaking of the False Prophet AKA demonic control of technology):
And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,
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Wrong. Everybody is fucking with you.

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lol

now that's embarassing for the U.S. navy...


Subs are there but not detected. Spotted a sub? lol



They are spotted because they are on the surface. Just like every US attack sub that goes through there.

The straits are too shallow to transit at pd safely.


at least one person is smart enough to figure it out. The subs cannot get through the strait under water. period.

Now there was a rumour that Israel has a sub that can get in there undetected by resting inside a specially made oil tanker .
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What is the depth?
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Has anyone not figured out that the Russians are helping the Iranians, just like they helped Argentina fight against Great Britain during the Falkland crisis? This was how the U.K. lost HMS Sheffield. HMS Sheffield was a Type 42 guided missile destroyer. An Exocet missile destroyed HMS Sheffield during the Falklands War – the first major British casualty of the Falklands War conflict. The Russians were providing Argentina with critical intel on locations of the ships (SATOPS)

Now listen up.

A little game of chess anyone?

Let's call it operation: "Genie in a bottle"

Here is what I believe will be attempted, but will surely fail.

The whole idea is to not defeat Iran in all out war and use all of your resources to do so, but a policing action called "containment"

This is what President Bush (The first one) did to Iraq. Disable, not destroy the enemy, and in so doing keep him in a bottle "no fly zones" and what not.

Here is how it can unfold: A military analyst provided an estimate of what would be needed to destroy Iran's nuclear program. Working from satellite photographs of the known facilities, estimates that at least four hundred+ targets would have to be hit.

U.S. military planners would not stop there of course. Iran probably has two chemical-production plants. They would hit those. They would want to hit the medium-range ballistic missiles that have just recently been moved closer to Iraq.

There are fourteen+ airfields with sheltered aircraft. . . . They'd want to get rid of that threat. They would want to hit the assets that could be used to threaten Gulf shipping.

That means targeting the cruise-missile sites and the Iranian diesel submarines. . . . Some of the facilities may be too difficult to target even with penetrating weapons.

The U.S. will have to use Special Operations units. Case and point: Russia plans on using Iranian forces as pawns to fight the U.S. in a deadly game of chess.

Has not Russia been presently arming Iran at an alarming rate ?

read: [link to en.rian.ru]
and
[link to www.ynet.co.il]

Russia is arming Iraq to the teeth with all the latest military hardware, one of which is the Sunburn missile, a Russian-made 3M-82 Moskit anti-ship cruise missiles (NATO designation: SS-N-22 Sunburn), a weapon for which the US Navy currently has no defense, that could defeat The US Navy in the gulf.

If the U.S. can succeed in "bottling Iran" The pay off would be exponential. Russia would be kept in check; a defeat of this kind would be devastating to them. (Russia may capitulate, but more than likely there will be war ) Iran would be contained and no other M.E. country will dare step up to the plate against the U.S. and Israel again.

The end product could be world wide peace for a thousand years. If the U.S. is "defeated" in the Containment of Iran, the results would be devastating. The U.S. loses its credibility as a World Leader and Superpower, Israel is trampled on in the process and Russia moves in for the kill with all of its combined forces "calling it self defense".
That would be the GOG MAGOG war.

The European Union dissolves and CIS/USSR rogue States returns to mother Russia crawling on hands and knees begging for exculpation. And finally, Russia dictates world policy - no lose threads to unravel anywhere after that.

Check.
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EXOCET was not a cruise missile. Which means it couldn't take navigation commands from GPS satellite, hence no Russians could give them guidance commmands. This ability only appeared after the development of EXOCET block 3 in 2008. Falklands war happened way before 2008. No weapon in Argentinian arsenal had cruise ability at that time. Simply your British ass was handed back to you from French technology.
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Re: BREAKING!! Iran Navy detects US nuke sub in PG
lol

now that's embarassing for the U.S. navy...


Subs are there but not detected. Spotted a sub? lol



They are spotted because they are on the surface. Just like every US attack sub that goes through there.

The straits are too shallow to transit at pd safely.


at least one person is smart enough to figure it out. The subs cannot get through the strait under water. period.

Now there was a rumour that Israel has a sub that can get in there undetected by resting inside a specially made oil tanker .


What is the depth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 983471


90- 150ft on the shipping channels. The supertankers draw around 70 ft max.

I went thought the straights on an LA class in 91 and 93.
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lol

now that's embarassing for the U.S. navy...


Subs are there but not detected. Spotted a sub? lol



They are spotted because they are on the surface. Just like every US attack sub that goes through there.

The straits are too shallow to transit at pd safely.


at least one person is smart enough to figure it out. The subs cannot get through the strait under water. period.

Now there was a rumour that Israel has a sub that can get in there undetected by resting inside a specially made oil tanker .


What is the depth?


90- 150ft on the shipping channels. The supertankers draw around 70 ft max.

I went thought the straights on an LA class in 91 and 93.
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Fast attack will slide right in. No problem.
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lol

now that's embarassing for the U.S. navy...


Subs are there but not detected. Spotted a sub? lol



They are spotted because they are on the surface. Just like every US attack sub that goes through there.

The straits are too shallow to transit at pd safely.


at least one person is smart enough to figure it out. The subs cannot get through the strait under water. period.

Now there was a rumour that Israel has a sub that can get in there undetected by resting inside a specially made oil tanker .


What is the depth?


90- 150ft on the shipping channels. The supertankers draw around 70 ft max.

I went thought the straights on an LA class in 91 and 93.


Fast attack will slide right in. No problem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 983471


I should say that in times of tension you guys could go in undetected. Good captain good boat, right?
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They were tipped off by the other 11 ships in the battle group floating on the surface.
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chuckle
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lol

now that's embarassing for the U.S. navy...


Subs are there but not detected. Spotted a sub? lol



They are spotted because they are on the surface. Just like every US attack sub that goes through there.

The straits are too shallow to transit at pd safely.


at least one person is smart enough to figure it out. The subs cannot get through the strait under water. period.

Now there was a rumour that Israel has a sub that can get in there undetected by resting inside a specially made oil tanker .


What is the depth?


90- 150ft on the shipping channels. The supertankers draw around 70 ft max.

I went thought the straights on an LA class in 91 and 93.


Fast attack will slide right in. No problem.


I should say that in times of tension you guys could go in undetected. Good captain good boat, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 983471



Both times we went in/out we had a destroyer/frigate 300 yards in front of us. I supose you could do that submerged at night. That place has heavy shipping traffic and the tankers outbound can't manuver well and are at max draught.
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lol

now that's embarassing for the U.S. navy...


Unless they wanted to be seen?
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yup, just "Showing The Flag" to say they are there and will "be in the area" for a while.


The boats usually transit the the straits submerger, in the noise signature of a skimmer.

Poor navigational skills resulted in a FUBAR recently . . .

Check out the links for pics of the gory details.


GROTON, Conn. (May 21, 2009) Line handlers aboard the Los Angeles-class fast-attack submarine USS Hartford (SSN 768) cast lines ashore upon the ships return home to Submarine Base New London after a month-long surface transit from Bahrain. Hartford sustained major damage to her sail in a March 20 collision with the amphibious transport dock ship USS New Orleans (LPD 18) in the Strait of Hormuz.
[link to www.navy.mil]


MANAMA, Bahrain (April 25, 2009) The amphibious transport dock ship USS New Orleans (LPD 18) is guided Saturday, April 25, 2009 into the Arab Shipbuilding & Repair Yard Company dry-dock facility in Bahrain to perform repairs to the hull of the ship, which was damaged during a collision with the Los Angeles class attack submarine USS Hartford (SSN 768) in the Strait of Hormuz March 20, 2009.
[link to www.navy.mil]


MANAMA, Bahrain (April 26, 2009) An opening cut by divers around a 16 by 18 foot hole before dry-docking the amphibious transport dock ship USS New Orleans (LPD 18) is visible while evaluating the ship. New Orleans was damaged during a collision with the Los Angeles class attack submarine USS Hartford (SSN 768) in the Strait of Hormuz March 20, 2009. The ship arrived to the Arab Shipbuilding and Repair Yard dry-dock facility April 25 to repair the damage.
[link to www.navy.mil]
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An Iranian patrol on Thursday spotted the nuclear-armed and -powered submarine in the strategic Strait of Hormuz
Hello, hello, anyone home?
They weren't trying to hide if they "spotted" them.
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my guess is she sat there semi surfaced with the antenna up broadcasting sweet home Alabama on all radio frequencies and firing off flares

like many have said, Iranian navy wouldn't have found any submarine if it didnt want to be found, its a show of force to keep them in check and on alert

on alert people have accidents, sensitive trigger fingers, fuck up easier.. which is a rather good tactic if you want to keep someone from making a major trading route difficult..

make them paranoid
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Everybody not on duty, this is the commander, get pots and pans from the galley and make some noise.
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lol

now that's embarassing for the U.S. navy...


Subs are there but not detected. Spotted a sub? lol



They are spotted because they are on the surface. Just like every US attack sub that goes through there.

The straits are too shallow to transit at pd safely.


at least one person is smart enough to figure it out. The subs cannot get through the strait under water. period.

Now there was a rumour that Israel has a sub that can get in there undetected by resting inside a specially made oil tanker .


What is the depth?


90- 150ft on the shipping channels. The supertankers draw around 70 ft max.

I went thought the straights on an LA class in 91 and 93.


Fast attack will slide right in. No problem.


I should say that in times of tension you guys could go in undetected. Good captain good boat, right?



Both times we went in/out we had a destroyer/frigate 300 yards in front of us. I supose you could do that submerged at night. That place has heavy shipping traffic and the tankers outbound can't manuver well and are at max draught.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 952029


shipping channels. Not a chance a sub could go in without being detected. I am sure a fricking metal detector would spot it. you have to realize how small some spots are. It's not the panama canal, but might as well be. which is why Iran does have the power to stop 40% of the worlds oil. A couple sunk tankers and it's all blocked up.
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Ah yes. Iran moved the straight in a crazy ivan ploy.

Busted!

J/k

I would bet that sub was ordered to be found.
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ditto
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iran want nukes banned

now


Mr. Khazaee said Iran, as one of the first countries to have signed the NPT and which floated the idea of a nuke—free Middle East in 1974, supports global denuclearisation as well as free access to peaceful nuclear technology.

He said Iran calls for removal of all WMD from across the globe.
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Not good enough gotta have a war, other wise no more tax dollars.
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Iranian naval forces have detected a US nuclear submarine in the Persian Gulf waters, amid growing concerns over the safety of one of the most important energy routes in the world.

An Iranian patrol on Thursday spotted the nuclear-armed and -powered submarine in the strategic Strait of Hormuz, which allows the passage of 90 percent of the oil produced by Persian Gulf states to Asia, the US and Western Europe.

There are currently 48 logistic and 18 combat US vessels in the Persian Gulf waters, among them the USS-Eisenhower aircraft carrier.
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Oh, I'm pretty sure they're there. However, I doubt anyone detected them.
It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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Trust me if they were detected it's because they want to be detected. Shit GLP has known they've been their for a month or longer. They are there to try and scare the Iranians. Now if the Iranians didn't know they were there then how could they be scared.

But truthfully all these wars are absolute bullshit. If we wanted to win them we could. These wars aren't meant to end. They are meant to get people rich and to weaken America for indoctrination into the New World Order. And it has succeeded.
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Now that is some uncommon sense.
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These wars aren't meant to end. They are meant to get people rich and to weaken America for indoctrination into the New World Order. And it has succeeded.

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LOL, that'd be why NK wants to destroy you.

Are you starting to get this yet?
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iran want nukes banned

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Mr. Khazaee said Iran, as one of the first countries to have signed the NPT and which floated the idea of a nuke—free Middle East in 1974, supports global denuclearisation as well as free access to peaceful nuclear technology.

He said Iran calls for removal of all WMD from across the globe.



Not good enough gotta have a war, other wise no more tax dollars.
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It's not tax dollars. It's infrastructure. If there is a war and your enemies infrastructure is toast, who makes the stuff.

The US can brag all they want about WWII, but the fact is they joined late, were never attacked/bombed on their soil(hawaii doesn't count when referring to infrastructure), had all their infrastructure at the end.

Of course their economy boomed.
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persian gulf is nice and shallow :)

True but the US Navy has doppler absorbing materials that reflects just like the seabed. And they can creep along the bottom ever so slowly. Also, they have propulsion systems that are DEAD QUIET!

Iran didn't get lucky and Iran certainly doesn't have the technology to detect US Boomers!!!

The US Navy made it known as a message. Fuck with us and your cities will be radioactive in minutes flat! Now that is power!!!
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Power=insanity.
Stop the madness everyone.
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Anyone get the feeling the usa govermefuucke is an imperilist pig country owned and controlled by the elites to be thier mercenary military. YOU've got to have mean stupid people to be able to have a military that will keel others for no reason other than lies that the stupid americans believe every time.
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Anyone get the feeling the usa govermefuucke is an imperilist pig country owned and controlled by the elites to be thier mercenary military. YOU've got to have mean stupid people to be able to have a military that will keel others for no reason other than lies that the stupid americans believe every time.
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Yep, the elites are set out a sign on the american continent. "send us your stupid and ignorant". And we'll put them to work to keel and conquer other countrys so the elites can get rich and powerful.

Americans are bought off stooge morons.
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the sooner Iran demonstrates a nuke or two, the sooner the US will whine and back off like the pussy bully it is, and go pick on yet another usually darker-skinned nation instead.
The only defense against the US is to be nuclear armed. That stops its 'terrorism for democracy.'
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It's said that Osama is in Iran. That Iranians have oil yet America isn't at war with them yet.
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