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Does Johnny Depp post here....?
My mother was a hippie and loved Bobby Sherman. I'm 34 and absolutely love the Deppster.

I want to know if he posts here.
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Re: Does Johnny Depp post here....?
what if I do?
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what if I do?
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oh man, oh man, oh man......well....I love you.....
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Johnny isn't smart enough to operate a coumputer. hayseed

Ask any Director that had the misfortune of having to deal with him. stoner

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“Unbeknownst to most, Kindness is not a STD, so pass it on!” – Old Toad Proverb

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Re: Does Johnny Depp post here....?
Johnny isn't smart enough to operate a coumputer. hayseed

Ask any Director that had the misfortune of having to deal with him. stoner

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I resent that.
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who cares
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Johnny isn't smart enough to operate a coumputer. hayseed

Ask any Director that had the misfortune of having to deal with him. stoner

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I resent that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 983404

Resentment is overrated! chuckle

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Re: Does Johnny Depp post here....?
actors, they are all smug a-holes... why not give up that "rich" life and help people, not donate only what your tax accountant says that you can deduct but really give up that money.
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He begins filming the next Pirates of the Carribean movie here next month

a friend is one of the pirates, so we'll have to find out

if he doesn't, maybe we can get him to
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If he did, who would you suspect of being him?
Your day will come...
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yeah he does, what's it to you?
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who cares
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Better than Johnny Galecki.
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actors, they are all smug a-holes... why not give up that "rich" life and help people, not donate only what your tax accountant says that you can deduct but really give up that money.
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How much ave you given? Cause you sound like a cheap MOTHER FUCKER?
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yeah he does, what's it to you?
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What is your favorite conspiracy?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I love the ones that have to do with me! Not that i have some massive ego or any such nonsense -- I keep it in check for my sake and to not bore you with it --
but i digress!

It was recently noted that i am a part of this Illuminati you harpies all seem to fear -- nothing could be further from the truth -- I have entertained their invite but I will only do so if I am promised an island nation to oversee. My design for living calls for a humble existence - a small country would suit me fine.

i do not have a room devoted to vampires in my home -- it's more of a tribute to my favorite movie monsters and i have a lot of favorites!

I will not be receiving 95 million for this next Pirates movie --- it will be a comfortable amount but i do not wish to go over the details, they would only depress the less interesting.

I am not a Reptilian (as it is I will not handle reptiles on screen unless I am paid handsomely, funnily enough-- I am)

I did not 'flee' France (their taxation was a non issue - more to do with my ever growing boredom with the regional wines, as they no longer soothed my palate)

hope i have cleared the air some. anyhow, carry on if you will!
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yeah he does, what's it to you?
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What is your favorite conspiracy?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I love the ones that have to do with me! Not that i have some massive ego or any such nonsense -- I keep it in check for my sake and to not bore you with it --
but i digress!

It was recently noted that i am a part of this Illuminati you harpies all seem to fear -- nothing could be further from the truth -- I have entertained their invite but I will only do so if I am promised an island nation to oversee. My design for living calls for a humble existence - a small country would suit me fine.

i do not have a room devoted to vampires in my home -- it's more of a tribute to my favorite movie monsters and i have a lot of favorites!

I will not be receiving 95 million for this next Pirates movie --- it will be a comfortable amount but i do not wish to go over the details, they would only depress the less interesting.

I am not a Reptilian (as it is I will not handle reptiles on screen unless I am paid handsomely, funnily enough-- I am)

I did not 'flee' France (their taxation was a non issue - more to do with my ever growing boredom with the regional wines, as they no longer soothed my palate)

hope i have cleared the air some. anyhow, carry on if you will!
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


Do you channel spirits to get in character?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I do enjoy a good nip of the ol' Jameson Irish before a scene!
Otherwise, i am not of the school that recommends imbibing spirits on the job to muddle through.
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I am Aristide Torchia, Johnny tried once tried to get my illustrious book...
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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What is your favorite conspiracy?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I love the ones that have to do with me! Not that i have some massive ego or any such nonsense -- I keep it in check for my sake and to not bore you with it --
but i digress!

It was recently noted that i am a part of this Illuminati you harpies all seem to fear -- nothing could be further from the truth -- I have entertained their invite but I will only do so if I am promised an island nation to oversee. My design for living calls for a humble existence - a small country would suit me fine.

i do not have a room devoted to vampires in my home -- it's more of a tribute to my favorite movie monsters and i have a lot of favorites!

I will not be receiving 95 million for this next Pirates movie --- it will be a comfortable amount but i do not wish to go over the details, they would only depress the less interesting.

I am not a Reptilian (as it is I will not handle reptiles on screen unless I am paid handsomely, funnily enough-- I am)

I did not 'flee' France (their taxation was a non issue - more to do with my ever growing boredom with the regional wines, as they no longer soothed my palate)

hope i have cleared the air some. anyhow, carry on if you will!
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


Do you channel spirits to get in character?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I do enjoy a good nip of the ol' Jameson Irish before a scene!
Otherwise, i am not of the school that recommends imbibing spirits on the job to muddle through.
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


Fuck off, liar.
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yeah he does, what's it to you?
 Quoting: Tim Burton 1199074


What is your favorite conspiracy?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I love the ones that have to do with me! Not that i have some massive ego or any such nonsense -- I keep it in check for my sake and to not bore you with it --
but i digress!

It was recently noted that i am a part of this Illuminati you harpies all seem to fear -- nothing could be further from the truth -- I have entertained their invite but I will only do so if I am promised an island nation to oversee. My design for living calls for a humble existence - a small country would suit me fine.

i do not have a room devoted to vampires in my home -- it's more of a tribute to my favorite movie monsters and i have a lot of favorites!

I will not be receiving 95 million for this next Pirates movie --- it will be a comfortable amount but i do not wish to go over the details, they would only depress the less interesting.

I am not a Reptilian (as it is I will not handle reptiles on screen unless I am paid handsomely, funnily enough-- I am)

I did not 'flee' France (their taxation was a non issue - more to do with my ever growing boredom with the regional wines, as they no longer soothed my palate)

hope i have cleared the air some. anyhow, carry on if you will!
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


What occult studies have you spent time learning?

Crowley? Something Else?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


One of the famed Barrymores took the time to enlighten me about the Kaballah -- while i found it a bit push-posh at first - Drew assured me that it would change my life. I gave her my word i would study it and true enough,
a changed man i was.

A Grand-Something-Or-Other of Aldous Huxley followed me around for a good year --- at first i was a bit...frightened if you will..... but he too assured me that the teachings of his associates would serve me well in this lifetime.

In some circles, some would say i was as a practitioner of neoshamanism and shamanistic philosophies but in others i would be considered a prat.
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I am Aristide Torchia, Johnny tried once tried to get my illustrious book...
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


aha! Aristide - we meet once more. your book would be a most welcome addition.....
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My mother was a hippie and loved Bobby Sherman. I'm 34 and absolutely love the Deppster.

I want to know if he posts here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 962090



He said that celebrity worshipping is a mental disease.
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Just how cool was Marlon Brando?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


OF ALL THE LEVELS OF CONNECTION, the most consistent was humor. Humor, often meaning practical jokes. There was no one more gifted in this arena or as skilled a craftsman as Marlon.

He possessed the sense of humor (which we both shared) of a child. I once asked him why it was that flatulence was always funny.
He replied, “Because it is blatantly anti-social.”
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My mother was a hippie and loved Bobby Sherman. I'm 34 and absolutely love the Deppster.

I want to know if he posts here.
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He said that celebrity worshipping is a mental disease.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28976929


I did indeed say that! Celebrity worship syndrome is an obsessive-addictive disorder in which a person becomes overly involved with the details of a celebrity's personal life. With that said, I trust you would all understand if i quietly slipped back into the night and continued with my spelunking through the current GLP headlines....
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Indubitably!
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My mother was a hippie and loved Bobby Sherman. I'm 34 and absolutely love the Deppster.

I want to know if he posts here.
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Is that you scissorhands?
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We are Johnny Depp, also.
you know
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Who is "Johnny Depp"?
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I love the ones that have to do with me! Not that i have some massive ego or any such nonsense -- I keep it in check for my sake and to not bore you with it --
but i digress!

It was recently noted that i am a part of this Illuminati you harpies all seem to fear -- nothing could be further from the truth -- I have entertained their invite but I will only do so if I am promised an island nation to oversee. My design for living calls for a humble existence - a small country would suit me fine.

i do not have a room devoted to vampires in my home -- it's more of a tribute to my favorite movie monsters and i have a lot of favorites!

I will not be receiving 95 million for this next Pirates movie --- it will be a comfortable amount but i do not wish to go over the details, they would only depress the less interesting.

I am not a Reptilian (as it is I will not handle reptiles on screen unless I am paid handsomely, funnily enough-- I am)

I did not 'flee' France (their taxation was a non issue - more to do with my ever growing boredom with the regional wines, as they no longer soothed my palate)

hope i have cleared the air some. anyhow, carry on if you will!
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


Do you channel spirits to get in character?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I do enjoy a good nip of the ol' Jameson Irish before a scene!
Otherwise, i am not of the school that recommends imbibing spirits on the job to muddle through.
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


Fuck off, liar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33929848


cruise
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Just how cool was Marlon Brando?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


OF ALL THE LEVELS OF CONNECTION, the most consistent was humor. Humor, often meaning practical jokes. There was no one more gifted in this arena or as skilled a craftsman as Marlon.

He possessed the sense of humor (which we both shared) of a child. I once asked him why it was that flatulence was always funny.
He replied, “Because it is blatantly anti-social.”
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


He wanted "What The He*l Was THAT All About" inscribed on his tombstone.

Tell us though about yourself Johnny..why if you admire Brando's easy humor and naturalness you choose such an awkward and pretentious style of speaking. Perplexing.
Plus how long does it take to put on all your jewelry and self-consciously shabby look before going down to buy a loaf of bread. After all, you'll be 50 years old in a few months.

By the way. Dead Man (Wm Blake) was your best in my opinion.