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Butt Ugly Toad User ID: 983700 Israel 05/27/2010 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Johnny isn't smart enough to operate a coumputer. Ask any Director that had the misfortune of having to deal with him. Ribbit "To pee or not to pee, that is the question!" - Old Toad Proverb “Unbeknownst to most, Kindness is not a STD, so pass it on!” – Old Toad Proverb Old Toad Proverbs: Thread: Old Toad Proverbs |
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Butt Ugly Toad User ID: 983700 Israel 05/27/2010 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Johnny isn't smart enough to operate a coumputer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 983404Ask any Director that had the misfortune of having to deal with him. Ribbit I resent that. Resentment is overrated! Ribbit "To pee or not to pee, that is the question!" - Old Toad Proverb “Unbeknownst to most, Kindness is not a STD, so pass it on!” – Old Toad Proverb Old Toad Proverbs: Thread: Old Toad Proverbs |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1634496 United States 02/08/2013 04:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love the ones that have to do with me! Not that i have some massive ego or any such nonsense -- I keep it in check for my sake and to not bore you with it -- but i digress! It was recently noted that i am a part of this Illuminati you harpies all seem to fear -- nothing could be further from the truth -- I have entertained their invite but I will only do so if I am promised an island nation to oversee. My design for living calls for a humble existence - a small country would suit me fine. i do not have a room devoted to vampires in my home -- it's more of a tribute to my favorite movie monsters and i have a lot of favorites! I will not be receiving 95 million for this next Pirates movie --- it will be a comfortable amount but i do not wish to go over the details, they would only depress the less interesting. I am not a Reptilian (as it is I will not handle reptiles on screen unless I am paid handsomely, funnily enough-- I am) I did not 'flee' France (their taxation was a non issue - more to do with my ever growing boredom with the regional wines, as they no longer soothed my palate) hope i have cleared the air some. anyhow, carry on if you will! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1634496 United States 02/08/2013 04:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love the ones that have to do with me! Not that i have some massive ego or any such nonsense -- I keep it in check for my sake and to not bore you with it -- but i digress! It was recently noted that i am a part of this Illuminati you harpies all seem to fear -- nothing could be further from the truth -- I have entertained their invite but I will only do so if I am promised an island nation to oversee. My design for living calls for a humble existence - a small country would suit me fine. i do not have a room devoted to vampires in my home -- it's more of a tribute to my favorite movie monsters and i have a lot of favorites! I will not be receiving 95 million for this next Pirates movie --- it will be a comfortable amount but i do not wish to go over the details, they would only depress the less interesting. I am not a Reptilian (as it is I will not handle reptiles on screen unless I am paid handsomely, funnily enough-- I am) I did not 'flee' France (their taxation was a non issue - more to do with my ever growing boredom with the regional wines, as they no longer soothed my palate) hope i have cleared the air some. anyhow, carry on if you will! Do you channel spirits to get in character? I do enjoy a good nip of the ol' Jameson Irish before a scene! Otherwise, i am not of the school that recommends imbibing spirits on the job to muddle through. |
Aristide Torchia User ID: 29901291 Switzerland 02/08/2013 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am Aristide Torchia, Johnny tried once tried to get my illustrious book... Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33929848 United States 02/08/2013 04:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love the ones that have to do with me! Not that i have some massive ego or any such nonsense -- I keep it in check for my sake and to not bore you with it -- but i digress! It was recently noted that i am a part of this Illuminati you harpies all seem to fear -- nothing could be further from the truth -- I have entertained their invite but I will only do so if I am promised an island nation to oversee. My design for living calls for a humble existence - a small country would suit me fine. i do not have a room devoted to vampires in my home -- it's more of a tribute to my favorite movie monsters and i have a lot of favorites! I will not be receiving 95 million for this next Pirates movie --- it will be a comfortable amount but i do not wish to go over the details, they would only depress the less interesting. I am not a Reptilian (as it is I will not handle reptiles on screen unless I am paid handsomely, funnily enough-- I am) I did not 'flee' France (their taxation was a non issue - more to do with my ever growing boredom with the regional wines, as they no longer soothed my palate) hope i have cleared the air some. anyhow, carry on if you will! Do you channel spirits to get in character? I do enjoy a good nip of the ol' Jameson Irish before a scene! Otherwise, i am not of the school that recommends imbibing spirits on the job to muddle through. Fuck off, liar. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1634496 United States 02/08/2013 05:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love the ones that have to do with me! Not that i have some massive ego or any such nonsense -- I keep it in check for my sake and to not bore you with it -- but i digress! It was recently noted that i am a part of this Illuminati you harpies all seem to fear -- nothing could be further from the truth -- I have entertained their invite but I will only do so if I am promised an island nation to oversee. My design for living calls for a humble existence - a small country would suit me fine. i do not have a room devoted to vampires in my home -- it's more of a tribute to my favorite movie monsters and i have a lot of favorites! I will not be receiving 95 million for this next Pirates movie --- it will be a comfortable amount but i do not wish to go over the details, they would only depress the less interesting. I am not a Reptilian (as it is I will not handle reptiles on screen unless I am paid handsomely, funnily enough-- I am) I did not 'flee' France (their taxation was a non issue - more to do with my ever growing boredom with the regional wines, as they no longer soothed my palate) hope i have cleared the air some. anyhow, carry on if you will! What occult studies have you spent time learning? Crowley? Something Else? One of the famed Barrymores took the time to enlighten me about the Kaballah -- while i found it a bit push-posh at first - Drew assured me that it would change my life. I gave her my word i would study it and true enough, a changed man i was. A Grand-Something-Or-Other of Aldous Huxley followed me around for a good year --- at first i was a bit...frightened if you will..... but he too assured me that the teachings of his associates would serve me well in this lifetime. In some circles, some would say i was as a practitioner of neoshamanism and shamanistic philosophies but in others i would be considered a prat. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1634496 United States 02/08/2013 05:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OF ALL THE LEVELS OF CONNECTION, the most consistent was humor. Humor, often meaning practical jokes. There was no one more gifted in this arena or as skilled a craftsman as Marlon. He possessed the sense of humor (which we both shared) of a child. I once asked him why it was that flatulence was always funny. He replied, “Because it is blatantly anti-social.” |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1634496 United States 02/08/2013 05:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mother was a hippie and loved Bobby Sherman. I'm 34 and absolutely love the Deppster. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 962090 I want to know if he posts here. He said that celebrity worshipping is a mental disease. I did indeed say that! Celebrity worship syndrome is an obsessive-addictive disorder in which a person becomes overly involved with the details of a celebrity's personal life. With that said, I trust you would all understand if i quietly slipped back into the night and continued with my spelunking through the current GLP headlines.... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34718577 Mexico 02/22/2013 12:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Jinxy McDeath I love the ones that have to do with me! Not that i have some massive ego or any such nonsense -- I keep it in check for my sake and to not bore you with it -- but i digress! It was recently noted that i am a part of this Illuminati you harpies all seem to fear -- nothing could be further from the truth -- I have entertained their invite but I will only do so if I am promised an island nation to oversee. My design for living calls for a humble existence - a small country would suit me fine. i do not have a room devoted to vampires in my home -- it's more of a tribute to my favorite movie monsters and i have a lot of favorites! I will not be receiving 95 million for this next Pirates movie --- it will be a comfortable amount but i do not wish to go over the details, they would only depress the less interesting. I am not a Reptilian (as it is I will not handle reptiles on screen unless I am paid handsomely, funnily enough-- I am) I did not 'flee' France (their taxation was a non issue - more to do with my ever growing boredom with the regional wines, as they no longer soothed my palate) hope i have cleared the air some. anyhow, carry on if you will! Do you channel spirits to get in character? I do enjoy a good nip of the ol' Jameson Irish before a scene! Otherwise, i am not of the school that recommends imbibing spirits on the job to muddle through. Fuck off, liar. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34046798 United States 02/22/2013 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OF ALL THE LEVELS OF CONNECTION, the most consistent was humor. Humor, often meaning practical jokes. There was no one more gifted in this arena or as skilled a craftsman as Marlon. He possessed the sense of humor (which we both shared) of a child. I once asked him why it was that flatulence was always funny. He replied, “Because it is blatantly anti-social.” He wanted "What The He*l Was THAT All About" inscribed on his tombstone. Tell us though about yourself Johnny..why if you admire Brando's easy humor and naturalness you choose such an awkward and pretentious style of speaking. Perplexing. Plus how long does it take to put on all your jewelry and self-consciously shabby look before going down to buy a loaf of bread. After all, you'll be 50 years old in a few months. By the way. Dead Man (Wm Blake) was your best in my opinion. |