Alright...With all the shit going on now...What is your best guess as to what is going to happen?? taking bets for bragging rights!!

Crazy stuff! Taking bets on which cinerio is going to play out.

Is Cali. going to drop into the Pac? Is Nkorea going to blast the shit out of Skorea, ET AL? Is the gulf oil spill going to kill us all? Is NESARA going to pay out? is a giant CME going to roast our nuts (those with nuts, that is) Is the rapture going to take place? Are the aliens going to suck our brains out? Will the EURO shit the bed? Will the DOLLAR shit the bed? What is up with the stock market? Earthquakes? OMG!!
EAT????????? PLEASE HELP....I NEED ANSWERS. SHOULD I HEAD FOR MY UNDERGROUND BUNKER?????????????????????????????????
Someone pleeeese coagulate this for me!!