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Mexican Pirates Stalk Texas Lake

 
lynleo
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05/28/2010 09:49 AM
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Never heard of that lake, but lo and behold, it is true:

[link to maps.google.com]

How do they patrol that?!?

Kind of surprised Texas just didn't grab the whole thing, back when, to be honest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 566027

Wow! You're right! Get on your boat, or even a largish piece of wood, and paddle like crazy. So much for Border Patrol!

Build a wall? Hah!
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05/28/2010 09:51 AM
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Well, the US did spill Oil in the Gulf Of Mexico. Where are the Mexican people supposed to fish now? Their water is contaminated thanks to BP.
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They're supposed to fish, not rob & terrorize people.

dumbass
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05/28/2010 10:12 AM
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What are those idiots planning on stealing? Some fishing poles, some bait and a shit ton of beer?
 Quoting: dereistic


lmao

I have been there , and there are always just bunch of drunk guys yelling !!

it is heat as hell !!

No pirates ..move on ..nothing to see !!
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05/28/2010 10:17 AM
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Well, the US did spill Oil in the Gulf Of Mexico. Where are the Mexican people supposed to fish now? Their water is contaminated thanks to BP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 973354


WTF? So a British-owned company's fuck-up gives drug cartel pirates the right to rob, shoot and murder Americans who are out on a fishing trip on the American side of a lake?!


What a dumbass Libtard you are!!

Mexico's government-owned oil company Pemex is responsible for the Ixtoc I oil spill which released at least TWICE as much oil into the Gulf in 1979 over a nine-month period.

Furthermore, the CURRENT oil spill would not have been so bad if Obama had taken it seriously, instead of going on vacations and fundraisers for his Liberal buddies.

"DID YOU PLUG THE HOLE YET, DADDY?" <--- Bwa-ha-ha!!

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05/28/2010 10:37 AM
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setup a couple of snipers on shore near your fishing spot. when the pirates show up one of your boaters puts his hands up like he is surrendering. upon that signal the snipers on shore open fire on the pirates. toss the now deceased pirates overboard grab their stuff and call it a day.
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Well, the US did spill Oil in the Gulf Of Mexico. Where are the Mexican people supposed to fish now? Their water is contaminated thanks to BP.



I thought BP was British owned? Damn I am a moran....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 660606


They use the name "British" in their title and put on those fake Brit accents to throw the public off.
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05/28/2010 10:54 AM
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With all the trouble they've been having around the border...wtf would you need to fish in that particular lake?

I mean is the fishing urge so great that you must endanger yourself and others just to fish there?

I bet if they looked reeeeeeal hard, they could find other lakes.

That said...I thought most Texas outdoorsmen carried weapons??? hunter
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05/28/2010 11:01 AM
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since they don't sell guns in Mex, i'm sure the Zetas have the best American made weapons around... so fisherman better beware.
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05/28/2010 11:02 AM
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Fishes?.. What Fishes?.. We don need no stinking fishes !!
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05/28/2010 11:15 AM
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So take guns and turn it into a fishing and Mexican hunting trip.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 959446

+1000
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05/28/2010 11:16 AM
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Re: Mexican Pirates Stalk Texas Lake
Never heard of that lake, but lo and behold, it is true:

[link to maps.google.com]

How do they patrol that?!?

Kind of surprised Texas just didn't grab the whole thing, back when, to be honest.

Wow! You're right! Get on your boat, or even a largish piece of wood, and paddle like crazy. So much for Border Patrol!

Build a wall? Hah!
 Quoting: lynleo 768376


Heck, just pick up a snorkel and some fins and your in like Flynn.
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05/28/2010 11:27 AM
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With all the trouble they've been having around the border...wtf would you need to fish in that particular lake?

I mean is the fishing urge so great that you must endanger yourself and others just to fish there?

I bet if they looked reeeeeeal hard, they could find other lakes.

That said...I thought most Texas outdoorsmen carried weapons??? hunter

 Quoting: domesticangel


WTF? So it's the VICTIM'S fault for getting robbed or murdered by MEXICAN drug gangs on American sovereign territory?!

According to that logic, if a woman goes to the mall, gets pulled into a van in the parking lot and gang-raped by Illegal Aliens, it's HER fault for not carrying a gun or a can of mace with her.

That's is some FUCKED UP logic that you have there.

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05/28/2010 11:34 AM
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OP, Take your pills and relax !!
Lake is OK !!
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05/28/2010 11:34 AM
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since they don't sell guns in Mex, i'm sure the Zetas have the best American made weapons around...

 Quoting: Doom makes me horny 706989


Sure ... and they don't sell drugs in Mexico, either.

It's ALL the American's fault, right?!

They buy and sell weapons originating from numerous countries down in Mexico, NOT JUST AMERICA. It's called the Black Market and untracked by Mexico's corrupt government.

You fucking Mexican apologists ... you're as filthy as these wetback scumbag pirates.

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05/28/2010 11:39 AM
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Well, the US did spill Oil in the Gulf Of Mexico. Where are the Mexican people supposed to fish now? Their water is contaminated thanks to BP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 973354

The BRITISH from BRITISH PETROLEUM spilled oil in the Gulf.
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05/28/2010 11:45 AM
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Well, the US did spill Oil in the Gulf Of Mexico. Where are the Mexican people supposed to fish now? Their water is contaminated thanks to BP.

The BRITISH from BRITISH PETROLEUM spilled oil in the Gulf.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 984541


The pirates in the caribean make more money from the chaos than the oil.

British and american pirates.
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05/28/2010 11:47 AM
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A large majority of the long range rifle enthusiasts are in Texas,,,probably not a good idea to fuck with them as shooting at targets on water is a shit load of fun!.



Hornady Vmax boat tails and Sierra Matchkings incoming!!
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05/28/2010 12:22 PM
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With all the trouble they've been having around the border...wtf would you need to fish in that particular lake?

I mean is the fishing urge so great that you must endanger yourself and others just to fish there?

I bet if they looked reeeeeeal hard, they could find other lakes.

That said...I thought most Texas outdoorsmen carried weapons??? hunter



WTF? So it's the VICTIM'S fault for getting robbed or murdered by MEXICAN drug gangs on American sovereign territory?!

According to that logic, if a woman goes to the mall, gets pulled into a van in the parking lot and gang-raped by Illegal Aliens, it's HER fault for not carrying a gun or a can of mace with her.

That's is some FUCKED UP logic that you have there.

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 Quoting: Bugbomb 832050



No dipshit. Maybe you should read the article before you speak.

"It worries me," the county sheriff tells ABC. "There are fishermen out there who are coming face to face with pirates. Even if they resist a little, they may get shot and killed. "When this happens on the Mexican side, we have no jurisdiction—we can't even go get the bodies." The sheriff has urged Mexican authorities to step up patrols on their side of the lake.

Part of the lake is on the MEXICO side. You go into their territory...

Last Edited by domesticangel on 05/28/2010 12:24 PM
Finally single woooohooo!!

Free your mind and the rest will follow.

And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God...Romans 12:2

BE the change you wish to see in the world.

"Repent, for the time is at hand"...JC

"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."
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05/28/2010 12:23 PM
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The pirates in the caribean make more money from the chaos than the oil.

British and american pirates.

 Quoting: nrg 863128


The only REAL pirate is Barrack Hussein Obama, who HIJACKS the rights of REAL Americans and gives them to Illegal Aliens by REFUSING to secure the border ... ALL the while, while Obama has ACCEPTED more than $1 million in EXTORTION campaign "donations" from BIG OIL.

Obama is the son of a BRITISH SUBJECT, which makes Obama a British Subject, too.

Is it any wonder that Obama sounds tough when getting BP (BRITISH PETROLEUM) to "plug the hole" ... yet Obama gave BP the permits & Safety Awards, and Obama doesn't lift a finger to ACTUALLY stop the oil leak.

"DID YOU PLUG THE HOLE ... AND STOP THE ILLEGAL ALIENS YET, DADDY?"


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05/28/2010 12:44 PM
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No dipshit. Maybe you should read the article before you speak.

"It worries me," the county sheriff tells ABC. "There are fishermen out there who are coming face to face with pirates. Even if they resist a little, they may get shot and killed. "When this happens on the Mexican side, we have no jurisdiction—we can't even go get the bodies." The sheriff has urged Mexican authorities to step up patrols on their side of the lake.

Part of the lake is on the MEXICO side. You go into their territory...

 Quoting: domesticangel


So, you're okay with pirates on the Mexican side?!

Regardless, do you actually think that these THIEVING, MURDERING Mexican pirates have a Navigational Chart
out when trolling on the water, and they ONLY do it on THEIR HALF of the lake??!


bonghit Take another bong-hit and get back to your fantasy land.
Oh, and wave hi to Obama when you get there ...

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05/28/2010 12:55 PM
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American Bullets FIND Mexican Pirates.
It doesn't matter who I m it's who U R so ChoOse
Anonymous Coward
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05/28/2010 01:19 PM
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the answer is to fence and control access to every water body in the world with an armed force all controlled by Haliburton and above.
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05/28/2010 01:46 PM
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So take guns and turn it into a fishing and Mexican hunting trip.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 959446

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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05/28/2010 01:57 PM
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So take guns and turn it into a fishing and Mexican hunting trip.



Damn, I love that idea!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 969871


take the same stance we did during Hurricaine Rita...we have guns..you loot we shoot...
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05/28/2010 02:01 PM
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setup a couple of snipers on shore near your fishing spot. when the pirates show up one of your boaters puts his hands up like he is surrendering. upon that signal the snipers on shore open fire on the pirates. toss the now deceased pirates overboard grab their stuff and call it a day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65489

Use 'em for CUT-Bait!
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The best bass-fishing lake in America is being terrorized by Mexican pirates. Several American boaters on Falcon Lake, which straddles the US-Mexican border, have been robbed in recent weeks by boatloads of armed Mexicans believed to belong to the Zeta cartel. Most of the incidents have happened on the Mexican side of the lake—which American boaters are being urged to avoid—but there has been at least one robbery on the American side.

"It worries me," the county sheriff tells ABC. "There are fishermen out there who are coming face to face with pirates. Even if they resist a little, they may get shot and killed. When this happens on the Mexican side, we have no jurisdiction—we can't even go get the bodies." The sheriff has urged Mexican authorities to step up patrols on their side of the lake.

 Quoting: The Whipper


How do you say "avast ye scallywags" in Spanish?
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05/28/2010 02:03 PM
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So take guns and turn it into a fishing and Mexican hunting trip.


Fuck these spic butt pirates!

Anyone wanna go spic hunting?
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Enough of the racist rants.
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05/28/2010 02:05 PM
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No dipshit. Maybe you should read the article before you speak.

"It worries me," the county sheriff tells ABC. "There are fishermen out there who are coming face to face with pirates. Even if they resist a little, they may get shot and killed. "When this happens on the Mexican side, we have no jurisdiction—we can't even go get the bodies." The sheriff has urged Mexican authorities to step up patrols on their side of the lake.

Part of the lake is on the MEXICO side. You go into their territory...



So, you're okay with pirates on the Mexican side?!

Regardless, do you actually think that these THIEVING, MURDERING Mexican pirates have a Navigational Chart
out when trolling on the water, and they ONLY do it on THEIR HALF of the lake??!


bonghit Take another bong-hit and get back to your fantasy land.
Oh, and wave hi to Obama when you get there ...

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 Quoting: Bugbomb 832050



I don't smoke but it's obvious you do OR you're just a troll cuz your replies are...well...stupid!

tdown

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Finally single woooohooo!!

Free your mind and the rest will follow.

And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God...Romans 12:2

BE the change you wish to see in the world.

"Repent, for the time is at hand"...JC

"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."
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05/28/2010 02:10 PM
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What are those idiots planning on stealing? Some fishing poles, some bait and a shit ton of beer?


lmao

I have been there , and there are always just bunch of drunk guys yelling !!

it is heat as hell !!

No pirates ..move on ..nothing to see !!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 905800


No pirates, no Zetas? You mean the story is a made up lie? No surprise there. lol

It sells selling fear to fearful Americans -- and there is no shortage of them...
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I think we should send them some care packages, seriously !

Lets give them all the names and locations of their oppressors !


Then if they are real men, like those who gained freedom early on, in The U.S. They will gain the wealth they seek, by taking back from those who robbed them.

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