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The Lord Jesus Says, "The End Is Near!"

 
Once4All
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The Lord Jesus Says, "The End Is Near!"
Honestly, this is what He recently told me:

The End Is Near

What could the collapse of the world economy be compared to?

Let's say you're in a jet at 30,000 feet.

The engines fail and you're streaking towards the earth.

YOU have two choices!

What's it going to be?

1. Die with Jesus
2. Die without Jesus

This Planet will die. YOU will die!
Every reputable history professor teaches that Jesus
is a historical person. YOU are about to smash into the
earth because everything is unraveling!

What's it going to be???

Last Edited by Once4All on 11/05/2010 06:31 PM
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

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EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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The Lord Jesus Says, "I'm not real!"
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The Lord Jesus was a fool.
"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
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Lod Jesus says you're a nutbar
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The Lord Jesus was a fool.
 Quoting: dereistic

WoW! Respected as one of the greatest people in history by many of the most intellectual people who ever lived.

Seems like YOU are not on that list!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Guys! I'm right here and this is the first thing I've said regarding this thread. The rest of it all is just coming from deep within your biased self image.
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I wish I could laugh at the stupidity of the religious instead of being completely perplexed. It's almost too stupid to laugh at.
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I don't wanna be with Jesus for eternity. He always eats my food in the fridge!
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The Lord Jesus was a fool.

WoW! Respected as one of the greatest people in history by many of the most intellectual people who ever lived.

Seems like YOU are not on that list!
 Quoting: Once4All


You're not on that list either buddy.
"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
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I wish I could laugh at the stupidity of the religious instead of being completely perplexed. It's almost too stupid to laugh at.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 981670


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We get the powers over us that we've earned collectively. Humanity, as a whole, is self-interested, shallow, ignorant, violent and immoral; small wonder, therefore, that our leaders (secret or otherwise) reflect that. You want better leaders, become better people.
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Lod Jesus says you're a nutbar
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 935084

No. He never says anything like that.

He might say "good morning."

He might say "be careful."

He might say "The Jews will launch a sneak attack
against Iran."

But He would never say that!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Be sure.

If you can talk with Jesus, you are crazy.

Search for a good doctor.
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There is no such thing as hell. There is no dying with or without me.

Read the Urantia book to understand "the truth" better.

The only thing anyone needs do before dying, and much of it is unconscious, is to make the choice to go with the universal will of our Father God of all or negitively effect others with your selfish free will choices.
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Honestly, this is what He recently told me.

Let's say you're in a jet at 30,000 feet.

The engines fail and you're streaking towards the earth.

YOU have two choices!

What's it going to be?

1. Die with Jesus
2. Die without Jesus

This Planet will die. YOU will die!
Every reputable history professor teaches that Jesus
is a historical person. YOU are about to smash into the
earth!

What's it going to be???
 Quoting: Once4All


Yes Jesus was a historical person. He was a street performer and a magician with a large following who caused a riot because of overcharging by the rabbis for the required ritual baths.

Because he started the riots, they killed him. He's still dead.
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Re: The Lord Jesus Says, "The End Is Near!"
Hey! I am Jesus and no body is listening to me!
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I wish I could laugh at the stupidity of the religious instead of being completely perplexed. It's almost too stupid to laugh at.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 981670

Open your eyes and ears!

This in not a "religious" statement.

Have you ever studied Life?

The truth is obvious even if YOU cannot admit it!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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I don't wanna be with Jesus for eternity. He always eats my food in the fridge!
 Quoting: Maple

rockon I suddenly understand the definition of foolish.
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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I will die with Jesus.. I want to go to Heaven!
To be Saved you must Pray and Trust in the Lord Our God Jesus Christ! God Loves You All!
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I believe I'm on the list, Gods will be done. Doesn't matter beyond that.
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The Lord Jesus was a fool.

WoW! Respected as one of the greatest people in history by many of the most intellectual people who ever lived.

Seems like YOU are not on that list!


You're not on that list either buddy.
 Quoting: dereistic

Agreed. I understand myself as wise.

The "Word of Knowledge" has also functioned inside me
for more than fifteen years.

But, I understand that the world does not define me as a genius!



peace
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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I don't wanna be with Jesus for eternity. He always eats my food in the fridge!
 Quoting: Maple


I heard that he farts in the dinner table.
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376:
Everything that has been created has a beginning and an end.

YOU are included.

YOU will die.

Face it.

hiding
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

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Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Religion for you is just an insurance policy.

You are an idiot.
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Be sure.

If you can talk with Jesus, you are crazy.

Search for a good doctor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 984617

I am sure about what He tells me especially when
the message is repeated again and again.
For example, "nuclear war" has been repeated several times. Thus, I know It is History and nothing I or YOU can do will change that future fact.

Besides, anybody can talk to Jesus. He sees you and is always listening! Hundreds of people saw Him after
His resurrection!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Bow to the Zombie King!
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Re: The Lord Jesus Says, "The End Is Near!"
Honestly, this is what He recently told me.

Let's say you're in a jet at 30,000 feet.

The engines fail and you're streaking towards the earth.

YOU have two choices!

What's it going to be?

1. Die with Jesus
2. Die without Jesus

This Planet will die. YOU will die!
Every reputable history professor teaches that Jesus
is a historical person. YOU are about to smash into the
earth!

What's it going to be???


Yes Jesus was a historical person. He was a street performer and a magician with a large following who caused a riot because of overcharging by the rabbis for the required ritual baths.

Because he started the riots, they killed him. He's still dead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 984349

Jesus raised the dead. He was not a magician.

This is why His teachings have spread across the world
for the last 2000 years.
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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I will die with Jesus.. I want to go to Heaven!
 Quoting: The Chosen One

God bless you!

As you know, He will reward you in ways that you can neither ask or imagine!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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There is no such thing as hell. There is no dying with or without me.

Read the Urantia book to understand "the truth" better.

The only thing anyone needs do before dying, and much of it is unconscious, is to make the choice to go with the universal will of our Father God of all or negitively effect others with your selfish free will choices.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972534

"There is no hell."

YOU do not know that!

There is no way YOU can verify the existence of hell or not.

As for me, I'd rather believe Someone who had many signs and miracles to confirm their message.

Have YOU ever raised the dead? NO! Therefore YOUR words are void!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Re: The Lord Jesus Says, "The End Is Near!"
Honestly, this is what He recently told me.

Let's say you're in a jet at 30,000 feet.

The engines fail and you're streaking towards the earth.

YOU have two choices!

What's it going to be?

1. Die with Jesus
2. Die without Jesus

This Planet will die. YOU will die!
Every reputable history professor teaches that Jesus
is a historical person. YOU are about to smash into the
earth!

What's it going to be???
 Quoting: Once4All


Youre f'd, op.
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Hey! I am Jesus and no body is listening to me!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972534

I do not know what your last name is but...

Millions are listening to Jesus Christ, the Son of God

and some Nations have been listening to Him

for many years.

I hope you overcome your ignorance!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf

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