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The Lord Jesus Says, "The End Is Near!"

 
Anonymous Coward
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So many atheists on this board, it's really sickening. I hope you all know you're going to rot in hell so continue to bad mouth the Lord. OP, God bless you and keep doing what you're doing. Don't let these future hell dwellers affect your spreading of God's word.

When Judgment Day comes all your eyes will be opened.. but it will be too late.
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I believe I'm on the list, Gods will be done. Doesn't matter beyond that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 916869

Exactly. God's will be done.

You sound like you are aware of the Kingdom of God!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

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EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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I don't wanna be with Jesus for eternity. He always eats my food in the fridge!


I heard that he farts in the dinner table.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 984617

I also "heard" that those who love evil go to hell....

FOREVER
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

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EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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05/28/2010 07:33 PM
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So, Jesus speaks to you, huh?

-------slowly backing out of the room with a nevous smile on my face----
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05/28/2010 07:34 PM
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I don't wanna be with Jesus for eternity. He always eats my food in the fridge!

rockon I suddenly understand the definition of foolish.
 Quoting: Once4All

I personally believe stupidity is the hardest thing to understand! God gave us all a brain but few use it!

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Hey! I am Jesus and no body is listening to me!

I do not know what your last name is but...

Millions are listening to Jesus Christ, the Son of God

and some Nations have been listening to Him

for many years.

I hope you overcome your ignorance!
 Quoting: Once4All


Death of the North American Indians - and many others.
Once4All (OP)
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Religion for you is just an insurance policy.

You are an idiot.
 Quoting: DNAprototype

I do not belong to a "Religion."

YOU do not know me and are therefore arrogant to make such a statement.

When I was 16 I fell out of the top of a tall tree
and crushed several vertbre. I was in pain every day for several years. I went to a healing service and prayed to Jesus and was healed. This is the type of testimony the arrogant and foolish will never understand. We will go to heaven for our faith in Jesus.

Those who love evil and willingly break God's commands will die!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
Libra II
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I guess you went golfing with goebles too, op. Nazi B******
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So many atheists on this board, it's really sickening. I hope you all know you're going to rot in hell so continue to bad mouth the Lord. OP, God bless you and keep doing what you're doing. Don't let these future hell dwellers affect your spreading of God's word.

When Judgment Day comes all your eyes will be opened.. but it will be too late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 985009

bump I pray that billions of people will understand that this planet is dying. Everyone will have to make a choice between goodness and evil.

The Truth is clear to All!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Religion for you is just an insurance policy.

You are an idiot.

I do not belong to a "Religion."

YOU do not know me and are therefore arrogant to make such a statement.

When I was 16 I fell out of the top of a tall tree
and crushed several vertbre. I was in pain every day for several years. I went to a healing service and prayed to Jesus and was healed. This is the type of testimony the arrogant and foolish will never understand. We will go to heaven for our faith in Jesus.

Those who love evil and willingly break God's commands will die!
 Quoting: Once4All


Some other poor f-up fell from a tree and called upon some one else and was "cured". Who cares who he called upon.
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So, Jesus speaks to you, huh?

-------slowly backing out of the room with a nevous smile on my face----
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 958375

Why? Jesus has had His friends for centuries!

Perhaps YOU are ignorant regarding the things of God!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
Once4All (OP)
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I don't wanna be with Jesus for eternity. He always eats my food in the fridge!

rockon I suddenly understand the definition of foolish.

I personally believe stupidity is the hardest thing to understand! God gave us all a brain but few use it!

Ribbit rose
 Quoting: Butt Ugly Toad

Once again you speak the truth Toad.

I'm very happy to see you have faith.

Beyond that, thank you for judging my words and not me!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Religion for you is just an insurance policy.

You are an idiot.

I do not belong to a "Religion."

YOU do not know me and are therefore arrogant to make such a statement.

When I was 16 I fell out of the top of a tall tree
and crushed several vertbre. I was in pain every day for several years. I went to a healing service and prayed to Jesus and was healed. This is the type of testimony the arrogant and foolish will never understand. We will go to heaven for our faith in Jesus.

Those who love evil and willingly break God's commands will die!
 Quoting: Once4All


So WTF were you healed of?
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Hey! I am Jesus and no body is listening to me!

I do not know what your last name is but...

Millions are listening to Jesus Christ, the Son of God

and some Nations have been listening to Him

for many years.

I hope you overcome your ignorance!


Death of the North American Indians - and many others.
 Quoting: Libra II 416981

Yes. People have abused the name of God for many years.

However, YOU cannot use the sin of others to sin yourself.

YOU must choose good over evil and to obey the commands of God!

Jesus knows YOU and expects your faith because He has made Himself [Goodness] clear to everyone.
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
Libra II
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Hey! I am Jesus and no body is listening to me!

I do not know what your last name is but...

Millions are listening to Jesus Christ, the Son of God

and some Nations have been listening to Him

for many years.

I hope you overcome your ignorance!


Death of the North American Indians - and many others.

Yes. People have abused the name of God for many years.

However, YOU cannot use the sin of others to sin yourself.

YOU must choose good over evil and to obey the commands of God!

Jesus knows YOU and expects your faith because He has made Himself [Goodness] clear to everyone.
 Quoting: Once4All

The "Commendatore Scene", right?
The Anti-Hero

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And he says "You're all fired... Literally."macgun

lol
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Religion for you is just an insurance policy.

You are an idiot.

I do not belong to a "Religion."

YOU do not know me and are therefore arrogant to make such a statement.

When I was 16 I fell out of the top of a tall tree
and crushed several vertbre. I was in pain every day for several years. I went to a healing service and prayed to Jesus and was healed. This is the type of testimony the arrogant and foolish will never understand. We will go to heaven for our faith in Jesus.

Those who love evil and willingly break God's commands will die!


So WTF were you healed of?
 Quoting: Libra II 416981

I was healed of a pain in my back I had for several years.

I could not wash my face without supporting myself by placing my forearms across the front of the sink. I would place my forearms on the front of the sink and splash water on my face. I saw the X-rays. Vertbre in my lower back were crushed. People said I would be in pain for the rest of my life...................NOT. Thank you Jesus!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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05/28/2010 08:01 PM
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YOU have two choices!

What's it going to be?

1. Live in a made-up fantasy world where you don't think for yourself
2. Live in reality
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So many atheists on this board, it's really sickening. I hope you all know you're going to rot in hell so continue to bad mouth the Lord. OP, God bless you and keep doing what you're doing. Don't let these future hell dwellers affect your spreading of God's word.

When Judgment Day comes all your eyes will be opened.. but it will be too late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 985009


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Libra II
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YOU have two choices!

What's it going to be?

1. Live in a made-up fantasy world where you don't think for yourself
2. Live in reality
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 928561

Great news, but.... you quote when you want, and not when you should.
Libra II
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Religion for you is just an insurance policy.

You are an idiot.

I do not belong to a "Religion."

YOU do not know me and are therefore arrogant to make such a statement.

When I was 16 I fell out of the top of a tall tree
and crushed several vertbre. I was in pain every day for several years. I went to a healing service and prayed to Jesus and was healed. This is the type of testimony the arrogant and foolish will never understand. We will go to heaven for our faith in Jesus.

Those who love evil and willingly break God's commands will die!


So WTF were you healed of?

I was healed of a pain in my back I had for several years.

I could not wash my face without supporting myself by placing my forearms across the front of the sink. I would place my forearms on the front of the sink and splash water on my face. I saw the X-rays. Vertbre in my lower back were crushed. People said I would be in pain for the rest of my life...................NOT. Thank you Jesus!
 Quoting: Once4All



I'll try again.



Great news, but.... you quote when you want, and not when you should.
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I guess you went golfing with goebles too, op. Nazi B******
 Quoting: Libra II 416981

I have no idea what 'goebles' means.

The Good News of Jesus is that God loves everyone

and that YOU can have Eternal LIfe

through Jesus Christ!

Your rational mind should be able to understand that Jesus is the true Son of God who has opened the gates to Heaven for all who believe!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Goodbye for now....

I need to spend a few hours with my beloved wife!

Will pick up the conversation soon!!!

Post your comments and I will do my best to get back to YOU!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
Libra II
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I guess you went golfing with goebles too, op. Nazi B******

I have no idea what 'goebles' means.

The Good News of Jesus is that God loves everyone

and that YOU can have Eternal LIfe

through Jesus Christ!

Your rational mind should be able to understand that Jesus is the true Son of God who has opened the gates to Heaven for all who believe!
 Quoting: Once4All


Well if God loves us all, what is your problem? Yes, listen to your wife, I'm sure she knows better than you.
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I don't wanna be with Jesus for eternity. He always eats my food in the fridge!

rockon I suddenly understand the definition of foolish.

I personally believe stupidity is the hardest thing to understand! God gave us all a brain but few use it!

Ribbit rose

Once again you speak the truth Toad.

I'm very happy to see you have faith.

Beyond that, thank you for judging my words and not me!
 Quoting: Once4All

I try not to judge but stupidity does get me at times. I'm working on it though. hf

My Faith is Unbreakable, like the movie! thumbs

Once you kNow the Truth, the wHole Thruth, and kNothing butt the Truth, how can you deny the Truth? hmm

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"To pee or not to pee, that is the question!" - Old Toad Proverb

“Unbeknownst to most, Kindness is not a STD, so pass it on!” – Old Toad Proverb

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Butt Ugly Toad

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Goodbye for now....

I need to spend a few hours with my beloved wife!

Will pick up the conversation soon!!!

Post your comments and I will do my best to get back to YOU!
 Quoting: Once4All

You sound like a friend of mine, Timothy! hearts

Ribbit rose

"To pee or not to pee, that is the question!" - Old Toad Proverb

“Unbeknownst to most, Kindness is not a STD, so pass it on!” – Old Toad Proverb

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05/28/2010 08:36 PM
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Jesus or NO Jesus. He doesn't makes any difference. Sinners or Holy man ... no one escaped death here on earth.
So,,,, the Moral of the story ------>
Instead of making silly predictions or guidelines don't Jesus have any thing better to do ? If so, He can go surf the porns.
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Goodbye for now....

I need to spend a few hours with my beloved wife!

Will pick up the conversation soon!!!

Post your comments and I will do my best to get back to YOU!
 Quoting: Once4All

But who is the wife, op? Are you the wife of Jesus by any chance? You know the scriptures, right?
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Goodbye for now....

I need to spend a few hours with my beloved wife!

Will pick up the conversation soon!!!

Post your comments and I will do my best to get back to YOU!

But who is the wife, op? Are you the wife of Jesus by any chance? You know the scriptures, right?
 Quoting: Libra II 416981

Getting creepy now, right, op?
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Goodbye for now....

I need to spend a few hours with my beloved wife!

Will pick up the conversation soon!!!

Post your comments and I will do my best to get back to YOU!

But who is the wife, op? Are you the wife of Jesus by any chance? You know the scriptures, right?

Getting creepy now, right, op?
 Quoting: Libra II 416981

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