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The Lord Jesus Says, "The End Is Near!"

 
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I wish I could laugh at the stupidity of the religious instead of being completely perplexed. It's almost too stupid to laugh at.
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interesting how so many people are attracted to a place called GOD LIKE PRODUCTIONS and then proceed to trash everything on the site that refers to 'God'.
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k, thanks...for the record i am the one who posted that all this mess is laid out in psalms 109, and how the books of psalm correlate to the same year as the chapter....chapter 1 being = 1901, Chapter 2 = 1902 and so forth... Read 109 for 2009 and think who was elected in 09' and pay special attention to verse 18. In a nutshell highlights today's news....God speed and thanks again. I'll check the thread.

bump

Your nothing but a white rabbit, op.
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This one, I WILL FOLLOW!!! End Matrix!!!
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I wish I could laugh at the stupidity of the religious instead of being completely perplexed. It's almost too stupid to laugh at.


interesting how so many people are attracted to a place called GOD LIKE PRODUCTIONS and then proceed to trash everything on the site that refers to 'God'.
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They are self-made-gods....Soon to be Crushed By Almighty God!!! Loving it and cant wait to see the end result!!!
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I wish I could laugh at the stupidity of the religious instead of being completely perplexed. It's almost too stupid to laugh at.


interesting how so many people are attracted to a place called GOD LIKE PRODUCTIONS and then proceed to trash everything on the site that refers to 'God'.
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+1
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

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EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


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I wish I could laugh at the stupidity of the religious instead of being completely perplexed. It's almost too stupid to laugh at.


interesting how so many people are attracted to a place called GOD LIKE PRODUCTIONS and then proceed to trash everything on the site that refers to 'God'.

+1
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Leonardo wept too.
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I wish I could laugh at the stupidity of the religious instead of being completely perplexed. It's almost too stupid to laugh at.


interesting how so many people are attracted to a place called GOD LIKE PRODUCTIONS and then proceed to trash everything on the site that refers to 'God'.

+1

Leonardo wept too.
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Most likely from laughter.
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I believe we all end up in LOVE no matter who we are. I believe we'll eventually find us selves in a situation where we have no choice but to believe in LOVE.

And there you have it.
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I'm not sure I understand correctly what you have posted above.

Are you saying that your consciousness is so far beyond (stuff) like Jesus' Course In Miracles, that it is not even funny?

If that is what you are saying, then what are you doing back here on this world?

You seem to be saying that you presently believe you know more than Jesus, and the Holy Spirit, Who is also our Teacher in studying 'A Course In Miracles'?

You're joking right?

Try taking a look at it anyway, and see if you might not reconsider and be totally surprised and very likely even amazed by it regardless what you presently know.


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 Quoting: T of G 773272



I am not joking. I came to this world to help heal it (as did quite a number of others.)

The one you call "Jesus" (the biblical account of him is very corrupt and largely-fabricated) came here to do the same. In fact he part of my Family.

This world is largely like kindergarten, but there is some progress in some quarters.

ABC
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It doesn't matter who or what name you give the Spirit of Love, to that Spirit. You either have it in your aura or you don't.

A SOUL.
The Operator.
Yolgnu.
Ya e shu a.
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Did death come to life, or was it the other way around? So what is the answer? "Soon we must live."? or "Soon we must die."?
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Did death come to life, or was it the other way around? So what is the answer? "Soon we must live."? or "Soon we must die."?
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In here it depends on the glp, but otherwise...
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"Diamonds are forever,
They are all I need to please me,
They can stimulate and tease me,
They won't leave in the night,
I've no fear that they might desert me.
Diamonds are forever,
Hold one up and then caress it,
Touch it, stroke it and undress it,
I can see every part,
Nothing hides in the heart to hurt me.

I don't need love,
For what good will love do me?
Diamonds never lie to me,
For when love's gone,
They'll luster on.

Diamonds are forever,
Sparkling round my little finger.
Unlike men, the diamonds linger;
Men are mere mortals who
Are not worth going to your grave for.

I don't need love,
For what good will love do me?
Diamonds never lie to me,
For when love's gone,
They'll luster on.

Diamonds are forever, forever, forever.
Diamonds are forever, forever, forever.
Forever and ever."
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The way is narrow and time is short.

You will worship in spirit and in truth, but soon it will be from modern-day catacombs, before our Holy and Majestic Lord returns.

You are witnessing fulfillment of biblical prophecy, and it is time to walk in humble contrition and daily repentance. Even the unbelievers are mesmerized by the signs, but they can't perceive the real nature of what is happening. They speculate wildly and point their fingers in all directions, but never look inward, where the offence (sin) resides: in their hearts. They will mock you, but in return you must love them. "If you love Him, you must walk as He walked."

Bride, your redemption draws near. Stop sinning. Stop compromising your Faith in little ways.

The actual events are not going to resemble Hollywood productions or popular books such as "Left Behind." There is no event in history that can even remotely be compared to the scale of what is about to unfold.

Time is SHORT. Make a start in loving others more than your self. Make a start in submitting your own will to the Gracious and Mericiful will of God.

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, both now and ever and unto ages of ages. Amen.

Matthias

"This life has been given to you for repentance. Do not waste it in vain pursuits." St. Isaac the Syrian
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I chose to die with Jesus.
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I wish I could laugh at the stupidity of the religious instead of being completely perplexed. It's almost too stupid to laugh at.


interesting how so many people are attracted to a place called GOD LIKE PRODUCTIONS and then proceed to trash everything on the site that refers to 'God'.

+1
 Quoting: Once4All


I also find it funny how "Atheists" don't believe in God, but they sure do talk about Him a lot. LOL
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I chose to die with Jesus.
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LOL......why not Live with Jesus? Wouldn't that be better? lol
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I chose to die with Jesus.

LOL......why not Live with Jesus? Wouldn't that be better? lol
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The question was "Die".... But yes. I would rather live with Him... =)
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I chose to die with Jesus.

LOL......why not Live with Jesus? Wouldn't that be better? lol


The question was "Die".... But yes. I would rather live with Him... =)
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Goofy Thum
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I think I saw jesus' penis for sale on ebay!!!!!


I think it went for 22$

Dan shame that that is the going rate for the cock of god.
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Just hope I am still in the Book of Life...
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Hot air hangs like a dead man
from a white oak tree
people sitting on porches
thinking how things used to be
dark night
It's a dark night
dark night
It's a dark night

The neighborhood was a changing
strangers moving in
a new boy fell for a local girl
when she made eyes at him
she was young and pretty
no stranger to other men
but windows were being locked at night
and old lines were drawn again

I thought these things didn't matter anymore
I thought all that blood had been shed long ago
dark night
it's a dark night

He took her to the outskirts
he pledged his love to her
they thought it was their secret
but someone knew where they were
ah - he held her so close
he asked about her dreams
when a bullet from a passing car
made the young girl screamed

I thought these things didn't matter anymore
I thought all that blood had been shed long ago
dark night
it's a dark night
dark night
it's a dark night
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Just hope I am still in the Book of Life...
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You are, just ask for forgiveness and repent. God loves you forever.
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Just hope I am still in the Book of Life...

You are, just ask for forgiveness and repent. God loves you forever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980345

Na. If God loves you, then there's nothing to worry about.

But don't worry at all, cos LOVE LOVES ya no matter what.
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I think I saw jesus' penis for sale on ebay!!!!!


I think it went for 22$

Dan shame that that is the going rate for the cock of god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 999404



So much for Venus, eh?
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I was born
under a wandering star
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The way is narrow and time is short.

You will worship in spirit and in truth, but soon it will be from modern-day catacombs, before our Holy and Majestic Lord returns.

You are witnessing fulfillment of biblical prophecy, and it is time to walk in humble contrition and daily repentance. Even the unbelievers are mesmerized by the signs, but they can't perceive the real nature of what is happening. They speculate wildly and point their fingers in all directions, but never look inward, where the offence (sin) resides: in their hearts. They will mock you, but in return you must love them. "If you love Him, you must walk as He walked."

Bride, your redemption draws near. Stop sinning. Stop compromising your Faith in little ways.

The actual events are not going to resemble Hollywood productions or popular books such as "Left Behind." There is no event in history that can even remotely be compared to the scale of what is about to unfold.

Time is SHORT. Make a start in loving others more than your self. Make a start in submitting your own will to the Gracious and Mericiful will of God.

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, both now and ever and unto ages of ages. Amen.

Matthias

"This life has been given to you for repentance. Do not waste it in vain pursuits." St. Isaac the Syrian
 Quoting: Matthias 999406

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The way is narrow and time is short.

You will worship in spirit and in truth, but soon it will be from modern-day catacombs, before our Holy and Majestic Lord returns.

You are witnessing fulfillment of biblical prophecy, and it is time to walk in humble contrition and daily repentance. Even the unbelievers are mesmerized by the signs, but they can't perceive the real nature of what is happening. They speculate wildly and point their fingers in all directions, but never look inward, where the offence (sin) resides: in their hearts. They will mock you, but in return you must love them. "If you love Him, you must walk as He walked."

Bride, your redemption draws near. Stop sinning. Stop compromising your Faith in little ways.

The actual events are not going to resemble Hollywood productions or popular books such as "Left Behind." There is no event in history that can even remotely be compared to the scale of what is about to unfold.

Time is SHORT. Make a start in loving others more than your self. Make a start in submitting your own will to the Gracious and Mericiful will of God.

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, both now and ever and unto ages of ages. Amen.

Matthias

"This life has been given to you for repentance. Do not waste it in vain pursuits." St. Isaac the Syrian

bump
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Flump!
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I still wish I was a wild west hero.
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Just hope I am still in the Book of Life...

You are, just ask for forgiveness and repent. God loves you forever.
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I love Him too!! hf
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I still wish I was a wild west hero.
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I'll be your hero. I live in the Wild West. LOL

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