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The Lord Jesus Says, "The End Is Near!"

 
Anonymous Coward
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Yep, Jesus said fuck you to the world.

And as much as you squeeze my fucking neck sadists and fry me with your iridium flares. I say the same to you fuck you. Dispicable sadistic bastards.

I think that's what Jesus said too.
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06/10/2010 10:22 PM
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I still wish I was a wild west hero.


I'll be your hero. I live in the Wild West. LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 991470

'We don't need another hero'. "lol".
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I still wish I was a wild west hero.


I'll be your hero. I live in the Wild West. LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 991470

An AC hero???
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Page 6 should be enough for any f-up.
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I still wish I was a wild west hero.


I'll be your hero. I live in the Wild West. LOL

An AC hero???
 Quoting: Libra II 416981


Sure, why not? I can be the hero of all anonymous cowards. =)
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I still wish I was a wild west hero.


I'll be your hero. I live in the Wild West. LOL

An AC hero???


Sure, why not? I can be the hero of all anonymous cowards. =)
 Quoting: TheWatcher


no wonder someone just stuck an AC3 up their ass.
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06/10/2010 10:53 PM
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I wonder how many more of these shill threads are going to pop up here. Its almost getting boring.

Can't you find some other mythology?
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06/10/2010 11:36 PM
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I wonder how many more of these shill threads are going to pop up here. Its almost getting boring.

Can't you find some other mythology?
 Quoting: Zazzummin

Mythology or real prophecy coming true as the Gulf bleeds to death and the National Bankruptcies continue
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Jesus does whatever you want but he will remain there until you say or think something stupid and he will do that too and keep doing shit to you until you lose your fucking mind.
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Jesus does whatever you want but he will remain there until you say or think something stupid and he will do that too and keep doing shit to you until you lose your fucking mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 997260

babble much?
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06/11/2010 12:51 AM
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my balls are so wet
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06/23/2010 10:12 AM
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The Lord Jesus was a fool.

WoW! Respected as one of the greatest people in history by many of the most intellectual people who ever lived.

Seems like YOU are not on that list!
 Quoting: Once4All

Book of Revelation in play before our very eyes!

bump
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The Lord Jesus Says, "I'm not real!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 984868

Jesus was definitely a historical question.

The question is: Was he the Son of God as He claimed to be?

Or, was he just crazy.

I listen to people who can raise the dead, health the sick, and proclaim freedom to those imprisoned.

Everyday is another day closer to "The End."
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The Lord Jesus Says, "I'm not real!"

Jesus was definitely a historical question.

The question is: Was he the Son of God as He claimed to be?

Or, was he just crazy.

I listen to people who can raise the dead, health the sick, and proclaim freedom to those imprisoned.

Everyday is another day closer to "The End."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1025364

The Lord Jesus Says:
"A toxic fire will contaminate the whole world."

"A very troubling time is about to begin."
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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The Lord Jesus was a fool.

WoW! Respected as one of the greatest people in history by many of the most intellectual people who ever lived.

Seems like YOU are not on that list!

Book of Revelation in play before our very eyes!

bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1005049

Thanks for the bump!

The End of Days - as described in the

Book of Revelation

will occure as a result of the Sin of Man....

the lust for power and wealth!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
Jesus was mentally ill.
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[link to answers.yahoo.com]
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 Quoting: Jesus was mentally ill. 975833

Jesus healed the sick and raised the dead.

That is the Authority i listen to.

Not various human philosophies that have no miracle working power.
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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bsflag
 Quoting: Ho_Lee_Kao

If Hitler and Stalin had nuclear weapons life as we know
it would be over already.

North Korea and Iran both have nuclear weapons.... or will
have soon. One more murderous or crazy person could
cause a nuclear exchange and most life on the earth will be over.

I am telling you now, the Lord Jesus says there will be

World War .... and .... Nuclear War.
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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my are so wet
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 999230


In a nuclear exchange millions if not billions could be dead in a flash!

God Himelf will separate the just from the unjust.

The just will receive the gift of Eternal Life thru Jesus Christ.

The unjust will reside in unquenchable fire because
they loved the darkness instead of the light.
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Jesus does whatever you want but he will remain there until you say or think something stupid and he will do that too and keep doing shit to you until you lose your fucking mind.

babble much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 911435




hiding
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Jesus does whatever you want but he will remain there until you say or think something stupid and he will do that too and keep doing shit to you until you lose your fucking mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 997260

Jesus goes out to search for His lost sheep.

It's an anology. He is the Good Sheppard.

The Creator who pleads with us to reject sin
to receive Eternal Life through Jesus Christ.
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Jesus was not a fool, but his religion is a brainwashing machine. I am sure that Jesus didn't invent the bible as it is today, an enlightened being can't be furious no matter what, he/she is full of love and compassion even to thugs and I believe he was enlightened.
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...The "END" is here >>>> s226 rockon
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Jesus was not a fool, but his religion is a brainwashing machine. I am sure that Jesus didn't invent the bible as it is today, an enlightened being can't be furious no matter what, he/she is full of love and compassion even to thugs and I believe he was enlightened.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1040009


He was enlightened as you say. It takes wisdom and power to heal the sick, raise the dead, and proclaim liberty to those in 'prison.'

Holy Scripture is meant to give you the power and wisdom to live an abundant life. it is true that organized religion has failed in many ways.
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
Once4All (OP)
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I wonder how many more of these shill threads are going to pop up here. Its almost getting boring.

Can't you find some other mythology?

Mythology or real prophecy coming true as the Gulf bleeds to death and the National Bankruptcies continue
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 911435


Thank you for your constuctive comment.

Yes we still have ....

the Gulf bleeding to death.

Bankrupt banks.

Bankrupt nations.

Many usa states that cannot pay their bills.

An open border

with several [hostile] nations who have Nuclear Weapons.

Life will change quickly for those who least expect it!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Jesus does whatever you want but he will remain there until you say or think something stupid and he will do that too and keep doing shit to you until you lose your fucking mind.

Jesus goes out to search for His lost sheep.

It's an anology. He is the Good Sheppard.

The Creator who pleads with us to reject sin
to receive Eternal Life through Jesus Christ.
 Quoting: Once4All

I've been looking for the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob for over 20 years. I still haven't found Him.

What's the deal?
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Re: The Lord Jesus Says, "The End Is Near!"
Jesus does whatever you want but he will remain there until you say or think something stupid and he will do that too and keep doing shit to you until you lose your fucking mind.

Jesus goes out to search for His lost sheep.

It's an anology. He is the Good Sheppard.

The Creator who pleads with us to reject sin
to receive Eternal Life through Jesus Christ.

I've been looking for the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob for over 20 years. I still haven't found Him.

What's the deal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 950379

God will reveal Himself through Jesus.

I've known people who have found Jesus Christ simply by going to their rooms, shutting the door, and quietly saying
Jesus....Jesus....Jesus....Jesus...
in a soft quiet voice.

He will reveal himself to the pure in heart
[make sure you are in accordance with the 10 commandments]

Special prayers are heading your way!!!
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Re: The Lord Jesus Says, "The End Is Near!"
Jesus does whatever you want but he will remain there until you say or think something stupid and he will do that too and keep doing shit to you until you lose your fucking mind.

Jesus goes out to search for His lost sheep.

It's an anology. He is the Good Sheppard.

The Creator who pleads with us to reject sin
to receive Eternal Life through Jesus Christ.

I've been looking for the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob for over 20 years. I still haven't found Him.

What's the deal?

God will reveal Himself through Jesus.

I've known people who have found Jesus Christ simply by going to their rooms, shutting the door, and quietly saying
Jesus....Jesus....Jesus....Jesus...
in a soft quiet voice.

He will reveal himself to the pure in heart
[make sure you are in accordance with the 10 commandments]

Special prayers are heading your way!!!
 Quoting: Once4All

Thanks, I appreciate it.

I'm thinking of blowing my brains out...so the sooner He reveals Himself to me, or not, the better!
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Re: The Lord Jesus Says, "The End Is Near!"
Jesus does whatever you want but he will remain there until you say or think something stupid and he will do that too and keep doing shit to you until you lose your fucking mind.

Jesus goes out to search for His lost sheep.

It's an anology. He is the Good Sheppard.

The Creator who pleads with us to reject sin
to receive Eternal Life through Jesus Christ.

I've been looking for the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob for over 20 years. I still haven't found Him.

What's the deal?

God will reveal Himself through Jesus.

I've known people who have found Jesus Christ simply by going to their rooms, shutting the door, and quietly saying
Jesus....Jesus....Jesus....Jesus...
in a soft quiet voice.

He will reveal himself to the pure in heart
[make sure you are in accordance with the 10 commandments]

Special prayers are heading your way!!!

Thanks, I appreciate it.

I'm thinking of blowing my brains out...so the sooner He reveals Himself to me, or not, the better!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 950379

I thought of doing something like that too!
When i firmly decided i would not
and 'promised' God i would be 'good'
is when He finally revealed Himself to me.

You may want to click on the link below
and read my life story.

Peace and God Bless.... like i said, special prayers
are heading your way.
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf

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