How do you bolt something to SAND?

It's fucking SAND!!!!!

Yea, let's just attach a few bolts to the fucking sand and see if we can keep that BOP in place.

I'm a fucking rocket scientist and a nuclear physicst and the president of the fucking lunch table and I say there never was a fucking BOP or riser or any other fucking thing above the wellhead after the blowout....

AND I say there never was an IXTOC

AND I say there might not even be an oil spill now because there is just so much nonstop bullshit about it.