Such total bullshit, of course.

Anyone could have figured that out just from the words in the subject heading. But just in case they didn't...

Toxic Oil Spill Rains Warned Could Destroy North America

By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers.

Oh wait! That's right! The Ixtoc 1 massive oil spill in the Bay of Campeche in the Southwestern Gulf of Mexico in 1979 actually destroyed all of North America, and it never came back.

That's right. All of you who think you are alive, you are just stuck in an everlasting dream state that only mimics life. You are either dead or you were never born. There is no life left in North America.

Sorcha Faal reported on all of this too, of course.