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BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak

 
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This whole thing is becoming surreal.


I concur!
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Surely...

As far as Simmons goes and his information -- and this lake of oil -- BP may not have known about this until this last week when the information became known. As of yet, the government/BP may still not know for sure what is going on.

So far -- this can all easily fit together -- simmons/BP - etc... surely the next week or two will tell.

On a side note -- as I watched the live feeds tonight -- something happened and the BOP/Riser started to shake -- almost as if there was a small quake.

Two Rovers who were holding on to the BOP -- backed off very quickly.

I taped it and reviewed it many times -- that riser pipe was bouncing around in a big way -- and the plumes from the bent riser were noticably different during this time.
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
Great! so um.. its like this

little leaks are popping up 5-10 miles away all the time

say you detonate a nuke on this 1 leak..would not the back pressure suddenly fracture all the other leaks?

so nice.. you have radiation, glowing rock and nasty shit around the first hole but its sealed..hooray!


and 12 more other gushers bigger than the first with NO well cap on them, mortal wounds in the earths crust

nuke them too?

lets have the entire gulf of mexico glowing like a plutonium field of tomaccos
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
Somebody explain..why would they nuke it?? When did Russia do something like that??


you would insert and explosive into the canal in hopes that it would cave in upon itself.
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if we nuke, wont the oil catch fire in that heat - whta is all the oil in reservoir catches fire...that would be the biggest man initiated bomb - it would rock the world like 10.0 or 20.0 earthquake!!
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
Great! so um.. its like this

little leaks are popping up 5-10 miles away all the time

say you detonate a nuke on this 1 leak..would not the back pressure suddenly fracture all the other leaks?

so nice.. you have radiation, glowing rock and nasty shit around the first hole but its sealed..hooray!


and 12 more other gushers bigger than the first with NO well cap on them, mortal wounds in the earths crust

nuke them too?

lets have the entire gulf of mexico glowing like a plutonium field of tomaccos
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Don't forget hurricane season lol.
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Någon förklara .. varför skulle de nuke det?? När gjorde Ryssland göra något sådant??


du skulle infoga och explosiv i kanalen i hopp om att det skulle grotta i sig själv.


Om vi nuke, brukar oljan ta eld i denna värme - vad är all olja i behållaren fångster brand ... som skulle vara den största mannen inledde bomb - den skulle klippa världen som 10,0 eller 20,0 jordbävning!
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
The Horizon had what was called a catastophic accident about 6 months ago. I saw nothing at all explaining what happened. I have a gut feeling this gusher 5 miles away was that accident. I also suspect pressures they didn't expect as the culprit.




Wouldn't the oil have washed ashore a long time ago....if this was the case?????
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It would seem so, but who knows what they might have used as a dispersant?
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I think were all over looking that there just might be a bigger hole a couple miles away. And they're playing around with this little leak to make you not realize theres a much bigger gusher a couple miles away.



OHh man.


how was that leak created?
 Quoting: nott2000



I don't know.. I can't find anything about it.

The Horizon had what was called a catastophic accident about 6 months ago. I saw nothing at all explaining what happened. I have a gut feeling this gusher 5 miles away was that accident. I also suspect pressures they didn't expect as the culprit.




Wouldn't the oil have washed ashore a long time ago....if this was the case?????
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I would move very far from shore oil as soon as possible!!!
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Och vi börjar alla krav på en nukleär lösning.
Bland ett nätverk av Oilpipes.
Hmmmm
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05/30/2010 02:04 AM
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
lets see....

lotsa oil floating around under da sea

we blow it up with the most diabolical thing we can lay our hand on

this May create a huge fire ball

a hurricane sweeps it all over America

SMOKE ON THE WATER
FIRE IN THE SKY

Will the last American to leave, please turn out the lights
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05/30/2010 02:11 AM
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
A lot of you are like a bunch of 9 year olds.

Try thinking realistically.
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05/30/2010 02:12 AM
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
Banker lays out plans to nuke the Gulf


A fucking banker?

blink
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A gang of fucking soldiers?
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05/30/2010 02:15 AM
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
won't a nuke ignite the entire well of oil and methane gas and blow the entire fuciing seabed floor to hell?

It sounds extremely dangerous to me.
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05/30/2010 02:16 AM
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Time for Obama to don his cape......OBOMBthegulf
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05/30/2010 02:17 AM
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won't a nuke ignite the entire well of oil and methane gas and blow the entire fuciing seabed floor to hell?

It sounds extremely dangerous to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 898092


This is where calculations come in
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05/30/2010 02:25 AM
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
Suppose Iran is smuggling in a team with a nuke into the gulf right now. They are going to nuke the gusher and kill it. Good or bad?
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
Does anyone else find it odd that the "best" option to killing this well basically involves the plot from Armageddon?


Armeggedon:
"A group of expert oil rig workers and the military must drill deep into an asteroid and set off a nuclear bomb in order to save Earth."

Reality:
"A group of expert oil rig workers and the military must drill deep into the planet and set off a nuclear bomb in order to save the Gulf."

Hey, I guess if it worked in the movie, and it worked for the Russians 4 out of 5 times in completely different circumstances, then it HAS to work now, right? There's no possible way it could make the situation work!!! Nuclear weapons will save this world!!! Take that hippies! Yeehaw!
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won't a nuke ignite the entire well of oil and methane gas and blow the entire fuciing seabed floor to hell?

It sounds extremely dangerous to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 898092


Yes, they seem to think that 9-year olds!!!
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05/30/2010 02:31 AM
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
So by using a nuke they would also be making all of that oil radioactive and not usable... thus reducing our oil reserves and making us even more dependent on foreign oil. Makes you wonder if this was their plan all along.....
 Quoting: Spawn


No, they would probably discover a new way to "energize' the fuel much like menthol and cigarettes.. A new interaction between hydrocarbons and plutonium...put a "nuke" in your tank. They could also take all that floride out of our water and put it there too.
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
won't a nuke ignite the entire well of oil and methane gas and blow the entire fuciing seabed floor to hell?

It sounds extremely dangerous to me.


This is where calculations come in
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 811621


Actually, I was having similar thoughts. A nuke could go horribly wrong and open up an even greater can of worms. It appears that the whole area is unstable - imagine the sudden increase in pressure inside the oil cavity caused by the pressure blast of the nuke! How big is that cavity? What would happen if the whole thing blew?
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
the simple fact this guy mentioned such techniques used by the russians, means it will work.

fucking ignorant ass americans, & brits cant do shit right!
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something has to be done..their stories just dont add up, but i think it is time for the military..
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yeah right on top of a ammunition dump, drop your nuke and cause fireballs in the oil plumes ,how `s about a rubber spike that can be pneumatic to seal the pipe
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
I think were all over looking that there just might be a bigger hole a couple miles away. And they're playing around with this little leak to make you not realize theres a much bigger gusher a couple miles away.



OHh man.
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Yeah, the "leak" we are working on was done on purpose to distract or cover up the "other leak"....which is what?...done by who? Que pasa aqui?
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won't a nuke ignite the entire well of oil and methane gas and blow the entire fuciing seabed floor to hell?

It sounds extremely dangerous to me.


Yes, they seem to think that 9-year olds!!!
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i think it will work better underwater cause the energy will be more contained as long as its directed directly down on top of the well.
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Suppose Iran is smuggling in a team with a nuke into the gulf right now. They are going to nuke the gusher and kill it. Good or bad?
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Ya ha
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
won't a nuke ignite the entire well of oil and methane gas and blow the entire fuciing seabed floor to hell?

It sounds extremely dangerous to me.


Yes, they seem to think that 9-year olds!!!
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i think it will work better underwater cause the energy will be more contained as long as its directed directly down on top of the well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 954180


Exactly - down on top of the well directing the pressure from the blast directly into the oil cavern, raising the inside pressures so much that the whole area blows.
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Re: BREAKING! Simmons Calls For Obama to Kick Out BP; Military To Nuke Oil Leak
Being more perceptive than most other humans on this planet I get the strong feeling that this disaster is just going from bad to worse. Perhaps others have noticed that as well? I don't know.

Anyway, I worry that there could be unforeseen consequences for using a NUCLEAR DEVICE on the oil drip. Sledgehammer/Nut?

I read somewhere that it would take about 24years! for the well to run dry.

But seriously, folks, this is serious.

Lekozza.



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