Unforgettable Movie Moments (No.1)

this bag of wrenches

"i caught you a delicious bass"

"...We´re gonna need a bigger boat."

"Luke...I am your father."

"Say hello to my little friend"

"Are you talking to me"

"You can´t handle the truth"

"Show me the money"

"Beem me up scotty"

"do you feel lucky?..well, DO YOU, punk?"

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Arnie: Hasta la vista, sucker!
Arnie: See you at the party, Richter!

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"Anikin, you Will become a jedi knight."

"OMG. He´s the One. He´s starting to believe." Morpheus

"Trinity, Help!" Neo

"You are the one, because I love you. So you can´t die. Do you hear me? You can´t die." Trinity

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?

The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Animal House:

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Lena Foster: You never lied to your father? Would you like me to show you at least 500 examples?

Daniel Miller: I said "pretty much" never lied. I didn´t say I never, ever lied. You have to lie sometimes... in an emergency. But, ah, it doesn´t mean the bond is affected. If you´ve got the bond the bond is always there, and if you have to lie occasionally you´re not going to interfere with the bond. You know, the bond can wait for a little lie and... in the end it´s there for you. You know, sometimes in the middle of a lie I found that the bond would kick in... maybe squeeze a little truth out.

First you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me.......BLOW!

Daniel Miller: Is this Heaven?

Bob Diamond: No, it isn´t Heaven.

Daniel Miller: Is it Hell?

Bob Diamond: Nope, it isn´t Hell either. Actually, there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.

Ordell Robbie: Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they´re actually proud of that shit.

Arnie: Sue me, dickhead! (Total Recall)

"need to have a shite!"

"I know you love me"


Debra Winger to her son in Terms of Endearment, a few days before she dies of cancer.

"Tech support!!!"
Vanilla Sky, Tom Cruise

"What you gonna do? Hit me?"

from Drowning Mona

Frankly, my dear, I don´t give a damn.

Sean: And why does he hang out with those retarted gorillas, as you called them, because any one of them, if he asked them to, would take a fucking bat to your head, okay? It´s called loyalty.

"People on ludes should not drive."

hell of a thing to kill a man. you take away all he´s got and all he´s ever gonna have.

"Turn around. Let me see the front."

Rex Home Videos, Part VIII.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It´s detachable.

Was that from "Shaving Private Ryan"?

No, G.I. Jane