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Why are AMERICAN WOMEN SO DAMN FAT??????

 
Starry eyes

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Meet a lot of American women in Korea do ya?
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I am a white American man who lives in Asia now. So don't try to tell me I don't know anything about how evil, immature, bitter, vicious, violent, and MENTALLY SICK American women can be.

Any man STUPID enough to marry an American woman DESERVES TO HAVE HIS LIFE DESTROYED.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19496768


Ehh..there are a few good ones out there. I can tell you right now, that most of my friends I've met through my husband (because they are guys). They are guys..and a lot of the girls my age I cannot stand. I have a few girl friends in their 40s, but that is the extent of it.

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OP is gay and has a lot of repressed feelings! No wonder asians have no balls or backbone. Asian women just take the abuse!
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OP is gay and has a lot of repressed feelings! No wonder asians have no balls or backbone. Asian women just take the abuse!
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Right on time.

1) You're angry and vindictive because a woman did something to you and you didn't fully bend over.

2) You're angry because you can't get vagina, since that is all women have to offer, you obviously don't need one.

3) You are just a psychopath and are probably looking for something to kill, and since you are not a woman, this is abnormal for you.

4) You're gay. (Your dumb ass goes here)
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Why do you waste your time with American women if you are from Korea? Most American men would rather have Korean wives anyway. My brother is a millionaire and he married a wonderful Korean woman. She has lots of energy, respects her husband, keeps their house orderly and is an amazing cook. Moreover she doesn't have an ounce of fat on her body.
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I'm sorry we're so rude to you, OP. It's just that you reek like kimchi.
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Another Korean dumped by his American girlfriend because of micro-penis syndrome?!?!?

Where there is smoke, there is a small penis...

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Another Korean dumped by his American girlfriend because of micro-penis syndrome?!?!?

Where there is smoke, there is a small penis...

kim jong
 Quoting: Saddletramp


I say fuck all fatties with a Louisville Slugger. They cant feel any splinters, and you can just tell them you're hung like a baseball player. Anyone jacked up on steroids who stands around in the heat for days at a time is sure to have a big wang. Of course they have a lot of money to go to the Big Wang store and buy a nice love gun anyway.

Right?

The best part is with fatties you can do anything you want down there, they cant see past their waist. Plus they're thinking about eating while you're going to town anyway...
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Another Korean dumped by his American girlfriend because of micro-penis syndrome?!?!?

Where there is smoke, there is a small penis...

kim jong
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I say fuck all fatties with a Louisville Slugger. They cant feel any splinters, and you can just tell them you're hung like a baseball player. Anyone jacked up on steroids who stands around in the heat for days at a time is sure to have a big wang. Of course they have a lot of money to go to the Big Wang store and buy a nice love gun anyway.

Right?

The best part is with fatties you can do anything you want down there, they cant see past their waist. Plus they're thinking about eating while you're going to town anyway...
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That's quite graphic, and far too much information...

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Another Korean dumped by his American girlfriend because of micro-penis syndrome?!?!?

Where there is smoke, there is a small penis...

kim jong
 Quoting: Saddletramp


I say fuck all fatties with a Louisville Slugger. They cant feel any splinters, and you can just tell them you're hung like a baseball player. Anyone jacked up on steroids who stands around in the heat for days at a time is sure to have a big wang. Of course they have a lot of money to go to the Big Wang store and buy a nice love gun anyway.

Right?

The best part is with fatties you can do anything you want down there, they cant see past their waist. Plus they're thinking about eating while you're going to town anyway...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19503463


That's quite graphic, and far too much information...

cowbonk
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Well, I think you're one of the following, take your pick:


1) Mad because someone Sluggered you.

2) Mad because nobody wants to Slugger you.

3) Want to assault people and beat them to death with a baseball bat.

4) You're gay.
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Well, I always see people in America as lazy honestly, they hate physical activity because they work for 75% of their entire life. So that means, 75% of their LIFE they are doing something they don't want to.

They eat trash food because they don't know any better, they do not go outside because it is hot / cold / boring / etc, and the TV is inside.
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Another Korean dumped by his American girlfriend because of micro-penis syndrome?!?!?

Where there is smoke, there is a small penis...

kim jong
 Quoting: Saddletramp


I say fuck all fatties with a Louisville Slugger. They cant feel any splinters, and you can just tell them you're hung like a baseball player. Anyone jacked up on steroids who stands around in the heat for days at a time is sure to have a big wang. Of course they have a lot of money to go to the Big Wang store and buy a nice love gun anyway.

Right?

The best part is with fatties you can do anything you want down there, they cant see past their waist. Plus they're thinking about eating while you're going to town anyway...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19503463


That's quite graphic, and far too much information...

cowbonk
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Well, I think you're one of the following, take your pick:


1) Mad because someone Sluggered you.

2) Mad because nobody wants to Slugger you.

3) Want to assault people and beat them to death with a baseball bat.

4) You're gay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19503463


Frankly I'm so lost in this conversation I don't even know what to say except you seem to have a baseball fetish!?!?!?

Just hum "take me out to the ballgame" and masturbate those bad thoughts away dude...

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Frankly I'm so lost in this conversation I don't even know what to say except you seem to have a baseball fetish!?!?!?

Just hum "take me out to the ballgame" and masturbate those bad thoughts away dude...

5a
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Baseball, masturbating, humming. All things that are forbidden to be part of my reality.

On another note, if your uncle had balls, he wouldn't be your aunt...

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Frankly I'm so lost in this conversation I don't even know what to say except you seem to have a baseball fetish!?!?!?

Just hum "take me out to the ballgame" and masturbate those bad thoughts away dude...

5a
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Baseball, masturbating, humming. All things that are forbidden to be part of my reality.

On another note, if your uncle had balls, he wouldn't be your aunt...

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And if I had no baseball, couldn't masturbate, and couldn't hum, I would have no sense of humor...

s226
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Cause they eat to many burgers!
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And if I had no baseball, couldn't masturbate, and couldn't hum, I would have no sense of humor...

s226
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My idea of humor is forcefully occupying a foreign country, building them a city, teaching them baseball and letting them construct their own stadium, and then nuking them from orbit.

You win!
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youre mean Op!!

stop judging other people. your people aren't exactly perfect looking so you shouldn't be talking.
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fat simpletons
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youre mean Op!!

stop judging other people. your people aren't exactly perfect looking so you shouldn't be talking.
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stop telling others what to so. are you fat bro?
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You never know what a poster looks like, unless of course they post their photo as their avatar like my dumb ass. lol

So, I think we need to stop assuming. ;)
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You never know what a poster looks like, unless of course they post their photo as their avatar like my dumb ass. lol

So, I think we need to stop assuming. ;)
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I'm fat and sexy and not ashamed! Come on over and lets roll across a bed of Pringles with pillows of Twinkies.
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You never know what a poster looks like, unless of course they post their photo as their avatar like my dumb ass. lol

So, I think we need to stop assuming. ;)
 Quoting: Starry eyes


I'm fat and sexy and not ashamed! Come on over and lets roll across a bed of Pringles with pillows of Twinkies.
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s226

lol Sorry, I have my own American pig husband to roll around with... But, I'm sure there are plenty more out there you can find..

Because this is America where our beaches are filled with ranch dressing and despair instead of good 'ol H2O apparently

Oh god, there I go thinking about food again. Dammit..I have to go eat something. lol
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Tom? Tom Leykis? Is that you? You pudgy little has been!

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You never know what a poster looks like, unless of course they post their photo as their avatar like my dumb ass. lol

So, I think we need to stop assuming. ;)
 Quoting: Starry eyes


I'm fat and sexy and not ashamed! Come on over and lets roll across a bed of Pringles with pillows of Twinkies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19503463


s226

lol Sorry, I have my own American pig husband to roll around with... But, I'm sure there are plenty more out there you can find..

Because this is America where our beaches are filled with ranch dressing and despair instead of good 'ol H2O apparently

Oh god, there I go thinking about food again. Dammit..I have to go eat something. lol
 Quoting: Starry eyes


Sweetcakes, just because your husband married a pig doesn't mean you should waddle past my boudoir of blabber!

For Chrissake! I have a four post bed made of steel I-Beams with a soda fountain that descends from the ceiling! I have Brawndo on tap!!!
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You never know what a poster looks like, unless of course they post their photo as their avatar like my dumb ass. lol

So, I think we need to stop assuming. ;)
 Quoting: Starry eyes


I'm fat and sexy and not ashamed! Come on over and lets roll across a bed of Pringles with pillows of Twinkies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19503463


s226

lol Sorry, I have my own American pig husband to roll around with... But, I'm sure there are plenty more out there you can find..

Because this is America where our beaches are filled with ranch dressing and despair instead of good 'ol H2O apparently

Oh god, there I go thinking about food again. Dammit..I have to go eat something. lol
 Quoting: Starry eyes


Sweetcakes, just because your husband married a pig doesn't mean you should waddle past my boudoir of blabber!

For Chrissake! I have a four post bed made of steel I-Beams with a soda fountain that descends from the ceiling! I have Brawndo on tap!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19503463



I have a couple girlfriends that are looking for a good night just slightly bigger than me..but a bed like that should support them just fine!

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Re: Why are AMERICAN WOMEN SO DAMN FAT??????
Cause we sit around the house all day and eating is mostly our luxury cause we can't afford to go anywhere. I was super lucky cause today was my birthday and my mother took me and the kids out to lunch and we took our car to the transmission shop and I didn't spend very much money, though I did get the oldest a baseball cap with velco on it and a velcro patch of a pig to put on it at the airsoft shop. So, I also paid about 6.00 for ice cream cause I didn't want my mother paying for that too.

Engine on the car is skipping pretty bad, though, and will probably need a tune-up plus the fan clutch we just had put on 3 weeks ago is defective according to the transmission shop guy, so the old man will have to fix that too.

What was the question?

Oh, yeah, why am I fat?

Chocolate is cheap.
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I have a couple girlfriends that are looking for a good night just slightly bigger than me..but a bed like that should support them just fine!

tomato
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Three words:

Hydraulic Car Lift.
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Cause we sit around the house all day and eating is mostly our luxury cause we can't afford to go anywhere. I was super lucky cause today was my birthday and my mother took me and the kids out to lunch and we took our car to the transmission shop and I didn't spend very much money, though I did get the oldest a baseball cap with velco on it and a velcro patch of a pig to put on it at the airsoft shop. So, I also paid about 6.00 for ice cream cause I didn't want my mother paying for that too.

Engine on the car is skipping pretty bad, though, and will probably need a tune-up plus the fan clutch we just had put on 3 weeks ago is defective according to the transmission shop guy, so the old man will have to fix that too.

What was the question?

Oh, yeah, why am I fat?

Chocolate is cheap.
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It's all good, sweetie..

It is no one's business.

I eat chocolate once a month due to my aunt flow..lol

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I have a couple girlfriends that are looking for a good night just slightly bigger than me..but a bed like that should support them just fine!

tomato
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Three words:

Hydraulic Car Lift.
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Re: Why are AMERICAN WOMEN SO DAMN FAT??????
It's the style. Young women are leading the way and were running around flaunting their fat bare bellies for years before the older women caught on.

It isn't a politically and elite-dominated media approved fashion so if you read/hear about it at all it is disparaging.

Fat women were all the rage in eastern Europe throughout the late 20th century, and in parts of the mideast as well. I know a lady from lebanon whose husband was miserable if she was less than 200 lbs. on her 5 foot frame.

What's funny is watching the media go ape cause people aren't following their dictates, even when perhaps the result isn't nice to behold.

yet another form of rebellion

Rebellion, like smoking cigarettes, for example, against the dictates of parents, teachers, and big brother, isn't always pleasant to see or do, nor wise.

I'm enjoying it, though, and getting a big laugh that the media refuses to recognize a fashion fad/trend when it isn't of their liking.

LOL
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During the Tang dynasty, there were many years when the women were fat, and their statuary shows them that way. Only at the end of the dynasty, just before their overthrow, did the fashion turn to the thin woman.

The dutch also had a huge period when the fashion was to look absolutely pregnant, even using frames under their dresses to sport that look. See the paintins of VerMeer and that period.

The Victorians liked heavy women, and I remember seeing old padded corsets and girdles that were padded in the read and sides (thighs) to make the thin woman look more appealing.

Our dictatorship of media and government has their agenda, and the people couldn't care less. To present the fashion as a crime of health is akin to trying to stop them smoking pot, or drinking alchohol in the 1930's. We all know how that's working out.

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