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BP just announced the replacement well-head is back-order, but as soon as they get it they will get on it ASAP

 
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BP just announced the replacement well-head is back-order, but as soon as they get it they will get on it ASAP
Enjoy the weather is what I believe they said to Gulf coastal residents.

I think BP is done putzing around 5000 ft under water.

-- They first lowered a 125-ton steel dome.

-- They then lowered a 2-ton Top cock.

-- They then did a pipe-in-pipe insertion.

-- They then tried some mud wrestling.

Now they're gonna do the sensible thing.

The sensible thing normal people do when things break is change broken and defective equipment. I know this all may sound silly for the best minds on GLP but its what normal everyday people do under emergency circumstances!

bump oil
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I think BP is done putzing around 5000 ft under water.

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No, no, I stand corrected BP will not wait idling their oily fingers while the new well-head sits back-order.

"BP is beginning preparations for a new attempt to curb the massive spill from its leaking well in the Gulf of Mexico."

The firm plans to lower a containment cap over the well in the hope that most of the oil can be piped to the surface.
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
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When this fails, again, I hope the new well-head will have arrived so that BP can begin to rebuild from the seafloor up to another oil-rig and continue their oily business.

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Its just a exact repeat of the late 70's nothing to see here.
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Its just a exact repeat of the late 70's nothing to see here.
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Nothing to see? -- I beg to differ!

There were earthquakes on the east coast as well as the west coast during that spill.

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Re: BP just announced the replacement well-head is back-order, but as soon as they get it they will get on it ASAP
I think the company that makes the well-head won't be able to manufacture a new one until August.

"On Sunday, White House energy adviser Carol Browner said the Gulf of Mexico oil spill was the worst environmental disaster the US has faced. She also said the US was "prepared for the worst scenario" that the leak might not be stopped before August".
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
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Yup, the US government is ready for the worst case scenario.

Mr Obama has done a splendid job thus far and is exemplary of whats to come from the executive office. Expect the same commitment and resolve. Yup!

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Re: BP just announced the replacement well-head is back-order, but as soon as they get it they will get on it ASAP
"BP is beginning preparations for a new attempt to curb the massive spill from its leaking well in the Gulf of Mexico."

The firm plans to lower a containment cap over the well in the hope that most of the oil can be piped to the surface.
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
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BP is already priming awaiting residents of the Gulf and of the Earth that they will fail miserably, again!

"However, BP said the operation had never been carried out at a depth of 5,000ft and "the successful deployment of the containment system cannot be assured".
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
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However, BP said the operation had never been carried out at a depth of 5,000ft
However, BP said the operation had never been carried out at a depth of 5,000ft

HEY YOU FAWKIN BRITISH PRICKS,

WHY DON'T YOU CARRY-OUT THE OPERATIONS YOU'VE DONE AT 5000ft,

LIKE PUTTING IN ANOTHER WELL-HEAD REPLACING THE BROKEN ONE!

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This is all from the same link.

"BP chief operating officer Doug Suttles said at the weekend that even if it worked it would only capture a majority of the spill.

The White House said the president had been informed that the flow rate could increase by as much as 20% until the containment device was applied over the leak.

The system is similar to a previous containment dome plan that failed."
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
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Well there you have it folks.

IT WILL BE A SIMILAR FAIL TO THE ONE BEFORE!

BP has shown consistency and so has the President.

I trust we can feel extremely secure under the guide-full eyes of the US government for allowing another plan similar to failed one before.

Expect more consistency to come from BP and W-H.

peace
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"BP is beginning preparations for a new attempt to curb the massive spill from its leaking well in the Gulf of Mexico."

The firm plans to lower a containment cap over the well in the hope that most of the oil can be piped to the surface.
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
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You can all rest assured that this containment device comes equipped with a fart-gas (methane) de-icer!

We wouldn't want the earth's farts to freeze up the containment cap, again!

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Enjoy the weather is what I believe they said to Gulf coastal residents.

I think BP is done putzing around 5000 ft under water.

-- They first lowered a 125-ton steel dome.

-- They then lowered a 2-ton Top cock.

-- They then did a pipe-in-pipe insertion.

-- They then tried some mud wrestling.

Now they're gonna do the sensible thing.

The sensible thing normal people do when things break is change broken and defective equipment. I know this all may sound silly for the best minds on GLP but its what normal everyday people do under emergency circumstances!

bump oil
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1 week before they get it.
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This is all from the same link.

"BP chief operating officer Doug Suttles said at the weekend that even if it worked it would only capture a majority of the spill.

The White House said the president had been informed that the flow rate could increase by as much as 20% until the containment device was applied over the leak.

The system is similar to a previous containment dome plan that failed."
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
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Well there you have it folks.

IT WILL BE A SIMILAR FAIL TO THE ONE BEFORE!

BP has shown consistency and so has the President.

I trust we can feel extremely secure under the guide-full eyes of the US government for allowing another plan similar to failed one before.

Expect more consistency to come from BP and W-H.

peace
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This is BP's fucking game not the government.

THE GOVERNMENT HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO EVEN DO!

Look i know this just about blaming obama but its getting a bit tired.
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1 week before they get it.
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norespect
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This is BP's fucking game not the government.

THE GOVERNMENT HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO EVEN DO!

Look i know this just about blaming obama but its getting a bit tired.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 986772

YAWN -- The best minds of GLP!

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US government confirms with documentation a HUGE earthquake to hit on American soil before August, albeit indirectly.

The last time the Gulf of Mexico experienced such a disaster was in 1979 with Mexican oil rig Ixtoc I on June 3. The well was brought under control in March, 1980.
[link to gcaptain.com]

Just a few months into that disaster California and New York experienced greater volume of earthquakes.

CALIFORNIA
August 6, 1979 5.7 Coyote Lake
October 15, 1979 6.5 Imperial Valley
January 24, 1980 5.8 Livermore
May 25, 1980 6.1 Mammoth Lakes
May 25, 1980 5.9 Mammoth Lakes
May 25, 1980 5.8 Mammoth Lakes
May 27, 1980 6.0 Mammoth Lakes
June 9, 1980 6.4 Victoria, B.C.
November 8, 1980 7.2 W. of Eureka
[link to earthquake.usgs.gov]

NEW YORK
1979 & 1980 - New York State and the adjacent areas experienced 131 earthquakes of magnitude 1 to 5.
[link to www.geo.mtu.edu]

On Sunday, White House energy adviser Carol Browner said the Gulf of Mexico oil spill was the worst environmental disaster the US has faced. She also said the US was "prepared for the worst scenario" that the leak might not be stopped before August.
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]

"prepared for the worst scenario"
"prepared for the worst scenario"
"prepared for the worst scenario"
"prepared for the worst scenario"
"prepared for the worst scenario"
"prepared for the worst scenario"

The worst case scenario is being created by the same people who are pretending to be doing something about the spill.

The worst case scenario is a massive earthquake on American soil fulfilling the 6th seal of Revelation.

But don't, worry Mr Obama passed the health care bill all Americans will be needing when rubble sit compressing over them and iron rods lodged through their bodies. You'll be stitched up again, but many will die, millions, fulfilling the 5th seal as well.

The same force that ripped open the sea floor and destroying the rig will await patiently as these British Pricks pretend to do everything but the sensible thing and replace the broken well-head for a new one and bleed Nature's lubricant from underneath the Northern continent then will that same supernatural force along with his rebellious angels and create another disaster.

hf
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Relief for Gulf is 2 months away with another well.
[link to finance.yahoo.com]

Told you!

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For the bid to succeed, the bore hole must precisely intersect the damaged well. If it misses, BP will have to back up its drill, plug the hole it just created, and try again.

For the bid to succeed, the bore hole must precisely intersect the damaged well. If it misses, BP will have to back up its drill, plug the hole it just created, and try again.

For the bid to succeed, the bore hole must precisely intersect the damaged well. If it misses, BP will have to back up its drill, plug the hole it just created, and try again.

For the bid to succeed, the bore hole must precisely intersect the damaged well. If it misses, BP will have to back up its drill, plug the hole it just created, and try again.

For the bid to succeed, the bore hole must precisely intersect the damaged well. If it misses, BP will have to back up its drill, plug the hole it just created, and try again.

[link to finance.yahoo.com]
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BP should replace the broken well-head with a new one or plug the existing hole.

BP should replace the broken well-head with a new one or plug the existing hole.

BP should replace the broken well-head with a new one or plug the existing hole.

BP should replace the broken well-head with a new one or plug the existing hole.

BP should replace the broken well-head with a new one or plug the existing hole.
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They are going to destroy the Gulf sea floor even further now to accelerate the earthquake as foretold in Revelation.

In the meantime, BP is turning to another risky procedure federal officials acknowledge will likely, at least temporarily, cause 20 percent more oil -- at least 100,000 gallons a day -- to add to the gusher.
[link to finance.yahoo.com]
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All of these caps and domes they are now lowering are TNT-charges that will go under that Giant dome that is still down there the one they used with the 2-ton TNT called top-hat.

After they exploded that charge the President tripled the workers to the Gulf because the TNT charge tripled the amount of oil the cracked seabed was releasing.

WAKE-UP AMERICANS!

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Didn't they just open up the well pipe 20% more? They did it without having the capping parts ready?

Are these bastards stupid? My God! I make my lunch with more logic than this!!!
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Didn't they just open up the well pipe 20% more? They did it without having the capping parts ready?

Are these bastards stupid? My God! I make my lunch with more logic than this!!!
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