This is truely sounding like revelations.

You people must realize that God will not allow you to harm Israel or his people. And we all know what a temper God has and how he can put the smack down.

WE are ALL (including myself) fucked!

Don't fuck with Israel, Yahweh will destroy us.




Let us pray...

"Dear Lord, we ask you to smite the shit outta those muslim terrorists, and their support groups, meaning muslims everywhere, and 'long with them, alla them heathen bastards that don't git your message, which is that jews are yer very own chosen people. We ask this in your name, oh Prince O' Peace, that you stomp the crap outta all've'em like real soon.

And after ya done wipe them out, we ask that you then wipe out alla the jews too, like you said you was 'gone to. Lord knows we hate them too, 'cuz they kilt ya 2000 years ago, and you promised you'd put a veil over their eyes so they don't see ya as the one and only god - and then that you'd kill'em for not seeing that fact, all 'cept for the 144,000 jews that somehow gits a clue that 'yer the son of god, and that they better gits to convertin' others to christianity lickity-split."

Amen


(If you think that's farfetched, I am NOT making the above up. I've heard stuff like this said with a serious face, growing up in various parts of the US. Oh yeah, fer those of you who think I'm a Chinese commie-nist...Jebus H. Buddha, get a friggin' clue.)