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Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?

 
Only Me
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Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
Went to my bf's cookout and really just ate fruit and salad while the reest of them ate hotdogs and burgers -- problem is....I think I ate way too many fruit and my tummy hurts really bad now.


HELP
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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keep a bottle of papaya extract around. best thing for an upset stomach. it's never failed me.
Is it time for DOOM yet?
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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
keep a bottle of papaya extract around. best thing for an upset stomach. it's never failed me.
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really? lol, how ironic fruit would help a fruit stomachache!
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
Symptoms:

My tummy has super sharp pains that kinda go up my back and I keep burping. I know gross but there ya go
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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05/31/2010 11:08 PM
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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
Finger in the back of the throat has always helped me hurl. Sometimes it's just gotta come up and go out.

Anyway, sorry to hear you are sick and I hope you get to feeling better :-)
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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
keep a bottle of papaya extract around. best thing for an upset stomach. it's never failed me.


really? lol, how ironic fruit would help a fruit stomachache!
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I was thinking that as I typed it. It works.
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05/31/2010 11:09 PM
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I would put a hot water bottle on it and pray for the toilet soon! Good luck OM. I can almost feel your stomach cramps from here! Ouch!
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05/31/2010 11:13 PM
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smoke some weed if you have access.
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05/31/2010 11:15 PM
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ok exlax its been around for along time
then the toilet
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05/31/2010 11:15 PM
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how about this:

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05/31/2010 11:17 PM
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too much acidity maybe? baking soda and water might help....itty bitty sips...
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05/31/2010 11:24 PM

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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
Went to my bf's cookout and really just ate fruit and salad while the reest of them ate hotdogs and burgers -- problem is....I think I ate way too many fruit and my tummy hurts really bad now.


HELP

The pain you are feeling are the seeds beginning to grow. The only way to stop it is to give your BF a BJ and swallow every drop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 988403



but...........isn't that..............................swallowing MORE seed????
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Only Me (OP)
...there is no you

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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
too much acidity maybe? baking soda and water might help....itty bitty sips...
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I am trying this now. Thanks :)
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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how about this:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 968929


Sorry, messed up the embed...

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05/31/2010 11:25 PM
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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
Finger in the back of the throat has always helped me hurl. Sometimes it's just gotta come up and go out.

Anyway, sorry to hear you are sick and I hope you get to feeling better :-)
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Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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05/31/2010 11:27 PM
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Well, at least you've made sure you got your antioxidants for the day, OM! Hope you feel better soon.
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marijuana.
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how about this:


Sorry, messed up the embed...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 968929

oh golly exactly how i feel!
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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05/31/2010 11:31 PM
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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
Went to my bf's cookout and really just ate fruit and salad while the reest of them ate hotdogs and burgers -- problem is....I think I ate way too many fruit and my tummy hurts really bad now.


HELP
 Quoting: Only Me

But they are really good for you. Stomach ache is from the acid. Drink milk to settle it.
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05/31/2010 11:33 PM

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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
Went to my bf's cookout and really just ate fruit and salad while the reest of them ate hotdogs and burgers -- problem is....I think I ate way too many fruit and my tummy hurts really bad now.


HELP

But they are really good for you. Stomach ache is from the acid. Drink milk to settle it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 987952

what's good for me?

not burgers?
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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05/31/2010 11:34 PM
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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
some sodium fluoride laced water and GMO vegetables should help you out
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05/31/2010 11:36 PM
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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
Went to my bf's cookout and really just ate fruit and salad while the reest of them ate hotdogs and burgers -- problem is....I think I ate way too many fruit and my tummy hurts really bad now.


HELP

The pain you are feeling are the seeds beginning to grow. The only way to stop it is to give your BF a BJ and swallow every drop.



but...........isn't that..............................swallowing MORE seed????
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Re: Anyone have any Home Remedies for Eating too many Strawberries, Raspberries, and Blueberries?
Went to my bf's cookout and really just ate fruit and salad while the reest of them ate hotdogs and burgers -- problem is....I think I ate way too many fruit and my tummy hurts really bad now.


HELP

But they are really good for you. Stomach ache is from the acid. Drink milk to settle it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 987952



Some say milk helps...but for me it just curdles due to the acid in the stomach....depends on the person and their digestive enzymes maybe.....
"No guts, no glory!"
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05/31/2010 11:37 PM
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Dill pickle juice. The vinegar will set you straight.

About a shot of it will suffice.
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05/31/2010 11:40 PM
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steal some organs from little dying palistinian children. replace your old hardened bitter poisoned ones with their young clean sweet and fresh ones. live long.
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05/31/2010 11:41 PM
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"Round leaf Buchu" herbal extract.
Agathosma betulina

Link [link to www.ageless.co.za]
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05/31/2010 11:42 PM
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Bananas will settle your stomach.
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Went to my bf's cookout and really just ate fruit and salad while the reest of them ate hotdogs and burgers -- problem is....I think I ate way too many fruit and my tummy hurts really bad now.


HELP

But they are really good for you. Stomach ache is from the acid. Drink milk to settle it.

what's good for me?

not burgers?
 Quoting: Only Me

No. The berries. You have absorbed a lot of biochemicals that are generically known as antioxidants. Were the raspberries red or black?
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steal some organs from little dying palistinian children. replace your old hardened bitter poisoned ones with their young clean sweet and fresh ones. live long.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 988431

Too many toxins in them, they will not extend your life.
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05/31/2010 11:45 PM
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Pile on an entire angel food cake and a can of whipped cream to provide some balance.
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steal some organs from little dying palistinian children. replace your old hardened bitter poisoned ones with their young clean sweet and fresh ones. live long.

Too many toxins in them, they will not extend your life.
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oh well, maybe the turks still got some good ones left. always worth a try and could cure some bad tummy aches

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