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BREAKING - Saw on Riser Pipe Right Now!!! Here we go!!!

 
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YOU KNOW, THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT FOR US AMERICANS....

I'M ASHAMED TO BE AN AMERICAN, WATCHING THIS SAWING GOING ON, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HIGH TECH AND HAVE BRAINS!!!!!!!!!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU KNOW, THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT FOR US AMERICANS....

I'M ASHAMED TO BE AN AMERICAN, WATCHING THIS SAWING GOING ON, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HIGH TECH AND HAVE BRAINS!!!!!!!!!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 988903



This is a British Operation....


An American could have fucked this thing in half by now.

Last Edited by FatalWishes on 06/01/2010 10:53 AM
They should take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity sort itself out.
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Keep gnawing... you'll get er. Have a sip of this Mountain Dew.
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Who's watching porn on a separate browser while this shit it going on???

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come on. get real. the ROV operators are the heroes of this disaster. do you think any of these ROV people ever prepared for this? the tension alone must be unbearable.
BP executives (and their helpful comments) would be well advised to stay the f away from these people.
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bump
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Who's watching porn on a separate browser while this shit it going on???

5a 5a 5a 5a 5a 5a 5a
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Is't the rov feed enough for you to jerk off?
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Who's watching porn on a separate browser while this shit it going on???

5a 5a 5a 5a 5a 5a 5a
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It's not that boring yet.
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Instead of flexing it to break it, why not just cut through the rest. They have flexed it enough to open the cut, that will help the blade not too bind.
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Uh oh... southpaw is back...shaky and nervous, but gets the job done.
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Being that we are in the 21st CENTURY, you would think we would have better technology to SAW things with? Right?

I mean, DIDN'T WE GO TO THE MOON????????????????

yoda
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sorry, this is the real world, not a movie. they were not prepared for this. they are developing plans on the fly and have to make due with the tools they have.
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If they accidentally hit the big pipe I wonder if it will shear itself apart.
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Without a rigid saw attached they are going to have a hell of a time doing this
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This is a joke, this is not going to work
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Is that a sawsall?
 Quoting: FatalWishes


I bet they wish it was... I watch my neighbor cut a 1977 Cadillac into cookies with sawsall and never changed out the blade one!

Forget the rapture just give me Sawsall and a AK -47
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I don't think they need to cut the smaller far side pipe. This side was just a bit out of reach of SUPER CLAW
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06/01/2010 10:59 AM
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This entire thing reminds me of Capricorn One....

Or maybe the moments before the Hindenburg disaster.....
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06/01/2010 11:01 AM
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Why didn't they put cutting blades on that pincer.

But they want to salvage this pipe yet. They haven't done anything that would shut is once and for all.
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Anyone who has ever sawed a piece of large pipe with a circular blade knows how difficult it is when you cant hold the saw true and square


Who's the dumbass here?
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so what happens when they cut through this thing. obviously it isnt accomplishing much. nothing is comming out of it. Yay! We Cut a Pipe!!
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WRONG TOOL, NEED SAWSALL...STAT.
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This one is done.
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06/01/2010 11:03 AM
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Anyone who has ever sawed a piece of large pipe with a circular blade knows how difficult it is when you cant hold the saw true and square


Who's the dumbass here?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 749930




+100
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Is that a sawsall?


I bet they wish it was... I watch my neighbor cut a 1977 Cadillac into cookies with sawsall and never changed out the blade one!

Forget the rapture just give me Sawsall and a AK -47
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Yeah for a minute at the bottom it looked like they had a sawsall going.
They should take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity sort itself out.
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HEY TARDS...WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THAT FUCKING AMAZING BALCK TECH YOU RETRO ENGINEERED FROM THE ROSWELL CARSH????

ahahahaahahaha.....
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This is boring as fuck. Can I please watch the oil doom gushing out now please? :D
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This is like watching paint dry....
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Damn have to go to work, I would like to see this thing play out. Post the highlights
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so what happens when they cut through this thing. obviously it isnt accomplishing much. nothing is comming out of it. Yay! We Cut a Pipe!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 849986

Thats when the fun starts... Super Claw shuts, Eruption occurs, BP loses another 18% in value.
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Got yer sawzall right here

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