BREAKING - Saw on Riser Pipe Right Now!!! Here we go!!!

HEY TARDS...WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THAT FUCKING AMAZING BALCK TECH YOU RETRO ENGINEERED FROM THE ROSWELL CARSH????

ahahahaahahaha.....

This one is done.

This one is done.


Well, it is not out of the way yet.

Being that we are in the 21st CENTURY, you would think we would have better technology to SAW things with? Right?

I mean, DIDN'T WE GO TO THE MOON????????????????




It's not like cutting through a pipe in your back garden! You have to contend with the drag of tides and currents, pitch and yaw, weight of the ROV being thrown around. Use your loaf, son FFS.


He, I have a better saw than that dimwit!!!

That saw looks like it was put together by some rich MIT douchebag with shit for brains!

what's next?

so what happens when they cut through this thing. obviously it isnt accomplishing much. nothing is comming out of it. Yay! We Cut a Pipe!!

Thats when the fun starts... Super Claw shuts, Eruption occurs, BP loses another 18% in value.

what's next?

So did the CO2 scrubbers they cobbled together with washing up bottles and duct tape, but it got the astronauts home fellah! I feel just as ashamed as the other OP here, as an Englishman. BP have been fucking up regardless for the past 50 years. They don't give a tuppenny fuck about anybody. Guess we're all gonna have to wait for September watching this get worse and worse.

Wow, that is the best picture I've ever seen! You can see the BOP, the giant plume, and the scale of everything... amazing.

This one is done.


Well, it is not out of the way yet.



It doesnt matter. Once they cut the big pipe, this one is free to go.

i missed it all because they were pissing about for so long
can somebody post the best parts?

what's next?