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BREAKING NEWS!!!! BP DENIES RUMORS THAT IT'S ABORTING LATEST ATTEMPT TO PLUG LEAK

 
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I don't understand why this is happening


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I'm very sorry to hear this.

If Thad Allen says the project is still on, you KNOW it's off.

So they went down there, spent millions of dollars making it WORSE, and now they're walking away.

I said in a thread here that they would give up after Memorial Day weekend.



Sometimes I dislike being right.






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sawing a flowing pipe with a solid blade is a bad idea.

just sayin'.

They're are just clearing the lane for that fuckin pincher...and that prolly had a dead cylinder...which they dragged up and repaired....I'm tellin ya dude...this is gonna be worse than the worst thing I can think of....let me grab another post I made...I'll post it in my big thread...give me your opinion of my theory....
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Once the pipe is cut round, they can deploy the maga-magnet pipe clamp device that uses twelve 1000lb electromagnets. Allows super tankers to grab majority of the oil with minimal amounts of water being picked up.
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GOOD!! I'm GLAD they deny that shit.

Because it BULL SHIT. !!!!

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we will saw it

we will cap it

we will fix it


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With todays announcement about Holder going after criminal charges against BP....you will now get the .gov solution.

Leave the Gulf while you still can...


yep... NUKE IT!!! thats they only card left they have to play. And it aint no Ace of Spades. More like a Joker
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nuke will not work ,will only make things worse. did you not hear coast to coast last night?
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we will saw it

we will cap it

we will fix it


we are man

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DAMN SKIPPY!
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So the communist administration really really does lie? sarcasm
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Sawbots are back...holy crap it's like a bad dream...
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Fuck I go do laundry and the sawborgs are back!
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Gulf oil spill: BP hopes to cap flow 'within 24 hours'

[link to news.bbc.co.uk]

They make it sound like they are going totally stop it by all the language they put in their press releases to convince the sheeples that want good news that they have control again... blur the message blur the message... the truth is in there somewhere under the Vaseline

this ought to fix it BP
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Ya know, if those bitches would spend half as much time actually trying to fix the situation as they do flapping their gums, maybe something would have actually happened by now.
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With todays announcement about Holder going after criminal charges against BP....you will now get the .gov solution.

Leave the Gulf while you still can...


yep... NUKE IT!!! thats they only card left they have to play. And it aint no Ace of Spades. More like a Joker
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Oh no... maybe they wanted to nuke it all along, and have been faking the past 35 days.

So the gov can say 'oh, but we tried so hard to stop it, we threw everything we could at it, but have no other choice now.'

Goodbye Gulf of Mexico, you were so beautiful..





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earlier on one of the feeds they were showing (accidentally??) another much larger leak directly from the sea floor. The whole thing going on with the LMRP at the BoP and Riser is all for show and not even the real big leak.
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bump
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With todays announcement about Holder going after criminal charges against BP....you will now get the .gov solution.

Leave the Gulf while you still can...


yep... NUKE IT!!! thats they only card left they have to play. And it aint no Ace of Spades. More like a Joker



Oh no... maybe they wanted to nuke it all along, and have been faking the past 35 days.

So the gov can say 'oh, but we tried so hard to stop it, we threw everything we could at it, but have no other choice now.'

Goodbye Gulf of Mexico, you were so beautiful..





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Sure BP would love to nuke it as R&D for quick fixs on the QT for future fuck ups
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shUT UP ABOUT THE nUKE allready !!

It a last ditch effort.

and more than likely the only one to work.

But life is like "BULL Shit" when you let emotions rule.

It is what it is. Fuck it!
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I really thought WE had better saws n things.
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Political manipulation of the stock markets. Hmmm.
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OILER-COASTER keeps going.
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Guys you are really hysteric. What is 20% more oil out there? Doesn't really matter. Better try to fix it.

according to my calculations, flow will increase 300%. This is a rough number, but it is solid enough that I am willing to post it.
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so what did you calculate that on, a big lot calculator! or walmart calculator
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Once the pipe is cut round, they can deploy the maga-magnet pipe clamp device that uses twelve 1000lb electromagnets. Allows super tankers to grab majority of the oil with minimal amounts of water being picked up.
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good luck getting that apparatus stablized and centered over the top of a stream of some tremendous flow rate.
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With todays announcement about Holder going after criminal charges against BP....you will now get the .gov solution.

Leave the Gulf while you still can...


yep... NUKE IT!!! thats they only card left they have to play. And it aint no Ace of Spades. More like a Joker

nuke will not work ,will only make things worse. did you not hear coast to coast last night?
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I don't need a tv show to tell me that seting off a Nuclear Weapon a mile below the ocean on the biggest known oil reserve 50 miles from the US coastline is a bad Idea. Common Sense tells me that it is a bad idea... BUT, its the only card they have left, and the Berry Administration will have to take over this operation at somepoint and thats exactly what they are going to do...

Id be packing If I lived in the SE right now.
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Guys you are really hysteric. What is 20% more oil out there? Doesn't really matter. Better try to fix it.

according to my calculations, flow will increase 300%. This is a rough number, but it is solid enough that I am willing to post it.

so what did you calculate that on, a big lot calculator! or walmart calculator
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did it in my head.
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nuke will not work ,will only make things worse. did you not hear coast to coast last night?

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I didn't - what did they say?



You know, they'll do it anyway, especially if it's a bad idea.



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Guys you are really hysteric. What is 20% more oil out there? Doesn't really matter. Better try to fix it.

according to my calculations, flow will increase 300%. This is a rough number, but it is solid enough that I am willing to post it.

so what did you calculate that on, a big lot calculator! or walmart calculator
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leave it up to the pros!
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Guys you are really hysteric. What is 20% more oil out there? Doesn't really matter. Better try to fix it.

according to my calculations, flow will increase 300%. This is a rough number, but it is solid enough that I am willing to post it.

so what did you calculate that on, a big lot calculator! or walmart calculator
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You don't have a fucking clue who you're talking to, you fuckin idiot.
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and the latest causality... look what this did to Al Gores marriage! shocked
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OILER-COASTER keeps going.
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"OILER-COASTER" saws of the deep part2,


"hey them der robots is acting weird again we better check it out..."
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You know, they'll do it anyway, especially if it's a bad idea.
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lol catdance
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Fuck you bunch of retards!

All you have to offer is BULL SHIT!!. You have n't even a clue as to what you are fucking talking about.

But that would never stop you from spouting off would it.

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