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BP IS GOING TO PINCH OFF THE RISER AT THE BOP NOW LIVE ON CAM! - UPDATE: CONFIRMED PIPE IS CUT 9:10 AM GLP TIME

 
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Umm not sure which one bt its scanning the seafloor..

Following lines on the floor

Is that a fucking crack??
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I'm tellin yas...this is a really incredibly BAD idea for a lot of reasons....Pincher weighs 24 TONS....when that riser blows off?....there will be 24 tons rockin and rollin on that beat up connection...with all the pressure being pinched back?....I will be amazed if something doesn't blow up big time...That partial cut leak will go absolutely nuts!
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All the twisting will rip the BOP off the wellhead. Then;

abomb burnit dead3
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your second link shows nothing but rainbows bro

yeah color bars

Good clear view here

[link to mfile.akamai.com]
 Quoting: Evil Twin

OMG. Thats a far cry from those little leaks a few weeks ago.
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It looks like Pincher has halted his desent....

He's just hovering at 2480 feet...probably tuanting the BOP....


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Why isn't the cutter going down anymore?
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ROV1 has gone kind of funny...
Water always wins. :sun:
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wonder when they will pull the nooks out of their ass?
a gov spokesman said today that it would be "crazy" and that they were "not considering it"

this makes me think they will try that soon.
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It's Swaying!!!! How is the pressure building like this?!
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Whats the worst case scenario here shr?

Worst case?...it crimps the riser almost closed...the bop blows apart or ruptures under the massive pressure increase...the maybe ruptured well casing just ruptures real bad...blows oil and gas out all along the outside of the well bore...erodes the sea bed around the well...collapses everything...everything blows apart...giant oil and gas plumes pop out of the sea floor all over the place...valves rupture in the bop....man...there are just too many to think about...

This like their worst and most dangerous move to date.

This reeks of some idiot screaming "PLUG THE FUCKIN HOLE!...USE THAT THING!!!"
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You just described my nightmare in short form. If you are right, I'm going to be pissed.

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It looks like Pincher has halted his desent....

He's just hovering at 2480 feet...probably tuanting the BOP....


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Guys go to bP feed they label all bots

Pincher is on Viking Posedion ROV 1
Gusher at BOP is on Skandi Rov 1
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It looks like Pincher has halted his desent....

He's just hovering at 2480 feet...probably tuanting the BOP....


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The Top of The Riser is Trembling with Fear.
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ROV1 has gone kind of funny...
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You just have to refresh it, mine looks fine...still gushing.
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ClawBot is half way there!!

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which rov is showing big pincher bot?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 861380

Poseiden ROV1

[link to www.bp.com]

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It's Swaying!!!! How is the pressure building like this?!
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Poster Ben said its not swaying - its a movable joint at flange
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ROV1 has gone kind of funny...


You just have to refresh it, mine looks fine...still gushing.
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You must be talking about Poseidon...maybe the pincher fell off.
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It looks like Pincher has halted his desent....

He's just hovering at 2480 feet...probably tuanting the BOP....


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Guys go to bP feed they label all bots

Pincher is on Viking Posedion ROV 1
Gusher at BOP is on Skandi Rov 1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 981941


They are all labeled on a pinned thread here
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Looks like Poseidon might have lost pincher...

See if we can re-aquire...here's all the feeds..

Live feeds from Ocean Intervention III
ROV 1 [link to www.bp.com]
ROV 2 [link to www.bp.com]

Live feeds from Viking Poseidon
ROV 1 [link to www.bp.com]
ROV 2 [link to www.bp.com]

Live feeds from Boa Deep C
ROV 1 [link to www.bp.com]
ROV 2 [link to www.bp.com]

Live feeds from Skandi
ROV 1 [link to www.bp.com]
ROV 2 [link to www.bp.com]

Live feeds from Enterprise
ROV 1 [link to www.bp.com]
ROV 2 [link to www.bp.com]

Live feeds from Q4000
ROV 1 [link to www.bp.com]
ROV 2 [link to www.bp.com]
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ROV1 has gone kind of funny...


You just have to refresh it, mine looks fine...still gushing.


You must be talking about Poseidon...maybe the pincher fell off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 989712


They are prolly waiting til we go to bed
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Saw the straps....might still be with it on Poseidon 1
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Fuck me, why is it so red now on Posedion?
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How did BP manage to make a bad situation 100X worse?
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Why is that water so red on poseiden
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In the other cam they're prepping the cap already so once they cut the riser they'll be ready to go pretty quickly trying to cap it...let's hope.
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Why is that water so red on poseiden
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exactly, HELLFIRE DOOM?
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HOLY SHIT the whole contraption just lifted off the sea floor!
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Wow! Now that's some swinging going on.
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ROV1 has gone kind of funny...
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It's probably going through one of those "non existent" plumes of oil.
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In the other cam they're prepping the cap already so once they cut the riser they'll be ready to go pretty quickly trying to cap it...let's hope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 989712


whats left to cap?
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"How did BP manage to make a bad situation 100X worse?"

british engineers?
ever drive a car with lucas electrics?
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HOLY SHIT the whole contraption just lifted off the sea floor!
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