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BP IS GOING TO PINCH OFF THE RISER AT THE BOP NOW LIVE ON CAM! - UPDATE: CONFIRMED PIPE IS CUT 9:10 AM GLP TIME

 
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You think these BP engineers think things through! NOT

Why would you tie those lines out of the way.......

Better not talk about them you might find yourself in a bayou somwhere! Remember Southern Confort or Deliverance....
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Whats that green stuff coming of the cap, did they pop a hose, looks like anti freeze.
 Quoting: Ed_au

Methanol
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This is American history being made. Our kids will be learning about this disaster for generations to come in history class.

I wouldn't count on it....not the way the libs have been rewriting history over the last 80+ years.


I hope the history books have Obama as a one-term president as well. He's botched this whole fiasco as well.
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This will work. They screwed up the easy things, but i was supriesed they've managed the cut. So now i'm a bit more positive. Come on boys, yeeees you caaaan.
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Ed_au

it's Methonal to prevent the oil and gas from freezing clogging the pipe to the surface.
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Looks like they're doing a final inspection of the riser.
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ooops, forgot to unhook one of the blue lines.
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BP engineer 1: Glad you got the gasket on the top had.

BP engineer 2: Gasket? I thought you put the gasket on?

BP engineer 1: Ahh shit! Pull the fucking top hat back to the surface...
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Those blue lines/hoses are going to creat a cluster fuck. Why not tie them above the hat then cut them loose after it's in place?
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Agreed... they do not think things through enough and there is a good chance they are going to have problems with them.
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What is the Q4000 BOT doing just sitting there?
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How Many F'ing times are they going to have to clear those damn blue hoses??? Who designed that???? redface
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Those blue lines/hoses are going to creat a cluster fuck. Why not tie them above the hat then cut them loose after it's in place?



Agreed... they do not think things through enough and there is a good chance they are going to have problems with them.
 Quoting: TraderRob

looks like they might be pulling them up over the hat?
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Let's send a diver down to clear those hoses, never trust a machine when you can do it yourself.
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No Worries this is just a trial run!

We will tie those hoses up the next time we go down.

30 foot at a time. - Length of the drill pipe.
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How Many F'ing times are they going to have to clear those damn blue hoses??? Who designed that???? redface
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It'll be till they brake or get stuck with one of those

stir
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Right at 5000 feet! you would be flatter than a pancake at that depth!
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does anyone know what thoses hoses/lines are supposed to be for?
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I think they only made the whole line situation worse...
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a while back i was talking about 3d methods with someone and i got thinking about it. if they embedded sensors on all the objects down there it would be an easy way to provide a virtual reality type of 3d environment to the operaters. the rovs get retrofitted, all objects get tagged w/sensors that outline the object. get vr for the operators. they could use tactile feed back to "feel" through the rov
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This could take a while...
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Re: BP IS GOING TO PINCH OFF THE RISER AT THE BOP NOW LIVE ON CAM! - UPDATE: CONFIRMED PIPE IS CUT 9:10 AM GLP TIME
Oh my christ....nice fucking birds nest of a knot they got going on under the hat. WHF...they got a bunck of monkeys at the helm over there?
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When they start lowering the hat the blue cables are going to get all tangled again anyway so they may as well just drop it on there now.
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Oh my christ....nice fucking birds nest of a knot they got going on under the hat. WHF...they got a bunck of monkeys at the helm over there?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 527358

Looks like my fishing partners bait casting reel after one of his infamous casts!!
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They have to have a way to secure the cap on. maybe those hoses are to activate the lockdown or are they methanol lines? either way, if they bust them oil will most likely leak out!
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Re: BP IS GOING TO PINCH OFF THE RISER AT THE BOP NOW LIVE ON CAM! - UPDATE: CONFIRMED PIPE IS CUT 9:10 AM GLP TIME
How about this to go along with the livestream:

[link to www.youtube.com]

:-).
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Ye gods! Just have one of the bots hold them out of the way while they lower the blasted thing.
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Anyone know what the "fins" at the base of the cap are for? They just seem to be getting in the way.

To stabilize the hat in flight....
 Quoting: SHR


Could be, or I was thinking maybe they're just legs for it to sit on when it's on the surface, to keep the weight off the grommet.
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the well is going to be empty by the time they get that on there
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This is ridiculous, oil is spewing out and we're being held up by the knot the ROV operators made with the lines.
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its back to work for skandi
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When they start lowering the hat the blue cables are going to get all tangled again anyway so they may as well just drop it on there now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 991393


Houston, this is Apollo: We'll need to abort the mission, can't land now...

This is Mission control: What's going on ? Roger.

Apollo: We've got a bunch of cables tangled to our landing pad :(



Go Figure !!!

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