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Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


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06/04/2010 01:44 PM
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Guess I will stay a SELF CONTAINED UNIT after all. huffy
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so they must have been naked right?
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06/04/2010 01:50 PM
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got a pic of the beaut for you..

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06/04/2010 01:51 PM
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got a pic of the beaut for you..

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Man EATER!
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Sack tapping..sigh...


I remember when the bean bag was respected and sacred...
1Ki 19:4 But he himself went a day’s journey into the wilderness, and came and sat down under a broom tree, and prayed that he might die, and said, “It is enough! Now, YAHUWAH, take my life, for I am no better than my fathers!”
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06/04/2010 01:53 PM
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Only 2.5 years? How long do men get for a sexual assault? Is it shorter or longer?
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A real lady.
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Sack tapping..sigh...


I remember when the bean bag was respected and sacred...
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sorry, but that's a load of bollocks.
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Only 2.5 years? How long do men get for a sexual assault? Is it shorter or longer?
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depends how many fallopian tubes we yank out.
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Sack tapping..sigh...


I remember when the bean bag was respected and sacred...


sorry, but that's a load of bollocks.
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family jewels were the holiest of holies..in East LA you guard your won tons @ all times....!
1Ki 19:4 But he himself went a day’s journey into the wilderness, and came and sat down under a broom tree, and prayed that he might die, and said, “It is enough! Now, YAHUWAH, take my life, for I am no better than my fathers!”
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this is what happens when Liverpool go through a few barren years

they get desperate for ANY trophy!
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Has she given a testesmony?
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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this is what happens when Liverpool go through a few barren years

they get desperate for ANY trophy!
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once she gets 5, she gets to keep them.

and she WILL!

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Has she given a testesmony?
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rimshot
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Has she given a testesmony?

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I thank you, lol.
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06/04/2010 02:03 PM
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fair play to her though

she had some spunk doing that!
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06/04/2010 02:06 PM
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That's just nuts.
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Got to love those scouse gals....
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Brazen testicle grabbing Bitch!
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Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990990


LMAO
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How did she get the testicle out of the sac?

She must have super-sharp fingernails.

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06/04/2010 02:12 PM
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Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

We're pretty cool about GBH in the UK!

1rof1
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i hope she gets fisted by a 300lb bull dyke with massive forearms in lockup
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06/04/2010 02:13 PM
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Has she given a testesmony?
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Well he won't be able to.
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06/04/2010 02:16 PM
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Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

We're pretty cool about GBH in the UK!

1rof1
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I wonder if the little fellas were wondering why they were free so soon, plummeting to their doom, as they were casually making their way up the Vas deferens ready for their nightly swim?
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06/04/2010 02:18 PM
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A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

We're pretty cool about GBH in the UK!

1rof1


I wonder if the little fellas were wondering why they were free so soon, plummeting to their doom, as they were casually making their way up the Vas deferens ready for their nightly swim?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 992361


This whole story is just too bizarre.

I mean, would you pick up the guy's testicle and hand it to him with a suave, flip comment, when there must have been a whole shitload of screaming, thrashing about and BLOOD all over the shop?

This is bollocks!

damned
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Don't know how she had the balls to do such a thing. Shocking!
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06/04/2010 02:24 PM
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Don't know how she had the balls to do such a thing. Shocking!
 Quoting: *Jentle*


Presumably, the victim was clothed at the time, unless it was some kinda Mazola party.

So, why did he allow the madwoman to grab hold of his tackle?

When she started "pulling", why didn't he punch the shit out of her?

It just doesn't add up, at all.
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06/04/2010 02:24 PM
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i love threads like this

brillwitting the night away!

chuckle
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Pure bs the guy would have died on the spot testicles are bound with the main blood artery you cut a testicle and blood gushes out and your dead in a matter of minutes.

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