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Have a look at this pic at a BP gas station

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/06/2010 10:55 PM
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 Quoting: Galaxy


A VERY good catch, OP!
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"Do as we SAY, not as we DO."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979


Exactly!
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06/06/2010 11:04 PM
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Guys.....just a reminder. BP DOES NOT OWN these stations. They BUY the gas from BP and are PRIVATELY owned.
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06/06/2010 11:06 PM
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 Quoting: Galaxy


hypocrites!
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06/06/2010 11:07 PM
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Guys.....just a reminder. BP DOES NOT OWN these stations. They BUY the gas from BP and are PRIVATELY owned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 995044


I'm NOT defending BP, here, so don't get me wrong. Don't attack the vendors. Attack the supplier.
Anonymous Coward
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06/06/2010 11:27 PM
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I bet it would be pretty easy to wiggle out of a wholesale BP contract right now.

Just sayin....
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06/06/2010 11:36 PM
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Its not like anyone who has every filled up their gas tank at any gas station in the USA has not seen this for the past, what, 30 years now?

But yea, they irony... what they mean is that if the nozzle falls out of the tank while you are unattended filling it up and dumps 10 gallons on the drive way, you are going to be buying those 10 gallons.

But then... ah, yes, the IRONY...
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 Quoting: Galaxy


chuckle
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06/07/2010 01:29 AM
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Here's a caption for your smiley:


Irony, not always delicious.
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06/07/2010 02:55 AM
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Union 76..now there was a company with some balls
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06/07/2010 02:55 AM
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Local news, tonight, showed these images and said, that the funnel placed over the plume was working perfectly... yeah, right !

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06/07/2010 03:01 AM
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The PUMPS?!
They do not know what to call the correct end of the hose or what?
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06/07/2010 03:02 AM
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Look at the number near the pump: 19. Then, on the 20th, BOUM!
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06/07/2010 03:13 AM
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 Quoting: Galaxy



Thank you Galaxy! Wonderful!
The irony does make one want to cry though! hf
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06/07/2010 03:17 AM
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Muahhahhahhahh!

I would wear the T-shirt version proudly!
freeone

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06/07/2010 03:37 AM
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The pic is going out of the mailbox, hope you don't mind. I'm sure it will be forwarded and I will get it back somewhere down the line from someone else.
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06/07/2010 03:45 AM
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That sign speaks in soo many levels...
It´s the most tragicomic thing i´ve seen today. Don´t know wether i should cry or laugh...guess i´ll do both.

laugh
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06/07/2010 04:08 AM
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Likewise, the same standard they hold us all to at their stations


the same standard they expect and should be held to...




Sadly I do not want to wait for them to be taken to court to clean it up...so we need to start now...


and it is still gushing....even more than before since they cut the kinked pipe...it is spewing barrel fulls

shark Is this the best plan???
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ShadowDancer

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I bet it would be pretty easy to wiggle out of a wholesale BP contract right now.

Just sayin....
 Quoting: RememberThis

true enough...if one thought their station would be negatively impacted by this, might be a good maneuver, for someone...somewhere
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fortitudo et spes
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When Japan happened I responded: "The Excrement Has Impacted the Rotary Oscillator." and clearly it has.
Thread: The Excrement Is Striking the Rotary Oscillator
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Ego et Dominus sumus amici"
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Ego et mea umbra
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

'Man does not have the right to develop his own mind. This kind of liberal orientation has great appeal. We must electrically control the brain. Some day armies and generals will be controlled by electric stimulation of the brain.’
- U.S. government mind manipulator, Dr. Jose Delgado, Congressional Record, No. 262E, Vol. 118, 1974
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Anonymous Coward
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06/07/2010 04:59 AM
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You should not photograph the stations.

You should set them on fire.
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06/07/2010 05:22 AM

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"Do as we SAY, not as we DO."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979


Ding ding
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- Heraclitus
Anonymous Coward
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06/07/2010 06:40 AM
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Notice folks how the barrel figure has dramatically risen all of a sudden. Originally we were told it was 4000 then it went to 6100 then all of a sudden it hit this 19000 which we were aware of at the start as we heard it was between 20-40,000 barrels a day in truth. See how these sneaks work? Always double figures they give and generally your right or still way below the real figures. So we were told the other day that BP were capturing 90% of the oil now we're seeing its 50% if we're lucky. Pure bullshit! -Craig Oxley

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BP cap captures '10,000 barrels' a day in US Gulf

Page last updated at 19:06 GMT, Sunday, 6 June 2010 20:06 UK
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]

Tony Hayward, chief executive of BP, on the oil leak and stakeholder dividends

A containment cap on a ruptured well in the Gulf of Mexico is now funnelling off 10,000 barrels of oil a day, BP's chief executive Tony Hayward says.

The amount has risen since Saturday, and implies more than half the estimated 12,000 to 19,000 barrels leaking each day is now being captured.

The spill has been described as the biggest environmental disaster in US history.

Mr Hayward told the BBC that BP would restore the Gulf to its original state.

Speaking on the Andrew Marr Show, Mr Hayward said: "As we speak, the containment cap is producing around 10,000 barrels of oil a day to the surface."
At the scene
Continue reading the main story
Madeleine Morris
BBC News, Pensacola, Florida

Pensacola prides itself on its pristine, soft white sand beaches. Hundreds of thousands of tourists flock here every year to surf, swim and sunbathe.

But this year, the area's coastline is tarnished. Countless soft globules of tar - some as small as a coin others as big as a floormat - are washing up on shore.

The beaches are still open, but as oil continues to spurt from the broken well 90 miles away, residents know their troubles are just beginning.

So far the coastlines most affected have been in Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi to the west. But as the leak continues, it's expected to enter a current that will move the oil from the Gulf of Mexico around the Florida peninsula, and onto the east coast of the state.

Asked what amount of the estimate that represented, the BP chief executive said it was expected to be "the majority, probably the vast majority" of the oil gushing out.

"We have a further containment system to implement in the course of this coming week which will be in place by next weekend so when those two are in place, we would very much hope to be containing the vast majority of the oil."

His company, he said, was going to stop the leak and take care of the consequences.

"We're going to clean up the oil, we're going to remediate any environmental damage and we are going to return the Gulf coast to the position it was in prior to this event. That's an absolute commitment, we will be there long after the media has gone, making good on our promises."

But the man in charge of the federal efforts to cope with the spill said no-one should be pleased "as long as there's oil in the water".

Coast Guard Adm Thad Allen told CNN the spill was "an insidious enemy that's attacking our shores".
'Nightmare'

The Deepwater Horizon rig sank on 20 April after an explosion, killing 11 workers.

Both BP and the US government have been criticised for the response so far.
The environmental impact has been described as the worst in US history

President Barack Obama has pledged to stand with the residents of Louisiana until they are "made whole".

Mr Obama has said he will ensure that BP is financially accountable for the damaged caused.

The containment cap is designed to funnel most of the leaking oil to a boat on the surface. It will be followed by a further containment system that involves using the pipes of a failed, previous operation to divert more oil to another vessel; and by a separate method - due to be in place by the end of this month - which is expected to be able to operate in hurricane conditions.

BP is also digging two relief wells which it hopes will provide a permanent solution to the leak - but they are not due to be completed until August.

The estimates for the total amount of oil that has leaked since the spill began vary widely from 20 million to 45 million gallons.

Four states have so far been affected by the spill - Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida.

The oil risks affecting some of the famous white beaches of Florida, whose economy is heavily dependent on tourism.

One-third of the Gulf's federal waters remain closed to fishing, and the spill has killed and injured birds and marine animals.

"These waters are my backyard, my life," boat captain Dave Marino from Myrtle Grove, Louisiana, told AP news agency. "It's a nightmare. It looks like it's going to be wave after wave of it and nobody can stop it."

The oil has steadily spread east, and there are fears it could devastate the shoreline with the hurricane season coming up.

BP, whose share price has dropped by a third since the accident, has been coming under fire for spending a reported $50m on TV advertising to improve its image while the crisis was still going on.

BP says it has spent more than $1bn so far on clean-up and containment efforts since the Deepwater Horizon rig accident.
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06/07/2010 07:31 AM
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Dam BP this makes me so mad ...i know they wont but they should revoke all BP's oil licences and throw the fuckers in jail .....I will get this t shirt made and will give it to friends and family ..... i want them on the streets asking for money to eat .....
Anonymous Coward
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06/07/2010 08:07 AM
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i think all bp gas stations should be boycoted everyone should stay away from them,they are responsible for the worst disaster in modern times and one that hasnt yet finished spewing out oil into the gulf,and we still have no idea of the ecological damge it has cost and what is yet to come,
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06/07/2010 08:50 AM
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lmao

hf peace
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06/08/2010 04:52 AM
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bump
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06/08/2010 05:03 AM
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If anyone has a suggestion for a better text for the smilie
I'm open to your ideas.

:bpfault:

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I just sent that to my e-mail list!

1rof1

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 Quoting: Aquarius 7

That's hilarious. Oh, the irony! That is what the CEO is probably saying since the very first barrel leaked.
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You should not photograph the stations.

You should set them on fire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 995243

Did you notice? Were there plumes and was there a leak near the pump or was there a riser? You just need to watch for these issues before you pump.

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