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WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE

 
Anonymous Coward
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WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE
right now i'm laying on my back. and instead of trying to swat this baby fly thats hovering around i laid still. but it ALWAYS GOES TOWARD MY NOSE, EYE AREA. like its programmed to do it. why else would it do that????
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Cause you got shit for brians.
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right now i'm laying on my back. and instead of trying to swat this baby fly thats hovering around i laid still. but it ALWAYS GOES TOWARD MY NOSE, EYE AREA. like its programmed to do it. why else would it do that????
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They are attracted to the carbon dioxide you exhale.
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Because they have nothing left to lose
Rex Khristos Israel

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Cause that's where the good stink is.
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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Because your head is huge. It's a virtual planetoid. It has it's own weather system.
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Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE
Why do knats only appear after you bring fruit into the house? Are they like living in the fruit or what ?
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some good answers so far
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Why do knats only appear after you bring fruit into the house? Are they like living in the fruit or what ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 966567

When they see you bring home fruits they assume you are gay and make nests in your penis,.
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Why do knats only appear after you bring fruit into the house? Are they like living in the fruit or what ?
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It HAS been said that this is true...
His Royal Dudeness

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06/06/2010 10:13 PM
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Behind your eyeballs is a great place to lay 40000 eggs.

Ask any fruit fly he'll tell you the same.
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
His Royal Dudeness

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Doobie post.

Last Edited by His Royal Dudeness on 06/06/2010 10:13 PM
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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Why do knats only appear after you bring fruit into the house? Are they like living in the fruit or what ?


It HAS been said that this is true...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 991470


And they are fruit flies. The eggs are on the fruit. They hatch and fly away. Always good to wash your fruit. ;)
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06/06/2010 10:15 PM
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It's not a gnat. It's a nanorobot.
Must be a software glitch.
It's only supposed to crawl into your eyeball when you are sleeping.
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Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE
Cause they can fit up your nose easier than big flies?
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It's not a gnat. It's a nanorobot.
Must be a software glitch.
It's only supposed to crawl into your eyeball when you are sleeping.
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huffy
THE DOOM

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Cause they know they can fit up your nose easier than the BIG flies?
Anonymous Coward
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06/06/2010 10:17 PM
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Cause you got shit for brians.
 Quoting: Hawk0


laugh
Anonymous Coward
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06/06/2010 10:19 PM
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Flies like eyes.
Some survive on the fluids produced by the eye.
Sometimes I think about all the insects on the planet and get creeped out !
Rex Khristos Israel

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06/06/2010 10:25 PM
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Flies like eyes.
Some survive on the fluids produced by the eye.
Sometimes I think about all the insects on the planet and get creeped out !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 954745

:hpybug:
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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06/06/2010 11:01 PM
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Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE
They can see the light in your eyes.
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06/06/2010 11:03 PM
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Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE
The carbon dioxide guy was correct. They are attracted by your exhales.
Rex Khristos Israel

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06/06/2010 11:58 PM
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Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE
The carbon dioxide guy was correct. They are attracted by your exhales.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 616779

The surefire way to really piss off killer bees.

*note* Don't piss off killer bees.
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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06/07/2010 12:01 AM
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Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE
do you have blue eyes OP?

if so they think it is the sktyy or water

seriously
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Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE
Cause you got shit for brians.
 Quoting: Hawk0


This was the only funny one.

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