Why do Small Flies Always Fly Towards Your Face

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WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE
Anonymous Coward User ID: 986432 United States 06/06/2010 10:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE right now i'm laying on my back. and instead of trying to swat this baby fly thats hovering around i laid still. but it ALWAYS GOES TOWARD MY NOSE, EYE AREA. like its programmed to do it. why else would it do that????

Hawk0 User ID: 897951 United States 06/06/2010 10:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Cause you got shit for brians. :minimoran:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 991470 United States 06/06/2010 10:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE right now i'm laying on my back. and instead of trying to swat this baby fly thats hovering around i laid still. but it ALWAYS GOES TOWARD MY NOSE, EYE AREA. like its programmed to do it. why else would it do that???? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 986432 They are attracted to the carbon dioxide you exhale.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 988584 Australia 06/06/2010 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Because they have nothing left to lose
Rex Khristos Israel User ID: 908143 United States 06/06/2010 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Cause that's where the good stink is. "And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 980065 United States 06/06/2010 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Because your head is huge. It's a virtual planetoid. It has it's own weather system.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 966567 United States 06/06/2010 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Why do knats only appear after you bring fruit into the house? Are they like living in the fruit or what ?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 994986 United States 06/06/2010 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE some good answers so far
Hawk0 User ID: 897951 United States 06/06/2010 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Why do knats only appear after you bring fruit into the house? Are they like living in the fruit or what ? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 966567 When they see you bring home fruits they assume you are gay and make nests in your penis,. :minimoran:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 991470 United States 06/06/2010 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Why do knats only appear after you bring fruit into the house? Are they like living in the fruit or what ? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 966567 It HAS been said that this is true...
His Royal Dudeness User ID: 992670 United States 06/06/2010 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Behind your eyeballs is a great place to lay 40000 eggs. Ask any fruit fly he'll tell you the same. My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch. "Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill." -Thou shalt remain nameless

His Royal Dudeness User ID: 992670 United States 06/06/2010 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Doobie post. Last Edited by His Royal Dudeness on 06/06/2010 10:13 PM My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch. "Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill." -Thou shalt remain nameless
Anonymous Coward User ID: 991470 United States 06/06/2010 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Why do knats only appear after you bring fruit into the house? Are they like living in the fruit or what ? It HAS been said that this is true... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 991470 And they are fruit flies. The eggs are on the fruit. They hatch and fly away. Always good to wash your fruit. ;)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 980065 United States 06/06/2010 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE It's not a gnat. It's a nanorobot. Must be a software glitch. It's only supposed to crawl into your eyeball when you are sleeping.
THE DOOM User ID: 994981 Australia 06/06/2010 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Cause they can fit up your nose easier than big flies?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 991470 United States 06/06/2010 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE It's not a gnat. It's a nanorobot. Must be a software glitch. It's only supposed to crawl into your eyeball when you are sleeping. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980065
THE DOOM User ID: 994981 Australia 06/06/2010 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Cause they know they can fit up your nose easier than the BIG flies?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 916957 Netherlands 06/06/2010 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Cause you got shit for brians. Quoting: Hawk0
Anonymous Coward User ID: 954745 United States 06/06/2010 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Flies like eyes. Some survive on the fluids produced by the eye. Sometimes I think about all the insects on the planet and get creeped out !
Rex Khristos Israel User ID: 908143 United States 06/06/2010 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Flies like eyes. Some survive on the fluids produced by the eye. Sometimes I think about all the insects on the planet and get creeped out ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 954745 :hpybug: "And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 984892 United States 06/06/2010 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE They can see the light in your eyes.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 616779 United States 06/06/2010 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE The carbon dioxide guy was correct. They are attracted by your exhales.
Rex Khristos Israel User ID: 908143 United States 06/06/2010 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE The carbon dioxide guy was correct. They are attracted by your exhales. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 616779 The surefire way to really piss off killer bees. note Don't piss off killer bees. "And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 701482 United States 06/07/2010 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE do you have blue eyes OP? if so they think it is the sktyy or water seriously
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15662160 United States 05/16/2012 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Cause you got shit for brians. Quoting: Hawk0 This was the only funny one.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64177079 Canada 10/17/2014 01:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Because you're breath smells like shit

Anonymous Coward User ID: 52054931 United States 10/17/2014 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Because you're breath smells like shit Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64177079 unoriginal shit for brains was actually funny They can see the light in your eyes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 984892 might be something to that
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18823443 United States 10/17/2014 02:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Close your mouth and start brushing your teeth.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39550038 United States 10/17/2014 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE they desire the water on your eyes and mouth let them in...
Tugg Speedman User ID: 1165851 United States 10/17/2014 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE They like warm, moist spots to lay their eggs. The exhalation from your nostrils is a beacon to them.
Dragondreamz User ID: 63048412 United States 10/17/2014 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WHY DO SMALL FLIES ALWAYS FLY TOWARDS YOUR FACE Cause you got shit for brians. Quoting: Hawk0
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