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Now I wait. Built a tool at the shop to end this crisis. BP agrees. Big guns coming VERY soon.

 
Heretic_333
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Now I wait. Built a tool at the shop to end this crisis. BP agrees. Big guns coming VERY soon.
Its official.

The tool is like this... [link to www.powertork.com]

But only I only retrofitted the 33 for the conditions of depth. The plates are about an inch thicker. and the whole thing is made out of T1. haha.

Wanted for this to happen since day one.


My wrench will unbolt the flange of the riser. So a cap can be lowered down, be bolted down by another tool.

All that needs to happen, is to have a chain hooked up to the damaged riser, with a chain on the cap.. ready to be lowered down to get bolted.


But it is official guys.

BP said I couldnt break out a 4 inch bolt 80,000 ft pounds. Went down to Lafoushe parish and demonstrated. My hoses didnt even flinch while it was breaking out the bolt they had set up. I have no Idea why they were aggravated afterwards. Kinda pisses me off.

They dont know it yet. But the tool that will be lowered down is the HR-40SF BP SUCKS EDITION rofl the morans dont even know its on paper too.

The big guns are going to be lowered down GLP, I built the riser wrenches personally.

It will only fail If BP lets it. Which I should bet my ridiculous low paying machinist salary... is going to happen.

What ever. Wish my work well GLP. I will not stand by and let my sea die in the likes of an agenda or money making procrastination. I brought 30 people with cameras with me to go qualify my idea. They are going to stop this spill and they are going to do it right.

No more hippie domes.. no more top shots, junk shots, top shots, the only shots after today will be for me. When this shit is done.
A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
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The machinist!

Nice work!
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bump

You guys have no idea how serious I am. It just so happens that I build tools to put these risers together.

So what makes you think I cannot make a tool to take them apart.

The tool is shipped. Now I have officially done all I can.

BP better not screw it up.
A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
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The machinist!

Nice work!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 984306



My grandfather is the hero. Im just his rough necker. Our tools stopped the spill in the south china sea a while back.. gonna try to find the video.

This is serious guys. I just hate the waiting game.
A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
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Well that is awesome work OP. Thank you.
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Some dude said the whole casing is gone, and it's just gas and oil shooting out of the sea floor now. So it looks like there are no bolts to undo.
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If they deliberately screw this up, then I would go Public and tell the whole fucking world.
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Some dude said the whole casing is gone, and it's just gas and oil shooting out of the sea floor now. So it looks like there are no bolts to undo.
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Wait what.. some dude!? clarify dammit.
A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
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great job

BP never brought in the Cajuns to fix it!!

they brought in the Engineers that caused it


seen it over and over again!!!


this one is for you


glass of b



Trin needs to see this!!!!
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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Some dude said the whole casing is gone, and it's just gas and oil shooting out of the sea floor now. So it looks like there are no bolts to undo.



Wait what.. some dude!? clarify dammit.
 Quoting: Heretic_333


I am afraid they having a casing leak down 1000ft when they over pressured during the top kill


they might not want to close off the riser now
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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Some dude said the whole casing is gone, and it's just gas and oil shooting out of the sea floor now. So it looks like there are no bolts to undo.



Wait what.. some dude!? clarify dammit.


I am afraid they having a casing leak down 1000ft when they over pressured during the top kill


they might not want to close off the riser now
 Quoting: Ice



im going to shoot myself in the face. now. been trying to get BP to do this since day one.

NOW THEY WANT MY CAP KILL!? IM TIRED OF IT.

ohhhhh i need to calm down, when was this leak official? i have been busy.
A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
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If they deliberately screw this up, then I would go Public and tell the whole fucking world.
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^^^^^Yes^^^^^
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


Twatter: [link to twitter.com]
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im going to shoot myself in the face. now. been trying to get BP to do this since day one.

NOW THEY WANT MY CAP KILL!? IM TIRED OF IT.

ohhhhh i need to calm down, when was this leak official? i have been busy.
 Quoting: Heretic_333


Thread: BREAKING!Senator Nelson:Casing Broke...Oil Leaking from Seafloor!!!
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06/07/2010 08:33 PM
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A cap kill with a pierced well casing cant happen.

I want my fucking tool back. Ill snatch it off the damn truck.
A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
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06/07/2010 08:34 PM
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Good work! Keep us updated.

bump
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Great work OP!! Only question is: how they going to keep anything on top of that flange to bolt it down under the huge pressure of the leak??
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PIN!
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They have rejected my tool up until today...

I now know why.

And I now know that this is... truly a premeditated procrastination



Guys.. I am going to go to jail for genocide.
A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
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06/07/2010 08:41 PM
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Watch the work live:

[link to WeWhoWatch.com]

12 live BP feeds on one screen.

.
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This whole thread has no use anymore guys. I didnt know there was a leak from the floor.

to hard to explain... I just need to go and give the family the news...

I also am going snatch my fucking tool from SAIA shipping.

god i aM SOO AGGGR$AVVATED psdoabgoIAEDBGOP naegio[bwqo0erighpwehian fg][
A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
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PIN

PIN

PIN

For Cajun ingenuity!
In Memory of Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty: American Heroes, Abandoned and Betrayed.
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Where is it
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Where is it
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Its probably going to just be dropped in an underwater toolbox and left there.
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Its official.

The tool is like this... [link to www.powertork.com]

But only I only retrofitted the 33 for the conditions of depth. The plates are about an inch thicker. and the whole thing is made out of T1. haha.

Wanted for this to happen since day one.


My wrench will unbolt the flange of the riser. So a cap can be lowered down, be bolted down by another tool.

All that needs to happen, is to have a chain hooked up to the damaged riser, with a chain on the cap.. ready to be lowered down to get bolted.


But it is official guys.

BP said I couldnt break out a 4 inch bolt 80,000 ft pounds. Went down to Lafoushe parish and demonstrated. My hoses didnt even flinch while it was breaking out the bolt they had set up. I have no Idea why they were aggravated afterwards. Kinda pisses me off.

They dont know it yet. But the tool that will be lowered down is the HR-40SF BP SUCKS EDITION rofl the morans dont even know its on paper too.

The big guns are going to be lowered down GLP, I built the riser wrenches personally.

It will only fail If BP lets it. Which I should bet my ridiculous low paying machinist salary... is going to happen.

What ever. Wish my work well GLP. I will not stand by and let my sea die in the likes of an agenda or money making procrastination. I brought 30 people with cameras with me to go qualify my idea. They are going to stop this spill and they are going to do it right.

No more hippie domes.. no more top shots, junk shots, top shots, the only shots after today will be for me. When this shit is done.
 Quoting: Heretic_333

Excellent work Heretic_333! Another Nobel Prize to ya.

As BP is mainly interested in securing as much oil flow as possible, maybe they'll use HR-40SF to get a secure line bolted on now. Even if the bottem is leaking.
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Really OP? You really are serious?
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I love you guys that are calling for pins but this thread is garbage now. If my tool unbolts the flange, and bolts a cap on. we will have a worse leak on the sea floor.

Thats only if the casing leak is true.
A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
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This whole thread has no use anymore guys. I didnt know there was a leak from the floor.

to hard to explain... I just need to go and give the family the news...

I also am going snatch my fucking tool from SAIA shipping.

god i aM SOO AGGGR$AVVATED psdoabgoIAEDBGOP naegio[bwqo0erighpwehian fg][
 Quoting: Heretic_333


I'm really impressed! You restore my faith that there are good, hard-working people in the world who will step up to the plate and actually DO something in this crisis. Thank you for your hard work. hf Awfully impressed, too, that you even have the skills and knowledge to do something like that.

Don't give up, OP. We need people like you around, especially as dark times come in the future.
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Let me tell you something son, there ain't enough money in the whole goddamn world for you to have to keep your mouth shut if what you have found out turns out to be true. You could help bust those fuckers down to the floor. Hear me? But your conscience is the only guide you have telling you what is right and wrong. You know what to do, but it's up to you.
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clappa


** Please let the rumoured "leak" be unfounded!

If they deliberately procrastinated - and this could have fixed it if they hadn't waited... This is REALLY fubared!
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This problem cannot be fixed with machines-techbnology.
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How much torque is on those those riser bolts and could one of those ROVs handle this tool or would they need a special one?

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