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Hostile birds attack people in Houston

 
The Core
05/19/2005 10:49 AM
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Hostile Grackles Attack People in Houston Wed May 18, 7:24 AM ET



HOUSTON - Like a scene from the horror movie "The Birds," large black grackles are swooping down on downtown Houston and attacking people´s heads, hair and backs.

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Authorities closed off a sidewalk after the aggressive birds, which can have 2-foot wingspans, flew out of magnolia trees Monday in front of the County Administration Building.

"They were just going crazy," said constable Wilbert Jue, who works at the building. "They were attacking everybody that walked by."

The grackles zeroed in on a lawyer who shooed a bird away before he tripped and injured his face, Jue said. The lawyer was treated for several cuts.

It appears that the birds are protecting their offspring. On Monday a young grackle had fallen out of its nest and adult birds attacked people who got too close, Jue said.

Another bird attacked a deputy county clerk.

"I hit him with a bottle," said Sylvia Velasquez. "The other birds came, and one attacked my blouse and on my back."

Two women came to help her after she fell to the ground, and the birds attacked them as well. The group escaped by running into the building.

"This is a very Hitchcock kind of story. Very Tippi Hedren," said downtown worker Laura Aranda Smith, referring to one of the stars of Alfred Hitchcock´s move "The Birds."

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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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i bet he´ll try and sue them for their nest egg....
nerak
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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LOL.............
phoenix
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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AC-that´s bad...their nest egg lmao






edit-I can´t spell today-have to keep editing for errors-I give up....
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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at least they knew to attack the biggest threat.

5a
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Maybe animals are starting to realize how fucked up humans actually are, and how easy it is to scare them. Did they raise the Threat Level in Houston? Maybe their supreme faggot Bush will save them.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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hohum, they are just acting like humans
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Horrible!

They´re acting like a bunch of lawyers.
Shadow Dancer
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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The attacks by the animals will increase and also become more severe-prepare to get rid of the family pet if it goes ´crazy´-watch out for cats too-and all wild animals in these times-there will be more activity of gangs of animals attacking-prepare


This may seem funny now, but I assure you in a short time the reality will be much worse-for a season...
phoenix
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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SD-I hope you´re wrong....
DogFishHead
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Shadow dancer are you serious?
Dee
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Shadow Dancer I have to say I hope you are wrong too.

But I doubt if you are.

It is funny how we go through life and each of us collects bits and pieces of data that we store away then retrieve to use to help us define the reality of a world we live and how we percieve these kind of things.

From my recollections what you say fits perfectly with the days we are in as sad as it is to say.

We are going to have a lot of trouble with our animals turning on us. I just hope it isn´t straight across the board.

As understandable as this scenario can be with so much mistreatment against animals not all are treated unfairly and many are loved dearly.

I will also go out on the line and say this revolt or change in behaviour may have something to do with HAARP/ELF manipulations.

Think how utterly flustrated whales and dolphins are today to be beaching themselves so much more frequently.

With their environment being so distrubed and invaded by electronic pulse/miltitary testing equipment is there any wonder.

The whole earth is changing rapidly. Animals are just much more extremely aware.
Interdimensional warrior
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Brings to mind the movie Animal farm, based on a George Orwell book.

I´ll tell you this, if nature decides to it can annialate the human race. If just the ants and bees turned on us and became aggressive they could do in the human species in a matter of months if not days.
Rev Star Gazer
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Anybody ever read Frank Herbert´s book The Green Brain?damned
All the animals and insects organize and take back the planet!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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The horror, the horror
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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"The grackles zeroed in on a lawyer who shooed a bird away before he tripped and injured his face,
Jue said."

1rof1
DogFishHead
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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You do realize that birds have been known to protect their nests by dive bombing anything that gets near them, right?

How on Earth would anybody take this as some sort of sign that the world´s animals are about to turn on their human masters?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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That explains why all the animals who post at GLP are so fucked up. You know...the foaming at the mouth ones,
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Grackles rule baby...
headbang


Them birds have homesteaded South Texas way before the arrival of the white man.
A Grackle is way more stubborn than the American Indian - they ain´t leaving for shit.

BTW - the male Grackle is a very funny bird with a hell of a whistle.

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