The RCMP and local police forces are expected to start tasering, rounding up and waterboarding Canadian farmers to determine where all the fertilizer has disappeared to...

"Tell us. Where is the fertilizer!!! We know from our sources that you have recently purchased several wagon loads of it and transported it to your remote processing facilities."

"I spread in my fields to grow corn in order to feed people like you..."

ZAPPPPPPPPPP!

"ARRRRrgggghhh!!!!"

"Wrong answer old man."