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Funny News - Cop tasers man after he's caught having sex on front lawn

 
Mikey
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Funny News - Cop tasers man after he's caught having sex on front lawn
LoL, seen this news article thought i would share, pretty funny and sad all at the same time

[link to www.ottawasun.com]

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Cop Tasers man after he's caught having sex on lawn

By QMI Agency

A Thurston County, Wash., deputy Tasered a man twice after catching him having sex on a front lawn, reports the News Tribune.

According to the newspaper, a police deputy responded to a complaint about loud music at about 2 a.m., when he came across a couple having sex on the lawn.

The couple, who were described as highly intoxicated, scrambled for their clothes. The woman screamed and ran away, and the man - 21-year-old Patrick Bergin - reportedly approached the deputy, ignoring his warnings to sit down and provide identification.

The deputy shot him with a Taser, but that didn't stop this victim of coitus interruptus. According to police, Bergin ripped the Taser barbs from his chest, and kept coming towards the cop.

So the deputy shot him again with the Taser, this time in the arm. Bergin was subdued and arrested. He faces a charge of third-degree assault.

James Chamberlain, Thurston County's chief criminal deputy, told the News Tribune that it's very unusual for someone to be able to rip off the barbs from a Taser after being hit with the electrical jolt.


Pretty shitty end to a good night it seems, but come on, taser a naked man! i wonder why he could not provide his identification! Anyways i thought this was funny, kinda feel bad for the guy in a way, at least let him finish what he started you know!
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Re: Funny News - Cop tasers man after he's caught having sex on front lawn
yes, he was naked, but he was 'coming' at the officer with a loaded weapon!
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06/09/2010 02:14 PM
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The cop should have waited until the perp had unloaded his weapon.
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06/09/2010 02:15 PM
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06/09/2010 02:16 PM
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Tasing is not funny, ever.
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yes, he was naked, but he was 'coming' at the officer with a loaded weapon!
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The cop should have waited until the perp had unloaded his weapon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 989273


Now that is funny!
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06/09/2010 02:19 PM
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Tasing is not funny, ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 628775

Agreed.

It can be lethal.

People really have no clue.

Shoot the perps with beanbags.
Much safer!
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

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What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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This ol' south Texas cowboy told a story about the time a dyke cop shot him right in the pecker, EMS had to remove the barbs.
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06/09/2010 02:24 PM
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Tasing is not funny, ever.

Agreed.

It can be lethal.

People really have no clue.

Shoot the perps with beanbags.
Much safer!
 Quoting: guy369





Yeah! Beanbag to the sack would have disabled his weapon!
Mikey (OP)
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06/09/2010 02:52 PM
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Re: Funny News - Cop tasers man after he's caught having sex on front lawn
lol at these comments.





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