Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,389 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,169,263
Pageviews Today: 1,659,983Threads Today: 388Posts Today: 9,391
03:47 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Massive Flow Of Bullshit Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters

 
Democritus
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 997227
United States
06/09/2010 03:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Massive Flow Of Bullshit Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters
As the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico entered its eighth week Wednesday, fears continued to grow that the massive flow of bullshit still gushing from the headquarters of oil giant BP could prove catastrophic if nothing is done to contain it.

The toxic bullshit, which began to spew from the mouths of BP executives shortly after the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig in April, has completely devastated the Gulf region, delaying cleanup efforts, affecting thousands of jobs, and endangering the lives of all nearby wildlife.

"Everything we can see at the moment suggests that the overall environmental impact of this will be very, very modest," said BP CEO Tony Hayward, letting loose a colossal stream of undiluted bullshit. "The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean, and the volume of oil we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total volume of water."

Read more: [link to www.theonion.com]

News








Proud Member Of The Angry Mob