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Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
What's worse!?

A slightly overweight woman...

or a slightly underweight man!?

Last Edited by GreenTabasco on 06/10/2010 08:03 AM
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
Jack Sprat
Could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean;
And so,
Betwixt them both,
They licked the platter clean.
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
Please "weigh in" on this matter...
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
Jack Sprat
Could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean;
And so,
Betwixt them both,
They licked the platter clean.
 Quoting: homemommy

Twisted slightly,...

Jack sprat could eat no fat,

His wife could eat no lean.

When she got on top and sat,...

Ol' Jack could not be seen.

; )~
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
What's worse!?

A slightly overweight woman...

or a slightly underweight man!?
 Quoting: GreenTabasco

what's worse?

A slightly underweight man who'd prefer to be with a slim woman, paired with a slightly overweight woman who'd prefer to be with a brawny dude. hiding
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
What's worse!?

A slightly overweight woman...

or a slightly underweight man!?

what's worse?

A slightly underweight man who'd prefer to be with a slim woman, paired with a slightly overweight woman who'd prefer to be with a brawny dude. hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 963720

YEAH! That is the problem!! I want some BRAWN!

Last Edited by GreenTabasco on 06/10/2010 08:17 AM
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
What's worse!?

A slightly overweight woman...

or a slightly underweight man!?

what's worse?

A slightly underweight man who'd prefer to be with a slim woman, paired with a slightly overweight woman who'd prefer to be with a brawny dude. hiding

YEAH! That is the problem!! I want some BRAWN!
 Quoting: GreenTabasco


hiding dedicated to you OP
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
[nfeRnaL 851930]

Jack Sprat
Could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean;
And so,
Betwixt them both,
They licked the platter clean.

Twisted slightly,...

Jack sprat could eat no fat,

His wife could eat no lean.

When she got on top and sat,...

Ol' Jack could not be seen.

; )~
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LOL, I like your variation better!
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
[nfeRnaL 851930]

Jack Sprat
Could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean;
And so,
Betwixt them both,
They licked the platter clean.

Twisted slightly,...

Jack sprat could eat no fat,

His wife could eat no lean.

When she got on top and sat,...

Ol' Jack could not be seen.
; )~


LOL, I like your variation better!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 837703

I said, "slightly overweight", not big, fat, fatty!
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
If you are in shape and healthy, who cares? Some people are meant to be larger than others. However, jiggly fat and women who look like they are 12 are neither to be desired.

Have you tried Weight Watchers? My daughter and I keep our weight off by using this program. You don't feel deprived. Maybe you could join a gym and your hubbie could add some muscle mass and you could lose a little of the extra. Make it a contest -- you can take off 20 lbs before he adds 20 -- with a prize for the winner.
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
Show her your wonder woman bondage clips. LOL
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
You don't wear half shirts with your muffin top hanging out do you??
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
Overweight woman
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
If you are in shape and healthy, who cares? Some people are meant to be larger than others. However, jiggly fat and women who look like they are 12 are neither to be desired.

Have you tried Weight Watchers? My daughter and I keep our weight off by using this program. You don't feel deprived. Maybe you could join a gym and your hubbie could add some muscle mass and you could lose a little of the extra. Make it a contest -- you can take off 20 lbs before he adds 20 -- with a prize for the winner.
 Quoting: Faith

Well, I'm 155 pounds at 5' 9"
And he is 130 pounds at 5' 8".
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
You don't wear half shirts with your muffin top hanging out do you??
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er...no.
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
155 at 5 foot 9? You are not fat.
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
A female of your build could attract dozens of men in seconds, but a scrawny guy wouldn't be so lucky with the ladies.

Regardless of the facts above, just love each other and stop hurting each other's feelings.
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
155 at 5 foot 9? You are not fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 601435


Agreed. Hubby is projecting his insecurities on you.
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
A female of your build could attract dozens of men in seconds, but a scrawny guy wouldn't be so lucky with the ladies.

Regardless of the facts above, just love each other and stop hurting each other's feelings.
 Quoting: Chick

Agreed!

But he keeps insisting that I need to exercise to lose weight. So I finally got tired of it, and turned the tables on him by telling him he was too skinny.

Guess what!?

He didn't like hearing that.
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
155 at 5 foot 9? You are not fat.
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My wife is 160 and she aint close to fat
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
A female of your build could attract dozens of men in seconds, but a scrawny guy wouldn't be so lucky with the ladies.

Regardless of the facts above, just love each other and stop hurting each other's feelings.

Agreed!

But he keeps insisting that I need to exercise to lose weight. So I finally got tired of it, and turned the tables on him by telling him he was too skinny.

Guess what!?

He didn't like hearing that.
 Quoting: GreenTabasco


of course not.

but I bet you don't want to be called fat just because you have 2 extra pounds, do you?

why don't you give him some of your fat?

both win.
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
Just don't let him become the family food police. That leads to sneaking snacks to munch on, which will make you fat.
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Wow! Your hubby is a little dude.
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
If you are in shape and healthy, who cares? Some people are meant to be larger than others. However, jiggly fat and women who look like they are 12 are neither to be desired.

Have you tried Weight Watchers? My daughter and I keep our weight off by using this program. You don't feel deprived. Maybe you could join a gym and your hubbie could add some muscle mass and you could lose a little of the extra. Make it a contest -- you can take off 20 lbs before he adds 20 -- with a prize for the winner.
 Quoting: Faith


Do you have any idea how hard and how long it takes to add 20 lbs of muscle?
yeah thats a real good contest! Dumb ass!!!

**** LOSE 20 lbs of fat = 1 month possible (2 months realistic)

**** GAIN 20 lbs muscle = 1 year possible 2-3 years realistic (if 18-21 years old) if middle aged (Dont hold your breath)

Last Edited by wisdomknight on 06/10/2010 08:55 AM
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
Just don't let him become the family food police. That leads to sneaking snacks to munch on, which will make you fat.
 Quoting: Faith

Funny thing is, he always calls and asks if I want a cheeseburger from MacDonalds!! I've been saying no for the last month or two...
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
If you are in shape and healthy, who cares? Some people are meant to be larger than others. However, jiggly fat and women who look like they are 12 are neither to be desired.

Have you tried Weight Watchers? My daughter and I keep our weight off by using this program. You don't feel deprived. Maybe you could join a gym and your hubbie could add some muscle mass and you could lose a little of the extra. Make it a contest -- you can take off 20 lbs before he adds 20 -- with a prize for the winner.


Do you have any idea how hard and how long it takes to add 20 lbs of muscle?
yeah thats a real good contest! Dumb ass!!!
 Quoting: wisdomknight

I've always said, he should gain 3 pounds if I can lose 10 pounds. heh heh...he doesn't know I've lost 5 pounds in the past two weeks...
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
If you are in shape and healthy, who cares? Some people are meant to be larger than others. However, jiggly fat and women who look like they are 12 are neither to be desired.

Have you tried Weight Watchers? My daughter and I keep our weight off by using this program. You don't feel deprived. Maybe you could join a gym and your hubbie could add some muscle mass and you could lose a little of the extra. Make it a contest -- you can take off 20 lbs before he adds 20 -- with a prize for the winner.


Do you have any idea how hard and how long it takes to add 20 lbs of muscle?
yeah thats a real good contest! Dumb ass!!!
 Quoting: wisdomknight



My husband decided to beef up -- protein shakes, milk shakes...and a lot of working out. If took him about 5 months.

But, like a typical man (who can lose weight much faster then a woman), you think that dropping 20 lbs is a quick thing? Ahhh -- and what percentage of the population is obese? Neither is easy but both can be accomplished -- dumb ass!!!
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
Nothing wrong with a slightly overweight woman, actually, quite a few men prefer women that way.
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Wow! Your hubby is a little dude.
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I know, but he can do Kung Fu!
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
If you are in shape and healthy, who cares? Some people are meant to be larger than others. However, jiggly fat and women who look like they are 12 are neither to be desired.

Have you tried Weight Watchers? My daughter and I keep our weight off by using this program. You don't feel deprived. Maybe you could join a gym and your hubbie could add some muscle mass and you could lose a little of the extra. Make it a contest -- you can take off 20 lbs before he adds 20 -- with a prize for the winner.


Do you have any idea how hard and how long it takes to add 20 lbs of muscle?
yeah thats a real good contest! Dumb ass!!!

I've always said, he should gain 3 pounds if I can lose 10 pounds. heh heh...he doesn't know I've lost 5 pounds in the past two weeks...
 Quoting: GreenTabasco


if you just mean gain weight (as in fat and muscle) that fair

Last Edited by wisdomknight on 06/10/2010 08:57 AM
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Re: Spouse says I'm too brawny, but he's too scrawny...
If you are in shape and healthy, who cares? Some people are meant to be larger than others. However, jiggly fat and women who look like they are 12 are neither to be desired.

Have you tried Weight Watchers? My daughter and I keep our weight off by using this program. You don't feel deprived. Maybe you could join a gym and your hubbie could add some muscle mass and you could lose a little of the extra. Make it a contest -- you can take off 20 lbs before he adds 20 -- with a prize for the winner.


Do you have any idea how hard and how long it takes to add 20 lbs of muscle?
yeah thats a real good contest! Dumb ass!!!

**** LOSE 20 lbs of fat = 1 month possible (2 months realistic)

**** GAIN 20 lbs muscle = 1 year possible 2-3 years realistic (if 18-21 years old) if middle aged (Dont hold your breath)
 Quoting: wisdomknight

Do tell...

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