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Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/10/2010 04:30 PM
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Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
After a good edging session, i do not feel like myself AT ALL. I feel distant from everyone including my girlfriend.

but sex doesnt seem to do that..

anyone else experience this
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06/10/2010 04:31 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
catholic guilt?
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06/10/2010 04:32 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
catholic guilt?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 989174

but i have sex.. lol
i dont think thats it
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06/10/2010 04:32 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
Christian guilt. US has Puritanical tradition of not enjoying life.
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06/10/2010 04:32 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
It's the other way round with me.
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06/10/2010 04:33 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
not it
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06/10/2010 04:34 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
im tired of mastermating i need a real woman.
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06/10/2010 04:35 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
After a good edging session, i do not feel like myself AT ALL. I feel distant from everyone including my girlfriend.

but sex doesnt seem to do that..

anyone else experience this
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 872557


sexing your woman reinforces emotional bonds with her, and there is an exchange of energy between you

dumping your load by yourself just.. depletes your Qi
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06/10/2010 04:36 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
It's the other way round with me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 998981


chuckle
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06/10/2010 04:37 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
Burning your testosterone away softens you emotionally, and wears you out at the same time. Give it up, and stop, in 5 months you'll feel like the hulk.
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06/10/2010 04:37 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
not it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 872557


You a Christian? Do you believe that the Holy Spirit dwells within you?

Do you love the girl that you have sex with?

Holy Spirit may be convicting you that masterbating is lust after your own flesh.

or you just feel like you are cheating on your girlfried with yourself.

or you feel that there is something wrong with you to "have the need" to masterbate.
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06/10/2010 04:37 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
you are losing your spiritual energy by jerking off!

your sperm contains very many vitamins and microelements, which are necessary to create life... a new human!

just imagine how wastefull this process is, while you are led and controled by your lust!

don´t get deceived!
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06/10/2010 04:38 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
Burning your testosterone away softens you emotionally, and wears you out at the same time. Give it up, and stop, in 5 months you'll feel like the hulk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673477

tru
nanuke

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06/10/2010 04:40 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
yup.

it is an energenic union as well as physical.

with masterbation there is a release of energy but no receiving of it.

you can also look it in a spiritual sense as well.

anyway...

it's more fun to play with others!
~you are love
~the key...it's almost time.

!poke the bulge!

~here is my hand...it can be closed like a fist...or open to hold...yet it is still my hand.
~Today is cancelled...due to lack of interest.
~Without order nothing exists. Without chaos nothing evolves.

ac 618285:
~"without both order and chaos, the illusion would not be able to continue.
one day in the far away future, order will submit to chaos and the entire illusion will vanish."
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:nan1:
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06/10/2010 04:45 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
interesting.

Im going to stop masterbating.
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06/10/2010 04:46 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
you are losing your spiritual energy by jerking off!

your sperm contains very many vitamins and microelements, which are necessary to create life... a new human!

just imagine how wastefull this process is, while you are led and controled by your lust!

don´t get deceived!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 998966

Well, that's just depressing.
Anonymous Coward
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06/10/2010 04:47 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
sexing your woman reinforces emotional bonds with her, and there is an exchange of energy between you

dumping your load by yourself just.. depletes your Qi
 Quoting: deltawave

Exactly.
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06/10/2010 04:48 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
interesting.

Im going to stop masterbating.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 872557


there are other options.. you could practice tantra and the holdback method which would actually increase your personal Qi:

[link to www.aypsite.org]
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06/10/2010 04:49 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
you are losing your spiritual energy by jerking off!

your sperm contains very many vitamins and microelements, which are necessary to create life... a new human!

just imagine how wastefull this process is, while you are led and controled by your lust!

don´t get deceived!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 998966


You could always attempt to give yourself a blowjob OP, that way nothing gets wasted.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/10/2010 04:50 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
interesting.

Im going to stop masterbating.


there are other options.. you could practice tantra and the holdback method which would actually increase your personal Qi:

[link to www.aypsite.org]
 Quoting: deltawave

can I watch porn while doing that
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
I get depressed after masturbation because I love me and leave me.


verysad
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06/10/2010 04:57 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
ask eat, he is always masturbating by him self
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06/10/2010 04:58 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
I get depressed after masturbation because I love me and leave me.


verysad
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

You should take yourself out on the town once in a while, you know...show yourself that you appreciate you for more than just a piece of ass.
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06/10/2010 05:07 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
I get depressed after masturbation because I love me and leave me.


verysad
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

lol
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06/10/2010 05:09 PM

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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
you know...show yourself that you appreciate you for more than just a piece of ass.
 Quoting: Freethinker




rofl!!!
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06/10/2010 05:12 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
G spot
Coffee in the morning. Tea in the afternoon.
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
interesting.

Im going to stop masterbating.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 872557


there are other options.. you could practice tantra and the holdback method which would actually increase your personal Qi:

[link to www.aypsite.org]
 Quoting: deltawave


Tantric healing and spiritual discovery is soooo nice.
Jacking off has its time and place as well or primates would not do it. All sexual practices should involve respect love lots of water and some self control. Also, Ballsac Chi can become stagnant and stanky (especially for carnivores and omnivores)if stock is not rotated occasionally.
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02/18/2011 09:59 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
jerkit
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2011 10:06 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
Quit feeling guilty about jerking off. Nothing wrong with it!!

That business about losing "energy" by jerking off is psychobabble bullshit.

Enjoy having sex with your woman and enjoy jerking off..they are the same but different and both enjoyable.
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02/18/2011 10:15 PM
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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
Quit feeling guilty about jerking off. Nothing wrong with it!!

That business about losing "energy" by jerking off is psychobabble bullshit.

Enjoy having sex with your woman and enjoy jerking off..they are the same but different and both enjoyable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1252779
YOU COULD GO BLIND!!STOP NOW!!!HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP??
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02/18/2011 10:17 PM

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Re: Why do I feel depressed and detached after masterbating, but not sex?
Because your chee chung is out of balance, you need to rest your wrist.

Pervert Jesus<--Jesus says mmmmmmmmmmm,

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