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Hello KATLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/11/2010 02:54 PM
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How is it that not ONE of you can read the map?

This is not Katla activity!

From the seismographs themselves:
"Katla is NOT erupting and there are NO indications that Katla is about to erupt. Information on this page is for the Eyjafjallajökull eruption".

That message was to try to dissuade people from taling about Katla 2 months ago. Those reporting stations are close to BOTH volcanos and are now showing a different pattern of low level activity. The earthquake map is for all of Iceland and shows quakes at the Katla caldera.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 979424


Same map but over more days. Very quiet!
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06/11/2010 02:54 PM
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I don't think Kat is ready yet. I think it's going to be a year before she starts to sing.
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06/11/2010 02:55 PM
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Re: Hello KATLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How is it that not ONE of you can read the map?

This is not Katla activity!

From the seismographs themselves:
"Katla is NOT erupting and there are NO indications that Katla is about to erupt. Information on this page is for the Eyjafjallajökull eruption".

That message was to try to dissuade people from taling about Katla 2 months ago. Those reporting stations are close to BOTH volcanos and are now showing a different pattern of low level activity. The earthquake map is for all of Iceland and shows quakes at the Katla caldera.


Same map but over more days. Very quiet!
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Sorry forgat the link [link to hraun.vedur.is]
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06/11/2010 02:56 PM
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 Quoting: The Lemon



lol

classic:)
(^_*)
Anonymous Coward
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06/11/2010 03:13 PM
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ASHTARDS UNITE!!!!

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06/11/2010 03:14 PM
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Prepare for at least 2 years of winter time without summer...at all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 997861


Why? It has never caused summer to disappear say, oh, the last 10+ times it has erupted before.

Why do people do this? They seem to think OMG OMG, it's gonna end the world. It will erupt, it will cause disruption to air travel, it will stop! That's the story!

No need to spunk in your little panties!

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Ostria

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06/11/2010 03:18 PM
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Why? It has never caused summer to disappear say, oh, the last 10+ times it has erupted before.

 Quoting: BobbleHead


It depends on the eruption, but it has done it before (the last 10+times).
BobbleHead

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06/11/2010 03:20 PM
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Why? It has never caused summer to disappear say, oh, the last 10+ times it has erupted before.



It depends on the eruption, but it has done it before (the last 10+times).
 Quoting: Ostria


Really? where are the reports of summer vanishing and winter being in it's place?
Anonymous Coward
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06/11/2010 03:21 PM
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THIS IS WHY THEY ARE TRYING TO EVACUATE THE SOUTH!!!!

BECAUSE THOSE STATES WILL BE THE ONLY UNTIED STATES THAT WONT FREEZE UP IN 5 MONTHS! THEY ONLY STATES WE CAN STILL GARDEN IN WITHOUT GREENHOUSES!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 997861



Well, then start building your greenhouse now. Plans are on the net.
Anonymous Coward
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06/11/2010 03:21 PM
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Re: Hello KATLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is this a big deal? Don't volcanoes erupt all the time?

Can someone tell me why this one is different?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 983966


Think FAMINE.
Think transportation disruptions.

Katla's eruptions have in the past caused a severe drop in food production in the affected areas on Northern Europe.

In this day and age of only a thin razor wire separating food supply from food demand even a small but widespread shortfall in food production would lead to famine somewhere in the world and people would be starving to death.
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06/11/2010 03:21 PM
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THIS IS WHY THEY ARE TRYING TO EVACUATE THE SOUTH!!!!

BECAUSE THOSE STATES WILL BE THE ONLY UNTIED STATES THAT WONT FREEZE UP IN 5 MONTHS! THEY ONLY STATES WE CAN STILL GARDEN IN WITHOUT GREENHOUSES!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 997861



Well, then start building your greenhouse now. Plans are on the net.
BobbleHead

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06/11/2010 03:23 PM
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I should have know the peace and quiet from the katlatards wouldn't last!
Anonymous Coward
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06/11/2010 03:24 PM
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Re: Hello KATLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prepare for at least 2 years of winter time without summer...at all.


Why? It has never caused summer to disappear say, oh, the last 10+ times it has erupted before.

Why do people do this? They seem to think OMG OMG, it's gonna end the world. It will erupt, it will cause disruption to air travel, it will stop! That's the story!

No need to spunk in your little panties!

 Quoting: BobbleHead


Agreed.

It has erupted since time immortal.

I got a little carried away since it's the 11th.

My bad.
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06/11/2010 03:26 PM
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Katla is not the one that caused all the trouble. The Iceland volcano LAKI in 1783 caused major temperature drops and famine.

If/when Katla goes off it might cause some cooling but it's not the big bad volcano. Hekla would be much worse.

Honestly, the oil gusher is a much bigger problem than Katla will ever be.
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06/11/2010 03:30 PM
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Re: Hello KATLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prepare for at least 2 years of winter time without summer...at all.


Why? It has never caused summer to disappear say, oh, the last 10+ times it has erupted before.

Why do people do this? They seem to think OMG OMG, it's gonna end the world. It will erupt, it will cause disruption to air travel, it will stop! That's the story!

No need to spunk in your little panties!



Agreed.

It has erupted since time immortal.

I got a little carried away since it's the 11th.

My bad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 999817


Cool. :-)
Anonymous Coward
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06/11/2010 03:35 PM
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Re: Hello KATLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The problem with Katla is that the amount of ice hits the ocean and can cause giant tsunami's.
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06/11/2010 03:44 PM
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Before Katla blows one or more massive earthquakes are likely to hit Europe!!
I predict the first one (7.5+mag) will probably take place within the next 24 HOURS! damned
 Quoting: Sul-americano 643866


Before 3 days you have predicted that big earthquake will hit within 72 hours (here: Thread: Big earthquake today 7.3++
Nothing happened. Now you do it again, I see you continuously again and again predict earthquake, wainting for lucky strike
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06/11/2010 03:47 PM

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Air travel would not be feasible, there would be a danger in breathing the very, very tiny and razor sharp shards of volcanic ash will kill a lot of people, flouride cloud could kill a lot of people, and livestock, the temperature drop would halt food production in Europe, Canada and North America, shortages. It will not wipe us out but it would be a huge problem for our fragile society, we cut a lot of corners to have the luxury of modern life, BP cut corners for that oil and paid the price, nature shows what happens when we do that.
In the previous centuries, life was much, much harder but people were very independent, farmed on their own, took care of each other. There are also maybe 8 times as many people now. relying on farmers to grow and transport their goods.
Also, Katla with the gulf makes things worse, and with a west coast eq, still worse. It is a combination of disasters that sends humanity to the bottom really fast.
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Ostria

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06/11/2010 03:59 PM
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Why? It has never caused summer to disappear say, oh, the last 10+ times it has erupted before.



It depends on the eruption, but it has done it before (the last 10+times).


Really? where are the reports of summer vanishing and winter being in it's place?
 Quoting: BobbleHead


Geoscientists are wary not only for the damage an eruption could cause Iceland, but also the international implications that could follow, including global temperature change.

[link to www.accuweather.com]
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06/11/2010 03:59 PM
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I think I made in my pants. ohhhh yes.......

PLEASE EXPLODE AND TURN EUROPE INTO AN ICE AGE!!! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 999714

how about you moving somewhere else Mr.Doom
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06/11/2010 04:00 PM
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Re: Hello KATLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before Katla blows one or more massive earthquakes are likely to hit Europe!!
I predict the first one (7.5+mag) will probably take place within the next 24 HOURS! damned


Before 3 days you have predicted that big earthquake will hit within 72 hours (here: Thread: Big earthquake today 7.3++
Nothing happened. Now you do it again, I see you continuously again and again predict earthquake, wainting for lucky strike
 Quoting: bejbous 1000122


i think a major EQ in nw Europe is highly likely though. lot of cold, old, 'dead' faults running through there. they must be being put under strain by all the activity.

we're not as safe as I used to think we are here.
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06/11/2010 04:01 PM
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Air travel would not be feasible, there would be a danger in breathing the very, very tiny and razor sharp shards of volcanic ash will kill a lot of people, flouride cloud could kill a lot of people, and livestock, the temperature drop would halt food production in Europe, Canada and North America, shortages. It will not wipe us out but it would be a huge problem for our fragile society, we cut a lot of corners to have the luxury of modern life, BP cut corners for that oil and paid the price, nature shows what happens when we do that.
In the previous centuries, life was much, much harder but people were very independent, farmed on their own, took care of each other. There are also maybe 8 times as many people now. relying on farmers to grow and transport their goods.
Also, Katla with the gulf makes things worse, and with a west coast eq, still worse. It is a combination of disasters that sends humanity to the bottom really fast.
 Quoting: cg


that is DEAD right. REALLY FAST it could happen.
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06/11/2010 04:07 PM
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Air travel would not be feasible, there would be a danger in breathing the very, very tiny and razor sharp shards of volcanic ash will kill a lot of people, flouride cloud could kill a lot of people, and livestock, the temperature drop would halt food production in Europe, Canada and North America, shortages. It will not wipe us out but it would be a huge problem for our fragile society, we cut a lot of corners to have the luxury of modern life, BP cut corners for that oil and paid the price, nature shows what happens when we do that.
In the previous centuries, life was much, much harder but people were very independent, farmed on their own, took care of each other. There are also maybe 8 times as many people now. relying on farmers to grow and transport their goods.
Also, Katla with the gulf makes things worse, and with a west coast eq, still worse. It is a combination of disasters that sends humanity to the bottom really fast.


that is DEAD right. REALLY FAST it could happen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 999027


Coincidences or not, I do see ourselves (mankind) being primed.. it like in mind control - to break a mind it has to be isolated, confused, and shattered in order to be opened beg for something new. In brainwashing on a massive scale that works up tp divide and conquer (getting people into ever smaller groups), confused (lots of things happening at once - stalkmarkets, disasters, wars, senseless violence) and shattered (Everything at once and some icing on the cake). By the time these "coincidences" are over we'll be begging for the protection of a new world order. Sadly.
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06/11/2010 04:17 PM
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Is she gonna blow?!?!??
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06/11/2010 04:18 PM
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Re: Hello KATLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES
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06/11/2010 04:19 PM
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Time to fire up the ol' Katla cam.. looks pretty serene so far, visibility is fairly good except on the top left.. hmm hmm
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06/11/2010 04:33 PM
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Time to fire up the ol' Katla cam.. looks pretty serene so far, visibility is fairly good except on the top left.. hmm hmm
 Quoting: nomind


There's a car comin in off in the distance from the general direction of Katla on the cam, so at least they are out there payin attention and checkin it out
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06/11/2010 04:40 PM
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Time to fire up the ol' Katla cam.. looks pretty serene so far, visibility is fairly good except on the top left.. hmm hmm
 Quoting: nomind


stop it nomind, you devil you!

never forget the night I nearly had a heart attack when the sun suddenly broke through the clouds right at that spot there, and the over sensitive cam flared like fuck.

honestly, i nearly fucking died.

lol
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06/11/2010 04:52 PM
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Re: Hello KATLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS WHY THEY ARE TRYING TO EVACUATE THE SOUTH!!!!

BECAUSE THOSE STATES WILL BE THE ONLY UNTIED STATES THAT WONT FREEZE UP IN 5 MONTHS! THEY ONLY STATES WE CAN STILL GARDEN IN WITHOUT GREENHOUSES!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 997861


I think the reason they are evacuating is because of the chance of a huge tsunami coming from the sea floor. In places it is raising 13 feet a day.

Also, with all the chemicals coming from the oil spill, there is a chance that the rain will kill all of the vegetation in that area. Obama doesn't want any help from any other countries (who have dealt with the problem before), he wants Americans to suffer. He is Islam.
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