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Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!

 
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Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Currently, it's a 'slow motion' SHTF event... however, when the first tropical storm/hurricane goes thru the GULF it will become crystal clear how F**KED the USA is. Then it will be too late.

If you are wise you will be making plans right now.
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Dude, this has been said like 300 hundred times in other posts for the last 3 weeks.

did you just come up with this?

or do you just like repeating things?
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Dude, this has been said like 300 hundred times in other posts for the last 3 weeks.

did you just come up with this?

or do you just like repeating things?
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did you cry 300 times when they repeated it too?
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06/11/2010 02:12 PM
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
oil catastrophe


icelandic volcanoes shutting down european airspace

greeks rioting

why is conspiracy theorists so wrong all the time lol

we are always predicting this that etc etc never get it right and we never will

nobody ever thought this was gonna happen at the beginning of the year Lol

but the conspiracy theorists jump on the train and go with it "the end is nigh" Lol
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Currently, it's a 'slow motion' SHTF event... however, when the first tropical storm/hurricane goes thru the GULF it will become crystal clear how F**KED the USA is. Then it will be too late.

If you are wise you will be making plans right now.
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We are all planning on coming and staying in your guest room.

Don't worry I will contribute a 12 pack of ramen to your supply cabinet
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06/11/2010 02:18 PM
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Dude, this has been said like 300 hundred times in other posts for the last 3 weeks.

did you just come up with this?

or do you just like repeating things?
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He just like to see his post up on the front page. He is what you call a ATTENTION WHORE !!
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
oil catastrophe


icelandic volcanoes shutting down european airspace

greeks rioting

why is conspiracy theorists so wrong all the time lol

we are always predicting this that etc etc never get it right and we never will

nobody ever thought this was gonna happen at the beginning of the year Lol

but the conspiracy theorists jump on the train and go with it "the end is nigh" Lol
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actually you are wrong ... I have been saying for many years that oil is the leviathon of the deep. Also obesity is a sign of global warming.
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06/11/2010 02:21 PM
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
EAT, its called "stalling" they're (Columbian Illuminatus)
are hitting us from all sides, please advise?
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Currently, it's a 'slow motion' SHTF event... however, when the first tropical storm/hurricane goes thru the GULF it will become crystal clear how F**KED the USA is. Then it will be too late.

If you are wise you will be making plans right now.
 Quoting: ºEATº

What better way to lull the immediate gratification, cg video/movie/game addicted society but with a slow, chinese water torture event!

Most Americans can't pay attention long enough to remember to FLUSH TOILETS after they use them!

It's a numbers game and MANY are about to be culled. NO amount of warning will change this outcome! SAVE YOUR BREATH!
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Dude, this has been said like 300 hundred times in other posts for the last 3 weeks.

did you just come up with this?

or do you just like repeating things?



He just like to see his post up on the front page. He is what you call a ATTENTION WHORE !!
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Indeed. Old news EAT. Please stick close to the wrong predictions, that's your field.
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06/11/2010 02:24 PM
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Dude, this has been said like 300 hundred times in other posts for the last 3 weeks.

did you just come up with this?

or do you just like repeating things?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684320


doesn't make it not true
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
You could call it a 'global coastal event'.
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Dude, this has been said like 300 hundred times in other posts for the last 3 weeks.

did you just come up with this?

or do you just like repeating things?



He just like to see his post up on the front page. He is what you call a ATTENTION WHORE !!


Indeed. Old news EAT. Please stick close to the wrong predictions, that's your field.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 999122

Old news around here, perhaps, but 21 MILLION people are currently PARKED on the Gulf coast with their fates in the hands of our federal govenment and BP!

Where's your sense of urgency, man!?

SOMEBODY might wake up TODAY and LEAVE...hopefully!
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Dude, this has been said like 300 hundred times in other posts for the last 3 weeks.

did you just come up with this?

or do you just like repeating things?



He just like to see his post up on the front page. He is what you call a ATTENTION WHORE !!


Indeed. Old news EAT. Please stick close to the wrong predictions, that's your field.
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GOOD ONE !!!
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Shift event? Say it straight out. The Death Event.

Noone is shifting. We are going TO ALL FUCKING DIE, slow miserable deaths because of your elitists diabolical greed.
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Currently, it's a 'slow motion' SHTF event... however, when the first tropical storm/hurricane goes thru the GULF it will become crystal clear how F**KED the USA is. Then it will be too late.

If you are wise you will be making plans right now.
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eats back!!!! yay eat.
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Shift happens. EAT only attempts to slow its course through the glp/EAT effect. Thanks, EAT.

Last Edited by AWhereness on 06/11/2010 03:56 PM
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
eat.. remebver the temperatures this oil will raise in the gulf.. isnt that in the ecuation for the hurricanes== temperature))?¿???? sea temp? will this spot create a mag 6 hurricane or so.. just dont know.. u guys r d experts..
what I see is a drastic change in sea currents.. lets say they triguered day after tomaro... rigth eat?
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06/11/2010 02:57 PM
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Once the oil gets into the Gulf Stream and up the east coast...

The planet is toast!


a 100 years of starving\water shortages and war...all part of the evil buildabuger plan.


Am prepared...are you??


ass wipe; check
food; check
ammo; check
weapons; check
water filters; check
Ammo loader: check
Solar generator: check
Like minded friends and neighbors: check
Un prepared Deniers = more food; check
Non GMO seeds: check


Good luck and hold on to that gold...u may need it to fill your pockets so u can sink quicker and end your miserable sad little denying lives, that is all it would be good for, besides making bullets with it, u dumb asses.

Last Edited by Franktastic on 06/11/2010 02:57 PM
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Currently, it's a 'slow motion' SHTF event... however, when the first tropical storm/hurricane goes thru the GULF it will become crystal clear how F**KED the USA is. Then it will be too late.

If you are wise you will be making plans right now.
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EAT any chance i can come and stay with you when we evacuate the US? I need a safe place to stay and i will do any work around the house you need????? HELP
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
I think the point of what EAT is saying is that this event is a sigil or sign event - one that goes well beyond its actual physical impact...

Like 9/11. On 9/11 a few buildings were destroyed in a city of thousands of buildings. The event, because of the media focus, or reactions, and its nature as a metaphysical trigger - went far beyond the immediate effect.

This one is different in many ways:
- lack of aggressive media coverage
- slow burn development
- few prompt deaths
- real time ambiguity vice immediate certainty

The oil spill - in my opinion - isn't as bad as it seems. Sure it's bad, but as with most "doomy" things, it's literally not the end of the world.

So, most things predicted here - like mass evacuation because of the oil - will not happen.

But- something is up with the manipulation factor. Someone's been waggin' the dog.

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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Currently, it's a 'slow motion' SHTF event... however, when the first tropical storm/hurricane goes thru the GULF it will become crystal clear how F**KED the USA is. Then it will be too late.

If you are wise you will be making plans right now.



EAT any chance i can come and stay with you when we evacuate the US? I need a safe place to stay and i will do any work around the house you need????? HELP
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eat told me to tell that you are welcome any time.!!
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Eat does it again

Thread: Evacuating Florida's 19 million people must begin right about NOW!!!
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Currently, it's a 'slow motion' SHTF event... however, when the first tropical storm/hurricane goes thru the GULF it will become crystal clear how F**KED the USA is. Then it will be too late.

If you are wise you will be making plans right now.



EAT any chance i can come and stay with you when we evacuate the US? I need a safe place to stay and i will do any work around the house you need????? HELP



eat told me to tell that you are welcome any time.!!
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is this true?
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CAUTION: ATTENTION WHORING IN PROGRESS
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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
Currently, it's a 'slow motion' SHTF event... however, when the first tropical storm/hurricane goes thru the GULF it will become crystal clear how F**KED the USA is. Then it will be too late.

If you are wise you will be making plans right now.
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it's already too late, EAT.
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My Bullshit-o-meter is currently reading 7,2 mega-eats. It's looking bad.
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Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Re: Dear GLP Friends.... the OIL SPILL is the SHTF EVENT so you better get prepared!
One way to be prepared--against the fumes-- is to get this activated carbon breathing mask:

[link to www.icanbreathe.com]

--along with at least one pack of ten replacement filters. This will help protect your health while you pack up and get out.
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Or a less expensive, throw-away activated carbon mask (120 for under 27 cents cents each, with Free Shipping found at: [link to cgi.ebay.com]

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